Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria

[K]=Kevin/Suicide's POV

[M]=My/Fatman's POV

[K]

So here I am sitting in Fluttershy's house, my best friend is passed out on her couch with a bloody leg and I'm trying to contain my inner brony as she tends to his injuries. "So you said your name was Fluttershy right?" I ask obviously pretending not to know. "Yes" she says in a tone barely above a whisper. "Nice to meet you my name is Kevin, everyone knows me as Suicide though." "Nice to meet you Kevin." She says goin' about tending to Fatman's wounds. Its almost tear jerking how motherly she can be even to a complete stranger and what would seem like an alien species none the less. "I gotta warn ya when Fatman finally wakes up he might act a bit......strange..." I say wanting to warn Fluttershy of the upcoming bear hug that I knew was imminent. It was then I noticed the satanic Angel bunny staring at me from across the room. "Who's that lil guy" I ask, "Oh that's Angel bunny" she replies with a grin. "Oh, he seems...nice...." I say scared that I was about to get my ass kicked by a bunny. I was so occupied having a staring contest with angel that I almost didn't notice Fatman starting to stir. "Looks like sleeping beauty is coming to." I say with a smirk. "Who's sleeping beauty?" I hear Fluttershy ask somewhat confused. I chuckle "I'll explain later."

[M]

I awake from the most restful slumber I have had since we go to Equestria. Opening my eyes I notice something......'I'm not in the woods anymore' I'm in a quaint little house filled with animal houses and feed bags. "Well hey there sleepy-head welcome back to reality." I hear Suicide say with a hint of sarcasm........then I heard the most adorable squeak EVAR! I slowly pivot my head to the left and right there is no other than my favorite poneh Fluttershy :3. I notice she is treating the wound on my leg and in the process I'm trying my best to not fan-boy squeal and hug her to death, 'I'll have to thank her later for this somehow.' "Hi there, I'm Matthew, but people call me Fatman." I say still trying my damnedest to hold back a SQUEE. "H-hi-- I'm Fluttersh......" "I'm Sorry I didn't quite catch that hun" ......and then with the most adorable face and squeak ever she goes "I'm Fluttershy" '........YUP Suicide and I died from alcohol poisoning and went to heaven.' I think to myself, not noticing that I spaced out in deep thought. I didn't snap out of it until I heard Suicide go "Dude you ok, you seem kinda lost there?" In which I respond, "I'm.....I've....YEAH." But of course my stomach isn't speechless, it decided to say *RAWR*, and scared the hell outta Fluttershy in which she proceeded to hide behind her chair that had her medical supplies. So Fluttershy, Suicide are ya'll hungry?"

[K]

"Nah I'm alright" I say as my stomach rumbles "Heh guess I am kinda hungry." "That peach tree isnt far off I'll go pick us a few" Fatman offers. "Oh no I couldn't possibly let you do that with your injuries," Fluttershy pipes in "I don't mind fixing us something to eat." "Oh we don't want to impose." I say being my typical self. "Oh I don't mind really," Fluttershy says with a small smile, "having the company is nice". "Well if you insist I can't very well say no." I say with a gentle smile as Fluttershy walks off to get the food. "You want some help Fluttershy?" Fatman asks cause we all know how fat guys like to cook. (No offense or anything...)Fatman gets up and walks out to the kitchen to help Fluttershy prepare our food leaving me alone with the demon bunny. 'Oh this is gonna be fun' I think to myself as I see Angel start hopping towards me. 'Oh Celestia have mercy on my soul'

[M]

Fluttershy and I were in the kitchen, making sandwiches (like a boss), when we hear a loud crash coming from the living area. Her and I look at each other and proceed to investigate what happened, and then here comes Angel bunny hopping into the kitchen looking all innocent and adorable. When Fluttershy pipes up "What was that ...loud noise?" "I'm not sure, but I have a pretty good idea of what it was." I say back to her. We walk into the living room and I notice and a table knocked over as well as a lamp shattered on the floor. Using my superb hearing and detective skills, I hear a slight whimper coming from the corner of the room. There sitting in the fetal position is a scared shitless Suicide rocking back and forth, and sucking on his thumb, and I think muttering something about a demon bunny, and asking God to help him. "BAHAHA Dude, what the heck happened to you?" I ask with maybe a hint of concern. .......no response....... "HELLO!" *SMACK* "Suicide snap out of it" I say to him. "Dude Fatman I saw my life flash before my eyes, that bunny is freaking possessed." he whispers to me not wanting to offend Fluttershy I'm sure.... or so the demon rabbit doesn't hear him. "Well whatever dude, the food is done anyway." I say to him "Oh SHWWEEETT!" he says a little to loudly getting a jump outta Fluttershy. "Oh sorry, Fluttershy." she merely just nods in return.

"So thank you Fluttershy for the food, it was delicious." I say thanking her for the food (yay redundant statement is redundant) "Oh it's no problem, I really like helping anypony I can." she says with a heart stopping smile (HHNNNGGG). "So Suicide, do you think we should be getting back to our log?" I ask not really wanting to leave. "Yeah dude, it is getting kinda late, and we don't really want to be anymore of a bother than we have been." Suicide says feeling the same as me. "Oh no I couldn't possibly let you both go out into that cold, scary forest especially with that cut on Matthew's leg." she offers to us. "We couldn't possibly stay here especially after all the things you've done for us." Suicide says not wanting to impose. "Oh no, I insist you both must stay and let me help at least until his wounds are healed." 'O god is she....... O GOD SHE IS, Suicide look away now, shit too late' she starts giving us THE STARE. "Yes Fluttershy we'd love to stay." I say "Good I have a guest room upstairs and the other can sleep on the couch." she says using her hoof to point to the stairs. "Oh ok thank you again, Fluttershy." I respond sincerely. "Y...Yeah thank you Fluttershy." Suicide says I think still in shock. "Well boys I"m going to go to bed c'mon Angel bunny." "Ok good night Fluttershy." We both say back to her. After she gets out of ear range I say "Whelp I didn't want to sleep tonight, how about you?" ......once again no response..... I look over and see Suicide asleep on the couch, 'Hmm.... guess that stare took it out of him' I think to myself as I make my way to the guest bedroom to get some sleep.

[K]

I start to wake up from a very nice rest to see the satanic Angel bunny sitting on my chest staring at me. 'Waaahhhhhh why me' I think to myself. Then like an angel sent from heaven i hear Fluttershy call Angel bunny, "Angel bunny time for breakfast" he gives me one more evil look then hops off to get his breakfast. I let out a sigh of relief then proceed to get up and stretch. "I needed a good nights rest" I say to myself realizing i hadn't had one since arriving in Equestria. "Good morning Kevin," i hear Fluttershy say "sleep well?" " Top of the morning Fluttershy, i slept very well thank you." I say with a warming smile. "That's good" she says returning a smile. "Is Matt still sleeping?" i ask not seeing him around "Yea he must have been tired" Fluttershy answered. "Heh that's just Matt, only guy i know that can sleep for 24+ hours." "Lets give him a little while longer then we can get him up." I suggest. "Get who up?" I hear Fatman ask dragging himself down the stairs. "Your mom" I say sarcastically "Who do you think genius". We make our way out to the kitchen to find Fluttershy had made us both breakfast. "Looks delicious" we both say trying no to drool everywhere. "You guys shouldn't talk to each other the way you do," Fluttershy says to both of us "friends don't talk like that to each other." "Your probably right, we've done it for so long its going to be a hard habit to break" Fatman says "Why's that?" Fluttershy asks with some confusion. "I'll explain it but it's going to take awhile, lets go in the living room and Suicide and I will explain it the best way we can.

[M]

"So are you ready for this, Fluttershy, cause not all that you are about to hear will be the most pleasant." I ask to make sure she is really ready for this. "Y....Yes I'm ready." "Well here goes nothing." I say thinking of where to start. "Kevin and I are from a world called Earth, it's a place that's beautiful, and full of things we still don't know about." I say looking over to Suicide. "Yes, but there are also untold horrors, people killing each other over the most senseless things, sicknesses that decimate entire villages, wars that are fought over petty things such as religion and the color of a fellow persons skin." he says looking down some. Fluttershy cringes at what Suicide says apparently not able to imagine such things that we deal with everyday. "I'm sorry if what I said scared you, but everything that we said is true." he says trying to calm Fluttershy, who looks like she is having a panic attack. I move over to try to comfort her but she pulls away from me and looks at us with complete fear in her eyes, "Do not worry Fluttershy, we would never harm a living being intentionally I promise you that." I say looking at her with an expression that I'm sure is helping her calm down. "Shall we continue then?" I say to her seeing that she has visibly relaxed some. "I can't imagine coming from a world as horrible sounding as that, coming here must have been a blessing for the both of you." she says to us tears starting to form in her eyes. I respond to her "Yes and No."...... "What do you mean?" she asked looking bewildered at my statement. "I say that Fluttershy because either way you look at Earth, it's still our home and where all of our family reside, but aside from that this place is a huge blessing, you have no idea what people in our world would do to go to such a peaceful looking place as this." "Oh ok, I still find it hard to imagine the things you've both said about your world." she says to us seeming to have a bit more of an understanding about us than before. "And as for the way we both act towards each other sometimes, is actually completely for us." "But why?" she asks looking confused again. "Because that's the way we show affection towards each other." I say getting an even more confused look out of Fluttershy. "It's complicated" I say to her with a smile. "So before we end this off Fluttershy, do you know of anyone that could figure out how we got here cause it's still a mystery to us." "Oh yes, I can get my friend Twilight to come over and see if she has any solution to your problem." "eh....hehe.... Yeh a problem." I say not really wanting to correct her.

[K]

After our little discussion with Fluttershy I told her I needed some time to myself and that i was gonna go take a walk and that i would be back soon. "Why don't you and Matt get to know each other I'll be back before you know it, i just need some air." "Oh ok, just be careful and we will see you in a bit." Fluttershy says as i walk outside "Don't worry about me I'm tougher than I look." I reply with a smile as I close the door and walk towards the woods. "Such a sweet pony that Fluttershy is, maybe we shouldn't have told her all that," I say to myself second guessing our choice to explain to her were we came from "no she deserved to know and she said she could handle it." I continue to wander through the woods thinking about Fluttershy's reaction to what we told her. "Hope she doesn't think badly about us," I say to myself as i start to worry again "we did tell her we were harmless and wouldn't dare hurt her or anything else here." As I start getting all worked up I stop paying attention to where I'm walking when out of the blue *BAM* I run into something...or somepony. "Ugh what did i run into?" I say rubbing my head and trying to clear my eyes to look around. And sitting on the ground right there in front of me is the famous purple unicorn Twilight Sparkle, looking both shocked and confused at what she is seeing standing before her. "You must be Twilight" I say again pretending like i don't know who she is "Correct and who or what are you?" she asks still very much in shock, "and how do you know my name" Trying to contain every brony urge to gush. "My name is Kevin, I'm from a world called Earth," I reply "Fluttershy told us you would be coming." " Us...? there's more of you?" he says looking even more surprised, "Yes Matthew is back at Fluttershy's, I was just out clearing my mind before you got here," I say "It's starting to get dark why don't we head back to Fluttershy's and we will fill you in with the details." "Yes lets" she says still looking a bit surprised and shocked.