Enter Equestria

I woke up in my home again.

"Good, I didn't wake up anywhere else like in other fanfiction's." I said, relieved.

I got dressed. I put on a pair of blue jeans with rips in them, an orange t-shirt, and my red sweater with white strings, thanks to Rarity for fixing it, and, I had a 5 a clock shadow at 9:00, AWESOME.

I went outside, and went to town.

Once I got to town, I noticed something.

Every mare in town was looking at me, with . . . Hearts in there eyes?

"Um . . . hello."

Every mare charged me.

"SHIT!" I shouted, flying away.

All the pegasus ponies were chasing me, while all the unicorns were trying to levitate me back. Fortunately for me, Celestia already used that spell on me once, and if you remember, once a spell is used on me once, it never works on me again, so I was safe.

I went into the clouds and turned invisible, they couldn't find me.

"Hes gone everypony." A pegasus said, making every mare groan in annoyance.

I zoomed over to Twilight's to see what was going on.

I busted open the door and locked it once I was inside.

"TWILIGHT, EVERY MARE IN TOWN IS CRAZY!" I shouted.

"How so?" Twilight asked.

"They all just . . . Charged me, chased me, what's going on?" I asked her.

"Mating season." She replied simply.

"How long does it last?" I practically begged the answer.

"One week." She replied.

"Can I stay here, so I won't get raped?" I asked, she smiled.

"Of course you can." She replied.

"Thank you, I'll be in your room, this week will be stressful, I'm glad your not a penis hungry, lusty mare." I said, she giggled.

"Of course I'm not, no one really mates with me, so I just gave up mating season all together." She replied.

"I'm sorry no one ever mates with you, you'll find the ONE someday." I said, before going up to her room.

"Hey Dill." Spike said.

"I'm glad I'm not the only male that's going through this, hey, why don't you go out and see if Rarity is effected by this mating season thing?" I asked.

"Are you kidding, if mares weren't right outside our door ready to tackle me and mate with me, I wouldn't even be here." He replied.

"I'm glad that I have super speed and flying powers, because I wouldn't be hear either." I said, we laughed.

"Well, Twilight's got a super powerful force field that covers up the library, no one can get in now, in fact, you JUST made it, she was about to put up the force field before you showed up." Spike said, I sighed.

"Then I'm REALLY glad that I have powers, I was afraid to go and hide at Pinkie's, if she is affected like this, I feel sorry for the poor sap that mates with HER." I said, we laughed again.

"What are you guys laughing about?" Twilight asked, walking in.

"We're just laughing at the fact tha-" I was cut off when there was a click on our bedroom door.

Twilight locked the door.

"Twi, what are you doing?" Spike asked.

"Shhhhhh, its ok, now Dill, drop your pants." Twilight said sternly.

"Nnnnnope." I said, grabbing Spike, making us go transparent, and run through the wall, and go outside.

The last thing we heard from Twilight before we ran was. "GRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

"Onward, to Applejack's barn." I said quietly, so we didn't alert every mare in town.

"Why there?" Spike asked.

"Well, I always thought of Applejack as an, how do I say it, lesbian." I said to Spike, he was gonna argue, but stopped and thought, then he nodded.

After a 2 minute walk, didn't want to alert the mares by going super speed, we finally got there.

"Hey, if Big Mac didn't get raped, maybe he can join our resistance." Spike said.

"Good idea, as long as we don't get raped ourselves, we should be good too." I answered.

We saw Applejack.

"Hi Applejack, we were wondering, can we hide in your barn from the horny mares that are after us?" I asked.

"Of course you can." She replied.

"Thanks AJ." Spike thanked her.

So we went in the barn.

"Sweet, we can totally hide here." Spike said.

"Yeah, hey look at this." I motioned over to what I found.

It was a green backpack, inside was a writing book, a completely black, hard covered book, with all pages blank, but in the back of the book was a diagram, the diagram was of a hidden base in the middle of the Everfree forest, right next to the diagram, was the entire map of the Everfree forest, and there was a black circle, written in marker, circling the destination of the base. The base was called. THE HIDDEN BASE.

I put the book in back in the backpack.

"Alright, we'll go there if Applejack is psycho bonkers crazy over mating sea-" I was cut off as a lasso tide me and Spike together.

"Now that your, Tide up at the moment, we'll start." Applejack said, complete lust in her voice.

"Nnnnnope." I said, going transparent, quickly untying Spike, and running at super speed toward the hidden base.

After 5 minutes, we arrived at the hidden base.

It looked like a normal house, cupboards full of food, 2 refrigerators full of food and drink, wood for fire, wood to block all entrances, and best of all, nopony in sight, except for me and Spike. I looked over at a near by desk.

"I'll write in this notebook every time I come her." I said to Spike.

I went over to write what happened that day.

HIDDEN BASE JOURNAL ENTRY 1: MATING SEASON

Day 1: Today, is when our problem started. Today, is Mating Season for all the ponies of PonyVille, Canterlot, Fuck, all of Equestria. It started when I woke up. I got dressed, went outside, every mare was looking at me, then, they charged me, I ran to the library, to ask my friend, Twilight Sparkle what was going on. "Mating Season." She said, She said since to colt would mate with her, she gave up on Mating Season, so I went upstairs to talk to another friend, male, Spike the dragon, we talked and laughed, Twilight came in asking us what we were laughing at, I was about to answer, when she locked the door. Me and Spike ran toward our friends barn, we asked our friend AppleJack, Female, if we could hide in her barn, that is where I found this book, which contained a diagram, and location of this base, to hide away from danger. AppleJack tied us up so she could have her way with us, but we escaped. So here we are, hiding out at this base. I probably won't write everything that happens to us for these Seven Days we have until Mating Season is over, unless its important.

-Dylan

HIDDEN BASE JOURNAL ENTRY 2: MATING SEASON

Day 2: Last night, me and Spike heard howling, each howl got louder, not like volume control louder, I mean, getting closer louder. We heard scratching on the door, and growling. Me and Spike were up all night, in the corner of the room, waiting for the scratching to stop, the Timberwolf would give up and walk away. It finally stopped, but we didn't sleep, we were afraid it would come back, I'm gonna sleep now, when I wake up, it will probably be Day 3.

-Dylan

HIDDEN BASE JOURNAL ENTRY 3: MATING SEASON

Day 3: I slept all of yesterday because of the Timberwolf problem Night 1. We heard twigs snapping today, we hid in the corner, but it was just Zecora the Zebra walking by. She made a potion that made her able to control her  'Urges.' But Spike was still scared of her, because of, well, that ONE episode that's coming up soon. Speaking of which, even though its been a couple of days, we've heard no roars of an Ursa Minor, or of a dragon, that must mean that Trixie won't come here until the day after Mating Season. Can't wait for her to show, I have a way to troll her if she reacts to me the way I think she will, not scream, but something different. Anyway, later's Gee.

-Dylan

HIDDEN BASE JOURNAL ENTRY 4: MATING SEASON

Day 4: We are in BIG trouble. Me and Spike went outside for some fresh air. But who just SO happened to fly over us. Rainbow Dash. We know she saw us, because she flew back toward town shouting "Every mare in PonyVille, I found them, GUYS!!!!" So now, me and Spike are hiding in our house, waiting for everypony to show up. We. Are. So. FUCKED!.

-Dylan

HIDDEN BASE JOURNAL ENTRY 5: MATING SEASON

Day 5: Surprisingly, all is quiet, except for the quiet chirps of the birds. Why aren't they hear yet. Me and Spike had traps and weapons set for everypony, I can't use my powers because it will hurt them. Though I am tempted to Super Clap them all. But we can't, maybe me and Spike could shrink down and run when they show up. I'm gonna sleep now, setting up traps doesn't help my fatique.

-Dylan

HIDDEN BASE JOURNAL ENTRY 6: MATING SEASON

Day 6: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT. EVERY MARE IN PONYVILLE SHOWED UP, THEIR TRYING TO BREAK THROUGH THE BOARDS, BUT FAILING, EVEN WITH STRENGTH AND MAGIC, THE BOARDS WE NAILED IN ARE STURDY, BUT WON'T HOLD . . . NO! THEY HAVE SPIKES TAIL, I'LL WRITE LATER.

-Dylan

HIDDEN BASE JOURNAL ENTRY 7: MATING SEASON

Well, I did it, I Super Clapped them all the way to Ponyville. They will be back, but its 11:57 PM. 3 minutes until Mating Season's over. Until we get to leave the Everfree for . . . Shit, I hear hoofsteps, I'll Super Clap them back to PonyVille again.                  We are SAFE.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

-Dylan