Enter Equestria

I woke up in a white room, which looked like a hospital.

"Good your awake." Said a voice.

"Who said that?" I asked.

"Its me, Twilight." Said Twilight, now in my sight, along with the rest of the Main six, Spike, and the princesses.

"What happened?" I asked.

"You unlocked too many powers yesterday and past out." Celestia said

"Well, I should probably get up now." I said, about to stand up, when a orange hoof stopped me.

"Whoa there partner, yer still weak from what the doctor told us." Applejack said.

"O- OWWWWW!" I growled, pain going through my entire body.

"Are you ok?" Fluttershy asked, I chuckled.

"Yeah, but I got one thing to say." I said

"What?" Celestia asked.

"See ya." I said, using my new power to shrink down, and run with my super speed.

The last thing I heard before I ran out was. "Where'd he go?"

After a good 2 minutes of running, I stopped at my house.

"Time to change some clothes." I said, growing back into my original size.

I went up stairs, took off the hospital robe, put on my black shirt that said. "Keep Calm, And Be A BRONY." I put on a pair of black jeans, and a blue sweater. with white strings and zipper. To my surprise, I saw my iPod and headphones on my nightstand.

"Must of found where I originally live." I said, grabbing it, and heading outside.

Then I got an idea, a trolling idea. A smirk grew on my face, as I ran to Sweet apple acres, shrunk down, went under their house door, and went up to AJ's room, I grew back, put on the hat, shrunk, it shrunk with me, and I ran back to town.

"Best idea ever!" I exclaimed to myself.

I jumped on a random ponies back when I was small, they didn't even notice, then I grew back to my original size.

"GET ALONG LITTLE DOGGY, GET ALONG!!!" I shouted, as the pony ran around, trying to buck me off, I shrunk down when a crowed started, I heard whispers.

"What's wrong with that pony?"

"What's he doing?"

"Should we call for help?"

"MUFFIN!"

I ran off the pony's back, and he was still bucking.

Achievement Unlocked: Trolling Ponies

I snuck away further into town, where I found the Main Six, Spike, and the Princesses.

"Another trolling moment coming on." I thought of a way to hide from them, then a pain went through my body.

I covered my screams of agony from them, luckily, they didn't hear me.

I thought of being unseen, then my body turned invisible.

"Sweeeeeet." I exclaimed quietly to myself.

I made a transparent power too, it hurt, but that would be my last power of the day.

I made myself half invisible, half visible, and I went transparent.

I made ghost noises at them when I was invisible.

"Who's there?" Dash asked, getting in a fighting stance.

"I am the ghost of Dill, who died while running around the world to prove I was alright, but I died half way around." I said ghostly, making myself half visible and half invisible, and transparent.

"Stop fooling around Dill." Twilight said poking a hoof at me, but it went through me.

Everypony in the group gasped.

"No, its not true, my only friend did not die, this is just a Nightmare!" Luna exclaimed.

"Sorry Luna, but its true." I said, trying to cover up my snickers.

"D- Dilley's dead?" Pinkie asked.

"NO!, HAHAHAHA, I'm not going to die for a long time!" I exclaimed, going back into my form. Everypony was pissed.

"WHAT THE BUCK!!!" Everypony exclaimed.

"You should see the looks on your face- I was cut off as I backed into somepony.

"Pardon me." I said.

"Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh, THE HUMAN!!!!" Lyra heartstrings shouted.

"Shit!!!!" I exclaimed, about to dash off, but a yellow aura stopped me.

"Oh no Dill, this is your punishment for doing your stupid little prank!" Celestia said with smirk.

"Well I can see now that once I'm going outta this situation, I'm going to kick your flabby truck of which you call a flank, lay off the sweets, it was just a prank!" I said angrily before turning back to Lyra, who just put a rag over my mouth, she was drugging me.

I cried for help, but they didn't listen. I stuck up my middle fingers at them. They gave me confused looks.

"It . . . means . . . Fuck . . . You!" I said, before passing out.

I woke up in a dark room.

"Fuck, I new Lyra was crazy!" I growled angrily.

"I'm not crazy, I just need to study you." She said.

"You could of asked me some questions!" I shouted angrily.

"Where's the fun in that." She said.

"Your mom was fun last night." I said with a snicker.

"My . . . Mom?" She asked.

"Yeah, me and her were up all last night." I said.

"My mother wouldn't do that, would she?" She asked.

"She would, she beat me five times at checkers, and three times at connect four." I said.

"Oh, that's what you meant about my mom." She said.

"What do you mean, what else would I me-, Ewww, your gross, noooooo, get your mind out of the gutter." I said.

"Anyway, lets examine you." She said, taking off my shirt.

After a half hour I was wearing nothing but my under wear.

"Lets see what's under here." She said, with lust in her voice.

"That's my queue to leave." I said becoming transparent, escaping my ropes, quickly picking up my clothes and ran so fast, I made it to my house in 1 second.

It was dark out, so I changed into my Pj's and fell asleep