Enter Equestria

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I woke up laying on top of Twilight.

"Great, what a way to wake up, in a sex position." I said, Twilight yawned.

"Dill, why are you on top of me?" She asked.

"You tell me." I responded.

"Whatever get off of me, your not exactly a pillow." She said.

"Whateve's Gee, maybe instead of lifting books, lift some weights." I shot back, getting off of her.

So I decided to go for a walk, and I did some simple math, since the princess gave us the tickets yesterday, the day before, we went to the princesses about my knowledge of this place, and the day before that, was the SSC. That would mean, each episode will take place every two days from now, so today's episode must be about  . . .

"Applebuck Season!" Exclaimed Applejack.

"Applebuck Season episode, great, stubborn Applejack is, stubborn." I whispered to myself.

"Yep, with Big Mac injured, Its just me buckin' these trees." She said.

"Can I help?" I asked, already knowing the answer.

"Heck no!, Big Mac questioned mah ability of applebuckin', so I'm going to prove to him that I can do it myself." She replied.

"That's what I figured." I said, sneeking up behind her with rope, and jumped.

We wrestled a bit, but my muscles and Slow motion helped subdue her.

"HEY!, untah me so ah can beat the apple sauce out of ya!" She shouted.

"Sorry, but I know the future, you don't, now if you EXCUSE me, I got some apple trees to "buck." I put that in quotes because, I'm not bucking, I'm going to see if I can unlock anymore abilities.

So, I found a old, big doll of Pinkie in there dumpster. Applejack laughed sheepishly.

"Don't tell Pinkie I threw it away, it was my birthday present." She said.

"Lips are sealed." I said, doing the 'zip lip' motion.

So I thought of making a way of blowing away the Pinkie doll with a power.

Thinking that, made my hands ache.

"Alright, aweso-, OWWWW." I cried out in pain.

"You alright?" Applejack asked.

"I'm ok, just unlocked a new power." I said casually.

"Wh-." I cut her off.

My hands were glowing a light blue, I drew back my hands to make a big clap, and

BOOM

A thunder like sound echoed,as a blue blast came out of my hands in all directions, sending the Pinkie doll sailing into the air for miles.

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!!" Shouted Applejack, scared a little.

"Just thought of it." I said.

I went into the barn, and brought out enough baskets to cover all of the field.

"Now, I need a fast way to do this, but how?" I asked myself.

"How about you use your fancy shmancy powers." She said, still annoyed that I tied her up.

"Thanks for the idea, OWWWW." I called out, as a pain went through my heels.

After the pain subdued, I clicked my heels together three times.

Sure enough, my feet were glowing a light blue.

"Now, as Sonic would say "Don't Blink." I said, running off, at a speed faster then Mach 4, but slower then Mach 5.

In TWO seconds flat, the entire field was covered in baskets

"Ah blinked, what ah miss?" Applejack asked.

"I just went 4 and a half times the speed of sound and placed baskets all over the acre, now." I said, bring my hands together for a super clap (As I'll call it.)

And all of the apples fell into all the baskets.

I then untied Applejack, she went for a big buck, but I dodged.

"You'll thank me later." I said, running at a speed Rainbow would call SLOW, but to Applejack, I could run around PonyVille twice in 10 SECONDS FLAT.

For the last half hour, I've been practicing to control my slow motion, so now it only activates when I either want it to so there has to be no threat, or when there's a threat coming from behind me.

I walked up to Rainbow, who was setting up the catapult.

"Hey Rainbow, I've learned to control my slow motion, so now it only activates when either there is a threat behind me, or when I want it to." I said.

"Oh really?" She asked, throwing a punch at me, but remember those cat like reflexes I had the first chapter, those came in handy, I grabbed her hoof half punch, and flipped her over my shoulder.

"Rainbow, just because I don't have slow mode to help me, doesn't me I don't have cat like reflexes, now, instead of this catapult, let me show you another power I learned, get ready to fly." I said, she got up and spread her wings.

"1, 2, 3, GO!" I shouted, super clapping, sending her all the way to the other side of town.

After 2 minutes, she came back.

"That. Was. Awesome!" She shouted.

"Any other powers you learned?" She asked, a gleam in her eye.

"SUPER SPEED!" I shouted, she squealed.

"How fast?" She asked.

"As fast as I want, plus, I can run for an hour, without breaking a sweat with it." I said.

"Lets race then, first one around PonyVille 10 times, Wins." She squealed.

"On go, 1,2,3." I counted, I clicked my heels together three times.

"GO!" We both shouted, we both zoomed off.

After a good race, I finished in 2 seconds, she finished in 10, she was panting, while I probably looked like I never even ran for 2 seconds.

"Wow, your fast!" She exclaimed.

"Ya I am, now, I'm going to Pinkies to help her bake." I said, zooming off.

"BYE!" I heard being shouted at me.

After one second of running, I went into sugar cube corner.

"Hey Dill." I heard a realllllly depressed Pinkie, psycho Pinkie I call her.

"Depressed that Applejack didn't show up?" I asked.

"How'd you know?" She asked.

"She was stubborn, thinking she could buck all the apple trees, So I tied her up, did the work for her with my new found powers, Super speed, and super clap." I said, showing off my moves.

Her hair instantly Inflated.

"That's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool, can you help with the cupcakes?" She asked.

"That's the Pinkie I know and love." I said smiling, noogying her. "Sure, I'll help." I said.

So, after a half hour of adding different items in the mixing bowl, it was time for the oven, but there was a problem.

"Darn oven, always giving out." Pinkie said.

"Hey, don't say that, ovens have feelings too, now let me see what I can do." I said, she giggled at my comment about ovens.

I though of a way of heating up the cupcakes, then a pain shot threw my eyes.

"OWWWWWWWWW" I growled.

"Dylan, are you ok?" Pinkie asked, worried.

"I'm fine, I have a new power at least." I said.

I squinted a bit, and eventually, two red beams shot out of my eyes onto the cupcakes, Pinkie touched the cupcakes.

"Ouch, too hot, guess we have to wait." She said.

"Who needs to wait, when you have a power induced friend." I said, thinking of a way of cooling off the cupcakes.

Then a pain went into my throat.

I groaned a bit, but eventually, the pain went away.

I breathed a sigh of relief, being in pain so many times a day is quite tiring.

But when I ex-hailed, frosty breath came out, you know, the breath you get in the snow.

So, I took a big breath and ex-hailed. A big mass of frosty breath came out, making the steam coming off the cupcakes went away.

Pinkie touched the cupcakes.

"Perfect." She said

"Better be, I'm tired of being in pain." I said.

"I should go help Fluttershy with the bunny census now, bye." I said to Pinkie.

I arrived at the forest, to see Fluttershy rounding up the bunnies.

"Hi Fluttershy." I whispered, she turned and saw me.

"I'm glad you showed up, where do you think Applejack went." She asked.

"I don't know, she said something came up, so told me to do it." I lied.

"Ok, now can you help round up the bunnies?" She asked.

"Of course, I'll be gentle." I said.

After a half hour, we rounded up all the bunnies.

"Thank's, Dill." She said, giving him a peck on the cheek.

"No prob Bob, now, it was early when I went to Applejack's, so the cows haven't stampeded yet, but I say they are about to stampede in, 3,2,1." I counted, and of course I heard somepony shout.

"STAMPEDE!!!!!!!"

"You calm down the frightened bunnies, I'll stop the stampede." I said.

"Be careful." Flutteryshy said.

"I will." I said, zooming off at top speed.

I made it in two seconds.

"What's going on." Twilight asked, walking up to me.

"Stampede, I got this." I said, walking toward the stampede. I could feel everypony in town staring at me.

I thought of a way to calm down the stampede, then all of a sudden.

"OWWWWWWWWWWW!" I growled. Everypony gasped.

The same pain as before shot through my neck, like when I got frost breath. I coughed up some blood on my arm.

"Is that, blood?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah 'COUGH', I learned four abilities today, each one causing me great pain from where the power is, I got mind reading powers when we went to Canterlot, headache, A super powerful clap which will send stuff flying for miles, I got today, hand pain, super speed today, I hit my heels together three times, I can go any speed I want, pain in my heels, Heat vision today, I can squint my eyes for a bit before I shoot out two red beams of heat, pain in eyes, frosty breath today, I ex-hale deep enough, I can freeze stuff, pain in throat, now I got a new ability just then, pain in throat, cough up blood." I said all of this weakly.

"So, what's this new power?" Twilight asked.

"Lets see." I said.

The cows were 10 feet from town.

Then I let out a long "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP)

All of the cows stopped

"MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO" (Why are you charging our town?)

"MOO MOO MOO MOO' (One of our friends acted like a snake, which was a good snake impression)

I face palmed. "MOO, MOO MOO (Look, just leave)

"MOO" (OK)

"This new power allows me to speak with animals, like Fluttershy." I said weakly, doing different animal impressions.

"So, four powers a day is the limit?" Twilight asked.

"Yes, fours . . . the . . . Limlit." I said, falling on the ground.

The last thing I heard before passing out was everypony calling out my name to wake me up.