Enter Equestria

After a nice walk, we made it to Rarity's.

She had one of the reactions to me I expected.

"AHHHHH, get out of here you ruffian, go on shoo!" She yelled, throwing all things she could throw at me, pots, shoes, etc.

I wanted to tell her to stop, but the dodges I made were amazing . . . ok, they maybe in slow motion, but whateve's Gee.

"Rarity, calm down, hes harmless, aren't ya Dylan?" She asked me.

"Yes, my dear Rarity." I said, speaking like a Gentleman. "I'm sorry if I have caused you any fright, but maybe when ever there is a strange creature near you, don't automatically assume its a threat, I mean look at Spike, hes a baby dragon, and your not throwing stuff at him." I said, before pushing Spike back to his original spot, as he was literally floating over to his new crush.

"I suppose I was acting a little silly, sorry for any misunderstandings, friends?" She asked, holding her hoof out for a shake.

But I took the more gentlemanly approach, picked up her hoof and kissed "Oui" I said in a french accent, which caused Rarity to blush a little, while Spike growls a little.

"Such a GentleColt." She said, Dazed a little.

Usually by now you would probably hear her scream from seeing Twilight's Mane, but since I was in Twilight's spot and I didn't fall into the mud, everything was fine.

"Alright guys, lets move on to our next obj- I cut Twilight off.

"We are going to got met Fluttershy now for the music, and yes, her name is true, she is reaaaaaaally shy, just by seeing me, she will probably wet herself or faint, or both." I said

"Alright that's it, next time we see the princess, you are telling me how you know all these things!" She yelled.

"Alright fine, Now onward's!" I exclaimed.

So in 5 minutes we saw the shy Mare herself, having the birds sing was beautiful.

"Alright Dill, stay here while me and Spike go talk to Fluttershy." She said, getting into using my nickname I guess.

"Actually Twilight, I was gonna have a talk with Dill here." He said really acting friendly, but once Twilight walked toward Fluttershy, Spike gave me a stern look.

"What was that about?" Spike asked me, annoyed.

"What was what about?" I asked playing dumb, even though I new what this was about.

"That thing you pulled over at Rarity's, she went from hating you to being friends, and to top it off, you kissed her hoof, she was like putty in your hands!" I exclaimed in a serious tone, making sure he was quiet.

"Well maybe I wanted to act like a Gentleman or Colt, whatever you prefer, I have no feelings for your crush." I said to calm him.

"Good because, if you di- WAIT, how did you know I have a crush on her?" He asked worried I might tell her.

"Well 1., you were making it obvious, from the hearts in your eyes, to the FLOATING over to her, 2., if you didn't, then we wouldn't be having this conversation, 3., I won't tell her."

"Oh, ok, dude can you help me hide my feelings from her?" He asked, his mood changing from Mad to desperate.

"Sure, maybe later"

"Ok Fluttershy, don't freak out, but I'm about to show you something, that's not from this planet, his name is Dylan, his species is Human, and hes from a planet called earth."

"Here we go." I said, walking out of the bush, and right next to Twilight.

Fluttershy did something that I expected.

Fainted.

"Great, she did what I knew what would happen, anyone without my future knowledge would gue- "SNIFF", do you smell that?" I asked Twilight.

"SNIFF", it smells like . . . yuck, Urine!" She said, grossed out.

"Wow, she did both, Come on, lets revive her, my future knowledge says that her shyness will go away once she finds out about spike and his talking ability."

"Alright."