Chapters Now when you wake up in a forest without feeling your pants... you know shit has hit the fan. I sit up looking to see where the fuck my clothes were when I see a big ass final fantasy like sword on the ground next to me. I reach to pick it up and notice a hoof instead of a hand." AH! WHAT THE FUCK!?" I yell out loud looking at my front hooves. Each front hoof had five uh unicorn horn looking things on the that bend into a fist when I move them. Reaching over I Pick up the sword and notice a holding device next to it. Putting the device on as well as the sword on my back I walk through the forest.The sword on my back was stone with a radioactive symbol on it. As I walked I notice a Sunny Town,but having been Playing story of the blanks earlier I hurriedly go past it. I walk past a hut, and from brony knowledge know it is Zecora's. I walk through what I am now positive is the Everfree forest. I walk for a while before I hear rustling in the bushes." Shit....shit...shit...shit." I say worried. Suddenly a big ass timberwolf walks out of the bush. " NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!" I yell running for my life as the timberwolf chases me. Suddenly I remember that I have a big ass sword on my back after the handle clonks me in the head. slowing down I pull out the sword and point it at the beast. As soon as it is stabbed it bursts into green radioactive flames. I jump and instantly fly up hitting a branch. Losing control I hit the ground and roll down a very rocky hill as I feel extreme pain from one of my wings being bent backwards, my front right foreleg fracturing, and a concussion. Hitting the bottom I attempt to crawl,and finally after two hours of pain and suffering I exit into the light of Equestria. I attempt to call for help now that I was out, but couldn't talk since my voice left me after an hour of crying. I look around,and spot Fluttershy's cottage,and I begin to crawl to it. " help..." I manage to say as I near the door. I reach over with my left foreleg and knock.
" Who is it?" I hear her asked a little scared.
"help me...please." I manage to choke out as I pass out from pain and exhaustion.I wake up in a hospital bed and look around and feel deja vu." Have I been here before? no of course I couldn't I was a human. So why do I feel deja vu?" I think to myself before I hear a knock on the door.
" Are you awake?" An oddly familiar voice says.
" Uh....Yeah." I say a little confused.
"OK good the doctors wouldn't let me see you until you were awake." The voice says. The door opens and a lavender unicorn walks in who I instantly recognize as Twilight Sparkle. She walks over and examines the casts and my forelegs. "this is amazing. where did you get horns on your forelegs?" She asks with a scholar's curiosity. I just shrug." Well wherever you got them doesn't matter. The doctors say those could do you harm. So they have to remove them." She says with disappointment.
"WHAT!?" I yell suprised and angry. She instantly backs out of the room as I rip out my I.V and step out. Feeling an unknown strength I take off my casts by ripping them open and step and move my wing completely healed.
"What the?" Twilight says very confused.Feeling the anger I have from my issues times 200 my eyes literally burn marks into the wall. Raising a hand with a radioactive green fireball on it I touch the wall melting it away. I run and feel my sword from some unknown connection. Sticking my hand up it burns through walls and lands in my right hand like Thor's hammer.
"THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK OUT OF A HOSPITAL MOTHER FUCKERS!" I yell with ferocity before flying straight toward a window, and bursting through. Flying at the speed of 200 kilometers every half hour I break some unknown force, and I am no longer slower than my voice. I come up to a city and slow down. Just wishing I wasn't seen makes me feel heat. I begin hurting all over as green radioactive flames cover me before dissipating leaving the world an odd green tint. Going into an alley I see six stallions beating a mare with red eyes and broken purple eyed shades in front of her. My anger peeked again and the flames returned leaving me visible. I reach back grabbing my sword and pull it forward.Holding my sword in only my right hand I yell. " HEY FUCKERS!" They look at me generally pissed that I was stopping them from finishing. Looking at my dull stone sword they just laugh at me.
" Weak freak. HAHAHAHAHA!" One yells
" Oh it's the big bad crime fighter help. HAHAHAHAHA!" Another says.
"SHUT UP!" I yell with power in my voice causing them to laugh harder. My anger grows and grows and grows until it bursts into my sword. It burns away revealing a sharp iron blade with a green glowing radioactive symbol on both sides. They shut up looking at my huge now iron sword. The flames travel up me leaving plated iron armor with green glowing from the crack between plate, and two slits I had for eyes.
"DON'T JUST STAND THE! GET HIM!" The leader yelled.
" COME AT ME BROS!" I yell as two of them charge. With a swipe the first one bursts in flames and quickly becomes nothing but ash. Before the second one could escape I send a blast from my hand burning him away too. The stallions back up as I fly towards them. I corkscrew into them burning all but one of them into ashes." I AM THE FLAME OF JUSTICE! FEAR ME!" I yell before finishing off the last one. I sheathe my sword and in another flurry of flames return to normal. I walk over to the mare." You okay?" I ask worried.
"I think they broke alot of my bones." she said with her voice only a whisper. she coughs up alot of blood. I pick her up,and put her shades back on her. I fly into the air and towards the nearest hospital. Arriving inside a nurse sees us.
" OH CELESTIA! WHAT HAPPENED!?" The nurse yells worried.
"Six stallions were beating her to death." I say a little ticked off.
" I'll get her to an emergency room stat!" She says assuringly before putting the mare on a table and rolling her away quickly.
" Alright that's one person helped." I think to myself as I walk out of the hospital. I then see my face on a paper. " Escaped medical patient. Please return to nearest hospital as soon as possible?" I read to myself. Now given a chance I examine my face. I looked like I had a mare's face but a stallion's body." Well can't get worse than this." I say to myself.
"AAAH! OFFICERS THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!" Some random bitch yells.
" Oh fuck me." I say before facehoofing.
"LOOK IT'S THE ESCAPED PATIENT! HE MUST'VE DONE IT!" Some random stallion yells.
"Well they got that right." I think to myself. I then zoom into the sky away from the city as police shoot magic blasts at me attempting to knock me out. " Well now what?" I ask myself. I escape the police easily before landing near Ponyville from exhaustion. " Well at least I gave the cops something to burn donut carbs off on." I say laughing to myself before being shot by a magic blast, and passing out. I wake up strapped to an operating table surrounded by doctors. " YOU ARE NOT TAKING AWAY MY FINGERS!" I yell angrily.
" GET SOME TRANQUILIZER IN HIM STAT!" A blue nurse with a harp as her cutiemark yells. They inject me with 4 vials of tranquilizer without success. " GET MORE IN HIM!" She yells. I get injected tranquilizer after tranquilizer with no affect.
" LYRA HE HAS ENOUGH TRANQUILIZER IN HIM TO PUT 20 STALLIONS TO SLEEP!" A stallion yells.
" His anger is a stimulant. We need to calm him down." Lyra says calmly.
" Lyra after 20 seconds the tranquilizer dissipates. We wont get him asleep long enough." The stallion says.
" How about you let me go and we call it a day?" I ask hopefully
" No those things can hurt you." Lyra says pointing at my fingers.
" I'VE LIVED WITH THEM MY WHOLE LIFE!" I yell angrily. Lyra hadn't been expecting that,and stops.
" You mean those weren't freak growths?" She asks thinking they had grown recently.
"No." I say happy she is listening. She releases me from the table and allows me to exit the hospital after a few physical exams to make sure. I walk around the dark streets of Ponyville happy I was ok." I think I might like this place. I mean I was raised in horsetown U.S.A." I think to myself happily. Looking into the saddlebags I was given with my cutiemark on them which was a yellow and black radioactive symbol unlike my sword's which was only a few lines. I pull out some bits and head to the nearby inn. After renting a room for the night I lay in bed ready to go look for a job tomorrow.
Practicing Magic/ New allies
I wake up and fix my hair again, as per normal the 4 days I've been here. Walking down I slip and fall on my face. Getting up I see my horn fingers, and decide to actually practice my magic. I walk out after eating a few fruit, and head to the library A.K.A Twilight's house. I walk in to see the magic section full of books. I grab the few that catch my eye like Summoning magic, Levitation, Defense magic, Offense magic, and etc. I walk over to the check-out area." Hey Twilight can I check out these books?" I ask happily.
" Sure Trenton just be sure to return these. Ok?" She asks sincerely.
" Alright I will." I say like a goody two shoes. I walk out, and down the street with the books in my saddlebags. I open my door, and shut it behind me by kicking it softly with my back leg. I open summoning magic, and decide to try it out. I concentrate, but can't exactly pluck anything here. Reading a bit more I realize that first timers need certain ingredients to pluck things to them. So I get out some chalk , and draw the runes while dropping pinecones in each rune to pull a living thing over. I concentrate, but find my mind drifting towards youtube videos, and to my suprise the white chalk glows golden yellow. In the middle of the circle I see Golden light forming a figure, and then dissipate. What is left Is a confused..... Pegasus with fingers like mine with a regular sized gold sword on his back, with sweet black sunglasses, and gold armor covering him. No not gold armor this armor was too bright and firm looking to be gold armor. This this was Butter armor. Looking up I realize who I plucked from my world. SkydoesMinecraft one of my favorite youtubers was in my presence. My minds first subconcious thought was to go into fanboy mode.I go wide eyed as I lose sensible control, and stare at the famous youtuber.
" You.Pony. Where the hell am I?" He asks very confused.
" E-Equestria." I manage to stammer.
" YOU MEAN I'M IN A GIRLS SHOW!" He yells angrily.
" That was my thirst though when I came here too." I say relaxed someone else knew what I was feeling even if he wasn't a brony. Suddenly a few more hazes appear. I go wide eyed as I realized I had thought of several youtubers. A pink, blue, orange, white, another gold, another white, a brilliant blue, and a brown one appeared destroying the runes. A pegasus with fingers with a pink mustache appears, followed by one In a star trek suit, one in a labcoat with goggles, one with an orange beard and dwarvish iron armor, one in wizard robes, one that was a doll with an evil grin on it, a pony with a beard headphones and a lantern, and a gold pony with a gold sword. All of them look as confused as the last. I back out of the room, and run to the library like a madman leaving Sky to try to talk to his fellow youtubers." TWILIGHT I NEED SOME HELP!" I yell running into the library filled with the mane six.
" Whats going on?" Twilight asks confused. A guilty look crosses my face.
" I may have been stupid and pulled youtubers from my world who have extra power with an accidentally powerful summoning spell." I say really guilty.
"WHAT!?" All six of the ponies yell.
" Come see for yourself." I say finalizing it before running back to my house the mane six in tow. We walk in to se the youtubers not confused looking angrily at me as I back into a wall.
" Send us back you idiot." I hear the swedish Pewdiepie say angrily.
" We can't the magic he used is something not even Celestia could reverse." She says extremely suprised.The youtubers instantly look at me with murder plans in their eyes. I pull my sword from my back pointed at them.
" Guys come on maybe this could be okay." Sky says trying to calm them down. I feel the power flow into me, but instead of iron budder flames crawl down my sword onto me leaving the exact same armor with the only change being the metal budder instead of iron.
" STAY BACK!" I yell fierceness in my eyes as the youtubers stop and see the power radiating off me as it suprises them all. I put my sword back and revert to normal. " It was an accident. If I could I would send you back." I say guilt heavy in my voice.
" Well if you bring all our friends over I think we can forgive you." Sky says with all the other youtubers nodding.
" Alright. I'll need pinecones and chalk." I say a little annoyed.
Ponyville is forever changed
I wake up on Saturday morning very early,and head over to Duncan's lab after grabbing my sword, and fixing my hair. I had asked the cakes the very next day if I could have Saturday, and Sunday off which I was happy they excepted. I walked through the calm Ponyville night happy that I no longer heard cars zooming by, or an ambulance's alarm causing my dogs to go crazy. I reach the drawbridge of the castle and type in the code on the terminal next to me causing the drawbridge to lower and the metal gate to rise. I walk in type close on another console, and listen as the drawbridge closes behind me followed by the gate shutting. Duncan had brought thousands of blocks with him on accident since they had all brought certain abilities from the games they played. Pewdiepie could chair mode, and nobody but his fellow youtubers, and I could find him, he was also a delivery pony, The yogscast all had their minecraft mod abilities from volts, tekkit, and yogcraft. Sky, and his friends not including sly, immortal, Kevin, and Steven had mod, and minigame abilities. Cry had no blinking or emotion shown on his face, but his voice said it all. Markiplier could make fun of some invisible people, or say nice things, and odd things would happen, along with him being able to hold impossible amounts of alcohol, and being able to give pinkie a run for her money on making people laugh. Stephano just had a french accent. the yogscast all had different companies. Sips and Sjin made Sipsco in Equestria, Lewis and Simon made Yoglabs, Duncan made HIS labs, Rythian started a thaumcraft factory, Hannah made an owl sanctuary, and Ridgedog made buildings and complex chain reactions for traps. Sky was the only person in his group of friends to have a company. He made butter for bakers and chefs, and a budder factory for weapons and armor. Chilled Chaos brought Seananners, Gassy, Eatmydiction, and Goldy with them all having to get normal jobs as well. Sparkles and In thelittlewood Went to manehattan. I walk up the stairs to Duncan's lab, and see him toying with the prototype portal. " Your really think this'll get you guys home?" I ask unsure.
" Yes I'm pretty sure it will." He says with doubt in his voice. I hear Mark screwing around outside.
" LATIN BRING IT ON! BRING IT ON!" He yells before lightning starts flashing outside, and I smell burnt hair.
" Well Mark is a dumbass." I say causing me and Duncan to burst out laughing. Duncan composes himself,and grabs a list before handing it to me.
" I need you to get me some stuff around town." He says before handing me a bag of bits, and I go on my merry way. I go to Rarity's shop, and see Chilled helping her make clothes. I decide to be a smartass and using new magic I learned I turn into a box. I creep up behind Chilled then stay there. I can tell he feels like he is being watched because he starts to look around a bit. I turn back to normal, and tap Chilled's shoulder causing the doll pony to jump up screaming. I laugh a little before handing Rarity the list.
" I'll get the labcoat immediately." She says before levitating a bag to me. I give her some bits, and walk away heading to my next pickup. Looking at the list I realize that only two things were on there. Pickup labcoat, and then Return to me and have rest of day off. Happy to have a day off I run to Duncan's, and put the bag in his mail slot. I spread my wings then fly towards the budder factory. Walking in I see Sky's friends lugging bags of budder around. I walk through the other entrance, and keep walking until I come across Pewdiepie doing his work as a mail delivery pony. I turn into a barre, and hide behind a bush. I jump into the middle of the road in front of Pewds.
" BARREL!" He yells before buck kicking me all the way into Markiplier.
"Ow." I groan as I pick myself up, and Mark as well. I hear thunder erupting behind me. " Really Mark?" I say before socking him for making fun of Latin. A bag of bits falls next to me which I happily pick up before walking back towards my house. Neither Ponyville or Equestria is going to be the same again.
As I walk I get an odd sensation. The sensation is like feeling a friend you haven't seen for a while. I look around before seeing another human pony. His mane is a light blue while his fur is darker with his cutie mark a picture of a human face. The face has brown curly hair, a smile, a regular sized nose, and brown eyes. On his back is another sword like mine with his cutie mark on it. He looks at me with a confused expression on his face.
" Trenton?" He asks in a light voice scratching his head with his horn fingers.
" Noah?" I ask just as suprised and confused as me. We quickly launch at each other in a friendly hug. " Dude I haven't seen you since we graduated from Sixth grade." I say happy to see him.
" I know dude this is awesome" He answers as we highfive each other.
" Have you seen the others?" I ask wondering if our other friends somehow got swords and ended up here as well.
" No I didn't see them." He says a bit sad.
" How did you find your sword?" I ask wondering where his came from.
" I found mine on the floor after some guy nearly got killed and the killer hesitated on my tv show." He answers truthfully.
" So let me get this straight you found yours after someone showed humanity on a tv show?" I ask beginning to understand this mystical items.
" Yea I guess so." He answers thinking a bit.
" Alright dude you wanna crash at my place until you get a job and your own house?" I ask concerned where my friend would rest.
" Sure." He answers happy to have a place to sleep. We walk into town around 6:00 pm and he notices several youtubers like Chilled, and Sky, and Pewds. " Wait there are youtubers here?" He asks confused.
" Yea it was a summoning spell gone wrong." I say truthfully.
" So why didn't you bring me and the others?" He asks agitated.
" Twilight said that I couldn't do anymore studying spells or she would have the cakes dock my pay." I answered a little agitated as well.
" Oh well that sucks." Noah says with a hint of truth to his voice.
" Yea it does." I say my agitation having faded from my voice. I notice something odd. Some of the ponies weren't acting the way they usually do. I stop and look around noticing the only ponies acting normal were me, Noah, the youtubers, and the mane six." Noah pull out your sword." I say a little worried. He follows my orders noticing I'm never this extra paranoid without a good reason as we get back to back not wanting to be ambushed. The ponies notice this and in a big burst of green flame reveal themselves to be buglike ponies." Oh shit these are changeling." I say now very agitated. " What did you do to everypony!?" I yell causing a few of them to stop in their tracks." THIS IS INJUSTICE!" I yell before going into my steel battleform. Noah stares in awe at what I just did.
" How did you do that?" He asks really confused.
" I don't know I just can." I say causing him to wonder. I fly to the nearest changeling slicing it in half turning it into burning mush. I then go on a continued swipe that takes out another twenty of them. Noah stares at me in shock.
" Oh the inhumanity!" he yells before a blue flash covers him leaving him in identical armor to mine only with blue light.
" Holy crap Noah you did it too." I yell happily. Noah looks around before flashing several changelings turning them into ponies." Holy crap dude you give them their own humane pony identity." I say realizing what Noah can do. I slice a few changelings charging at me but most of them are staring in fear of our power. I raise my sword one more time before striking it into the ground causing the rest of the changelings to burn into ashes. " Well at least I'm getting more abilities." I say before turning and seeing Noah staring at the ashes. We both turn back and I see tears welling in his eyes. " Dude you never used to be like this what the hell happened to you?" I ask before realizing something. I had always had a burning flame inside of me to bring justice to assholes, and Noah used to be doing that alot. "The sword I have must be the burning flame for justice I have. It's so hot that the atoms split and It is a nuclear flame. Noah's sword must be humanity evident by the tan human face he used to have as his cutie mark. His sword is increasing his humanity enormously making him not like killing. Well I need him to know something that'll allow him to fight." I think to myself. " Noah you need to understand sometime killing is the most humane thing to do so we can save the greater population. You can't save everyone." I tell him.
" I guess so." Noah says. A feeling goes through my sword as if it has reconnected to a sibling.
" Oh my god...... there are more swords." I realize as I feel ten more connections still cut.
Changeling Invasion/ 3rd Sword
It took us about four hours but we eventually found the missing people all cocooned in the town hall. I look around for any guards and eventually notice two Lyra Heartstrings. " HEY LYRA!" I yell causing one of them to stare at me. I fly straight into the second Lyra pinning it to the ground. I send several punches into its face causing the changeling to turn back into its changeling form." WHERE IS YOUR HIVE!?" I yell sending several more punches into its face cracking its chitin.
" I'LL NEVER TELL YOU! I'LL NEVER BETRAY MY HIVE!" It yells trying to be a patriot for its people.
" We'll see about that." I say before brutally beating his face in. I hit hard punch after punch after punch. Chitin cracking like peanut brittle, or Pringles. Its green blood began to stain my coat as his face was left almost unrecognizable as a changeling. I send one more strike cracking his jaw with a sickening crunch.
" OKAY OKAY IW TAWK IW TAWK!" He yells pain evident in his voice.
" WHERE IS YOUR HIVE!?" I yell repeating my question.
" Ihs norwheast oh whe owd cashle." It yells in pain through its broken jaw. I get up and send a stomp full of power lighting it on fire quickly turning it into ash. I turn and see everypony staring at me in shock, disgust, and fear.
" I did what I had to do to find out where those assholes are. I'm going there either with someone or alone and delivering justice to those things once and for all." I say anger in my voice before walking outside of town hall. The mane six run out and stop me.
" Trenton we know you want them all dead for what they tried to do, but we will help you only if you allow us to capture chrysalis so she can face her crimes." Twilight says with a hint of anger in her eyes
" Fine I won't kill ALL of them." I say causing some comfort to show on Twilight's face.
" We might want to get some of Celestia's soldiers to help us." Applejack says with a huge amount of genius to her sentence. Twilight makes a paper and quill appear and writes down a note before going back inside. I see a green light flash inside and smoke floats through the door quickly and disappears in the horizon where Canterlot is visible. Another green flash is seen inside and Twilight walks out with another note.
" My student Twilight. I shall send forty soldiers who will meet you at the hive. Be safe, Celestia." Twilight reads aloud. I don't even say a word before all seven of us, and spike inside are engulfed in green flame and are in front of the hive entrance with forty guards visible in the horizon coming towards us. We wait a few moments and the guards land.
" Good to see you are here." Says a voice from inside the entrance. " Now it is time to eliminate you fools." It repeats before an ambush suprises all of us and we are knocked out. I open my eyes and see dead guards on the floor and me and the mane six and spike are in some kind of cocoons. Exactly like the ones from the town hall. I look around to see my sword floating next to me, and that I'm the only one awake. I grab my sword and in one strong swing of stone open the cocoon, and fall to the floor in green goop. " How is he awake?" The same voice from before says. I look up to see her next to a light green pony with a darker green mane with a big red heart as her cutie mark. Attached to her were tubes made of hardened goop harvesting some pink magic from her which exited holes in the wall floating straight to the source of the voice. A big changeling with an actual mane that looks like it would be the queen.
" So your royal termiteness." I say sarcastically before she stares daggers at me. The poor pony looks at me with evident pain.
" Trenton is that you?" She says making more anger than I ever had flow into me. That is my friend up there in pain with a type of magic being taken from her at such high velocity she would die eventually.
" YOU CHANGELING BASTARDS!" I yell with fire literally burning inside my mouth. I go into my battle form but something is different. I am in humanoid form. My feet have armor going up to my knee but it goes up a bit leaving it over my knee. my hands have a similar design with the elongated joint protection and so does my elbow. the second hand plate ends at my wrist. My wings aren't actually on my body but are metal full of burning green fire energy. My fave has a line that goes up from my chin to my nose then goes down till it reaches my forehead top. My eyes are slits glowing green with no mouth visible on my mask or nostrils. my head armor has two wings at the sides of the top of my forehead one on each side that go back two inches. my chestplate stops at my ribs then has another plat going to my hip with another plate finishing underneath the small elongated part of the last plate for my knees. my helmet stops at my neck another plate going from my neck down and stopping at my chestplate top. my sword is bigger and longer looking alot more like the final fantasy one. my wings have a line showing energy every two inches stopping on the other side of my chestplate. my boots start at the area just above my heel go forward after going all the way to my heel bottom stopping at the middle of my foot, and goes forward with another plate finishing off my foot. In the cracks between every plate green light is showing.
" WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA!?" The changeling queen yells. I don't know how but I instantly know her name.
" Chrysalis for your crimes against Equestria you will be taken to court for the crimes of Murder, Theft, Treason, Kidnapping, Torture, and Impersonating officials of the law and a princess, and for the attack on Canterlot." I say anger evident in my voice causing her to laugh.
" You are too late my changelings have already overpowered the guardians of the cities and are in control now." She laughs maniacally as she says this.
" I don't think so!" I yell before swinging my sword sending a blast knocking out chrysalis, and freeing my friend June.
" Thank you Trenton..." She says before completely passing out. The blast I sent also dropped everyone out of their chrysalises.
" What in tarnation happened ta Trenton?" Applejack asks very confused.
" I'm VERY pissed off!" I say with enough anger in my voice to make them all sweat. A flash of light fills the room and June is in identical human form only with pink energy with her sword with her heart glowing pink on it. A flash of blue light appears behind me, and when I turn I see noah the same humanoid form with his blue light with his sword drawn. June gets up completely healed and looks around.
" Alright lets kill these changeling sons of bitches." She says causing Noah, and me to both nod. In a blast of green fire the three of us land in Canterlot I take to the air and survey the destruction all around me.
" This is going to be a VERY long night." I say truthfully causing the other to nod before they fly up to me.
I didn't even have to tell them what to do. I pointed to two opposite directions and they moved out. I begin flying to the castle. I reach it very quickly but I hear a sound reminding me of Alan Wake's crow swarm enemy and turning see the changelings mixing together to make a horde half the size of changelings that seems to have better muscles in fighting, and flying parts of their bodies. They then rush me and before I knew what I was doing raised my sword like a shield and spin it around with my connection mentally to it. As soon as the stronger changelings hit me they burned away leaving a large tunnel through the horde. Before they can hit me again June shoots a giant pink laser, and when it cleared they had all turned pink. The pink changelings then begin to brutally rip apart the enemy ones making this war a little more fair for us and more unfair for the enemy 'lings. I fly straight through a window in the castle and hear sounds of struggle. A dead changeling is kicked through the door next to me and I see Sky, and friends all in human form of their Minecraft skins. Sky wipes some green blood off his sword. I signal them to follow me, and they do as we walk around. We walk around for about five minutes before I finally realize we are lost. " Well this is one Hell of a rescue." I say in sarcasm causing Sky to actually think of something.
" Maybe you can scan for power." Sky says with a smile on his face.
" I don't think so." I say before trying and feeling two large power sources. " Well I'll be damned." I say before we follow the power sources. We walk into the throne room to see The Bug Queen fly in through the window and glare angrily at me.
" Who Do you think you are beating up the changeling queen?" She asks scornfully.
" A guy who is delivering your justice." I say before building up power. I fill up to the max before feeling something snap. I cry out in pain before becoming an unrecognizable black and white blur. I fall out a window and a huge roar fills the air. A giant twenty meter monster gets up in my place. He is a giant human with dark green skin white huge canines covering the outside of his mouth instead of lips. Glowing red irises, and odd two closed valves one on each of his hands filling a good amount of the middle. A group of changelings charge at it, but the creature... me either slaps them into a wall or bites them from the air. Alot of the creatures go together to make a giant changeling. A human... also me come out of the creatures neck. I press the buttons on my swords and zoom behind the creature in my scout regade armor. I slice the back of the creatures neck and it falls to the floor. Smaller versions about twice my size of the huge one I killed surround me. I change again into a big daddy with red armor. I drill through several of my enemies roaring a huge inhuman groan. A small flame appears in my left and I shoot a fire blast burning several of my enemies. I pull out a gatling gun and quickly finish off the rest of the bugs surrounding me. I activate an odd purple glow and teleport up to the top again. I realize that the room is filled with extremely strong changelings. One last dimensional spoiler takes the stage an is me in a suit like Slenderman's with a Tardis looking like the dead space marker except a door is visible in spikes. Holding a sonic screwdriver with steel covering the handle. Several 1 inch tall 2 inch wide holes revealing red circuity. 2 silver bulbs on on each side and the sonic output a dark gem. the bulbs elongate and turn so they are an inch away from the dark gem and are glowing red. It elongates in the center half an inch and reveals purple dimensional energy. I activate it filling the room with an earsplitting sound causing all the changelings except the queen on the floor dead bleeding green blood from every pore. I change back once again into my steel battle form. " What a rush." I exclaim happily before building an amount of power close to the dimensional splitter energy height and rush the queen. She blocks several of my swings with a slightly cocky attitude.
" Is that the best you got?" She asks in sarcasm pissing me off even more. I fake her out and send a swing into her mentally making sure she doesn't burn into nothingness. I grab her head and throw her into the ground leaving her out cold. I fly up into the sky breaking through the roof grabbing the changeling army's attention. As soon as the get close to me I release all my power. I create a mini-nuclear blast that burns up every last changeling and scorches the ground a little. I soak up all the dangerous radiation before it can hurt anypony. I land back into the room with the princesses cocooned and cut them out as my friends get in.
" Thank you for saving us." The white princess says wiping the magic depressing goo off her horn.
" Yes, but can you please tell us how you did that?" The dark blue one says following the others example getting rid of the goo. All I can do is shrug since I am seriously still mindfucked on how I changed dimensional forms and was stuck in a white room watching the battle on a t.v screen.
I wake up in my bed, and stretch. It has been at least a week since the invasion, and Duncan made a discovery which I knew would make the other lose hope. The amount of magic I had somehow pulled out of my ass for the spell made it impossible for them to leave unless I did, but the only other problem was I had exactly zero fucking experience in dimensional teleporting. I go into my bathroom fix my hair then go downstairs to make breakfast. Thankfully with the help of some cooks while I was being examined in Canterlot because of my odd magic I was able to get a substitute which tasted just like the meat I made while human, and It was even healthier. I root around in my eternal winter spell freezer, and pull out a nice few packets of Veggie Strips." Epic meal time would be ashamed." I think to myself with a laugh. A flash appears on my counter so I read it.
" You three lucky winners have been chosen for the Sky games." It reads. " The Sky games is an idea that Celestia approved that will happen once a month in Canterlot. It is inside a small magical dome that generates huge worlds that an audience can see using Doctor Who physics thanks to Duncan A.K.A Lalna's explanation." It finished.
" Well breakfast is gonna be a fantastic conversation" I say before more mail appears.
" Also Breakfast is at Sky's factory." The page reads. I throw my hands up in defeat.
" WHY CAN'T A GUY MAKE FUCKING BACON IN THIS PLACE!" I yell waking up all of ponyville on accident. I rush upstairs help Noah, and June wake up before explaining that we should leave before the neighbors arrive. They get ready, and we teleport out just before angry pounding hits the door. We appear at Sky's factory, and I see a table full of fingered ( Not the sexual fingered) Pegasi. " sup guys." I say before we sit down at the last three seats.
" Well now that..." Sky almost finishes before a screaming of a familiar voice fill the air.
" No fucking way." I say before a human pony crashes through the window landing in the middle of the table. his fur is grey while his mane is jet black and is VERY rugged. his cutie mark is a communist symbol which I think is horrible. Then thinking back to Metro: Last Light a communist said that they had order. So his is order out of chaos. Not as bad as him being a communist if that is what his mark meant . So far it seems that our swords are the good things in life. A sword smashes into the floor next to him.
" Your strong. I respect that but you are not gonna beat me." He says before picking up the sword.
" You are sooo Chris." I say before drawing my own sword as well.
" Trenton? No wait June, and Noah are here too." He says before laughing.
" Actually...yea." I say causing his eyes to widen before a familiar battle-cry fills the air.
" BANANA POWER!!!!" It yells before a highlighter yellow pony with a brown mane which is slightly rugged , and tail flies straight towards Chris. His cutie-mark is a green four-leafed clover.
" Luck?" I say to myself quietly. " I guess that means I'm justice, I wonder who else is a knight...." I say realizing something. " Wait I can tell we are going to have twelve of us so maybe we can be the Twelve Knights." I say happy with myself Chris dodges knocking right into me messing my mane up. My actual mane becomes more rugged, and as does my tail, but in a good way. My hair changes somehow from perfect blonde to the dirty blonde I am used to.
" Chris prepare to be destroyed" He says standing tall. I walk forward, and punch where his balls would be normally. He drops the sword putting both hands down before falling over in pain.
" Aaron cut it the hell out." I say causing him to look up. " Before you ask June, and Noah are here too." I say causing him to close his nearly fully open mouth.
" Hey can we just eat?" Sky asks causing the two to nod, as my fingers glow radioactive green. The food, and plates go back to what the were before Chris crashed into them.
" How did you?" Markiplier asks not finishing as I stop him.
" Some weird pony in town taught me a time spell" I say causing him to just nod unaffected. We sit down, and eat before going to the train. " So is this some kind of thing like your server?" I asks causing sky to nod.
We get on, and see another few ponies in the car. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, several guards both Celestia's, and Luna's, and the two princesses themselves.
" Ok lemme gues you want guards, and stuff to use these games to train for the next invasion?" I ask getting a suprised nod from the princesses.
" So Trenton I forgot to ask, what were the test results?" He asks finally remembering.
" My- uh... my soul is what fuels my magic, and it is literally on fire." I say causing Noah to just nod.
" Not suprising." He says nonchalantly. After about two hours we arrive, at a road, and get into some carriages. We are carried to a large dome with the Sky Army insignia on it. We go inside entering a few elevators, and lower into the the tunnels. going to several tubes one for each of us we are lifted into an arena with a few chests in front of us.
" Remember If you die you will spectate." says a voice causing strange looks from RD, and AJ.
" I thought it was like the Equestria Games." Rainbow Dash says causing me, and the other human-ponies to laugh. A countdown from ten appears above us.
" Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, GO!" The voice says as I lung forward.I grab a stone sword, and run my own sword having been confiscated.I jump into some brush then looking around climb into a thick leaved tree.
" Where in the name of Celestia are the other targets." A voice says before a batpony walks by with a bloody iron sword. I jump down stabbing him in the head. I quickly grab the iron sword, and run. Stopping I look around before the sound of air whistling is accompanied with an arrow lodging itself in the back of my head. I fall over painlessly before floating out of my body. I watch as several contestants brutally kill eachother before the only ones left are Luna, and Celestia. Celestia rushes Luna who ducks, and slices open her sister. We are instantly in another game before anything comes out.
" Aw crap...." I say seeing the dome ceiling say Run from the Beast. We are about to begin with Jerome as the beast when an alarm blares.
" Chyrsalis has escaped. Chrysalis has escaped." It kept repeating over, and over again. Suddenly there was a large explosion, and I was knocked back. Vision blurry I was quickly dragged away while the others were dazed. I woke up a while later in a room that was gooey stone, and bars in front of my that were gooey metal.
"Sorry about that, but the imposter had escaped so I would need help." A voice says, causing me to look up seeing it darker out there. Some pods glow, and I see a less monstery looking Chrysalis looking at me. " The underqueen I threw out a few years ago had started her own hive, and planned to ruin my name by purposefully losing. However they had had skirmishes before so the ponies knew of her, and put a shield." She continues. " Being captured wasn't part of her plan though so I need you to finish the job." She finishes looking hopeful.
" So let me guess you're doing this to protect you children." I ask causing her to nod. " Alright Where's my sword?" I ask causing her to throw it to me.
" Best of luck." She says, and I nod in a way that says you too. I am realeased, and the real Chrysalis makes a series of clicks, and a changeling looking less menacing than the ones at the wedding comes down.
" Follow me I am to lead you out of the hive." The changeling says before gesturing to follow. The tunnel grows darker as we progress inwards.
" What's your name?" I ask curiously.
" Jaheeday." She says like it was the most normal thing in the world.
" Trenton Font." I say as we continue walking. I am grabbed by a pair of hooves that pull me to a run in another direction causing Jaheed to run after me.
" DUDE RUN!" the voice says as I see two ponies...with....swords.
" Ethen? Nicko?" I ask causing them to stop." Don't worry we're safe." I say causing them to relax.
" What's going on here? Jaheed asks when she catches up.
" Just some...old friends". I say before we follow her up, and out of the hive. We walk back towards Ponyville after Jaheed gives us directions. " Well guys time to hunt an imposter." I say as we keep moving.
I'd say this place is Nuketastic
(horrible chapter pun: check)
I wake up stretching and messy blond hair falls onto my light tanned skin which wasn't very colorful but looked American. " at least I'm not as orange as a fruit like some of those other surfers in California." I say to my self laughing a bit. I get up and walk into the bathroom. Remembering I have horn fingers I attempt to use them. A light radioactive green aura surrounds my hair and makes it look presentable. My bangs hanging over my eyes a little, and my mane with bangs going a little down my side by a few centimeters. My tail pretty average and straight. and my brown eyes now with slight slivers of green in them.I smile to myself, and walk out of the inn after putting on my saddlebag, and head to the job board across the street. Looking at each jobs I repeat it quietly to myself." Let's see Librarian assistant, Clothing assistant, Brewery assistant, Baking assistant.". I say to myself looking. "Well I did learn about baking from my aunt." I think to myself as all the recipes float into my front thoughts. Meanwhile a dimension away another new pony was feeling deja vu. I walk down the street to Sugarcube Corner and walk into the bakery made of baked goods and candy. Walking in I go up to the front counter and show the help wanted paper to the stallion behind it.
" Oh you're here for the job?" The stallion asked.
" Yes. I have some experience with baking." I say a little happily.
" Ok then. Follow me, and I'll get you to the baking area." He says happy to finally have an extra helping hand around here.We walk into the baking area, and I'm instantly suprised when a pink mare pops up, and gasps loudly before running off.
" What in the hell was that about?"I ask very confused.
"She has never seen you before so she's gonna throw a suprise welcome party." He says a little annoyed that she wasn't gonna help me by showing the work areas.
" Was she supposed to show me around the baking zone?" I ask a little confused still.
" Yes, but now she can't." He says even more annoyed
" Don't worry about it I know how baking things work. I have some experience." I say alot more knowing. Relieved at that he walks back to the counter, and I get to work baking. After six hours of baking I walk to the house buying area with just enough bits to buy one of the vacant houses that still has a bed in them. Walking away from the building I go don the road through town a bit and go into my new home." Well at least this place's houses are cheap." I say happily. " This place might not be so bad after all." I think to myself as I crawl into bed for the night.