Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria

[K] = Kevin

[M] = Me

[M]

OMG I'm so bored, she has been quiet the whole time Suicide has been gone. This awkward silence is starting to get unbearable, let's see if I can get a nice conversation going. "Nice day today huh Fluttershy?" I say blushing awkwardly. "Y..Yeh I guess so." she responds back probably feeling just as awkward as me. 'Well shit that didn't work,' I think to myself 'Dammit Suicide where the hell are you at, I can only stand so much cuteness at a time.' "Hmm... I wonder what's taking Kevin so long?" I say to myself. "It's already been a few hours." I say out loud starting to get somewhat irritable. 'I bet his stupid ass fell down and got hurt or something.' I think to myself with a chuckle. Then I hear Fluttershy pipe in with "Well he did say he had to clear his head of a few things." she says back to my previous comment. "Eh, I don't think it should've taken that long, his brain isn't that big yah know?" I say jokingly. "What did I say about that mister?" 'O god not the stare please not the stare'...... "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK" I hear Suicide say obnoxiously 'THANK GOD!!' "I should go get that." I say walking backwards, never breaking eye contact. "Dude Kevin, what took you so long?" I ask thankful that he saved me from the STARE. "OH, Yah know walking, thinking, tripping over ponies Etc. Yah know normal stuff." He says with sarcasm while moving out of the way to reveal a shocked looking Twilight Sparkle. "SQUEE!" I squeak not realizing it was out loud. "......I mean Hi." I say as I look over to Suicide who is doing a facepalm/head-shake combo.

[K]

'Wow Fatman just wow' I think to myself while trying not to laugh. "Well Twilight I'd like to introduce you to Matt aka Fatman" I say as I hear another squee come from Fatman. *Facepalm* "Anyways," I say trying to change the subject "Fluttershy says you might know how we ended up here Twilight" "Well," she says "I have an idea of how it happened" she says going into greater detail "do you have some form of magic in your world?' she asks. "No" Fatman and I say in unison. "Oh" she says "You two may have stumbled onto some kind of rift between the worlds" she says sounding almost excited "I've been studying a phenomenon that occurred here a few weeks ago, a couple ponies disappeared." she explains almost obsessing over it 'wow shes kinda cute when she gets goin on something' I think to myself with a smirk "Well that's just dandy" I hear fatman say with a mix of confusion and happiness. "So is there any way for us to get back?" I ask 'As if we really wanna go back' I think to myself not wanted to tell them yet. "Well at this point no," Twilight says to us "I'll get to work immediately on a way to open the rift again." she says determined not to fail us. 'Gosh she's adorkable' (yea i said it, problem?) I think to myself blushing some. "Until then you two will just have to live amongst us ponies" Twilight says 'FUCK YEA this is best day ever' I think to myself as I start to lose control of my inner brony. "Shouldn't be that bad as long as the others know what to expect from us." I say gaining my composer "We could always find work if need be" I say as Fatman leans over and whispers "Dude this might be such a bad thing" I smile and whisper back "Never said it was a bad thing now did I"

[M]

After Suicide and I's little secret brony freakout, I had so many questions reeling through my mind. 'How long would this take, What will we do while we're here, I'm hungry when's dinner?' "So Twilight any idea as too when you can have that rift up?" I ask wondering if she has an estimate. "I don't mean to sound pushy or anything I just don't want it to be a surprise when it does happen." Then Suicide pops in "Yeah I'm not really in any rush to go back." "Well I don't really know, rifts are..... shifty." Twilight says showing a bit of uncertainty. ".....What?" We both ask simultaneously (again, WTF?). "I haven't really had a reason to study rifts as much as I would've liked to but, what I mean is they're a very rare occurrence because one second they can be here and then the next second they can be far gone to another planet or another dimension even." ......."YEH, what she said." I say still somewhat confused as my brain tries to process all of the big words. Then I look over to Suicide and he is making the best face I have ever seen, It was like a mix between holy shit what is that, and what the fuck did she just say? face. IT. WAS. GLORIOUS. "Ummm..... are you boys ok?" Fluttershy asks out of concern, after all we both looked like we just fought with a stroke and got our asses kicked. "YEH, I think I understand all of that." Suicide says obviously lying. "Well good, I shall now be on my way to get started on daunting task," Twilight says apparently ready to get started "You boys should get out and meet the others, you know so they can 'try' to get used to you." then Fluttershy says to us with the 'STARE' "And be sure that you boys are on your best behavior, none of that bad mouthing each other in front of the other ponies at least." ..... "Yes, Ma'am." Both of us say simultaneously (dude we have to stop doing that). "Good, now then let's fix dinner and get some sleep, you both can meet everypony tomorrow." Fluttershy says softening up a bit. "Sounds good I am getting kinda sleepy, heheh." Suicide says recovering from the 'STARE'.

Author's Note: Sorry that this one is so short we hopefully will make the next chapter a bit longer than the previous ones. no promises though :3.