[Additional Tags: Christian, Partial-Dark]

During my experience in 'The Monster Hidden Behind Mountain Dew', I nearly died via death hug. In order to save myself from suffocation, I used the Chaos Control (It's a long and confusing account, summarized in ch 5 of this story) to survive.

I mean, Death hugs are not exactly enjoyable.

Anyway, I'm back in Post-Changeling Invasion Equestria, and along with Fluttershy as well as my favorite music band, we speak with Celestia to help me get back to earth, of which she requires three things: A Holy Sweetroll, The Almighty Waffle of Power, and the Ever-Wandering Soul of Admiral Bobbery.

Oh boy…
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[Author's Note: This story ties in with my other stories, but I try to explain everything that happened previously in chapter five of this story so you won't have to read the others if you really don't want to. Similarly, if I've mentioned a previous story, I've linked it in the text. You shouldn't have to read them, but I figured I'd link them just in case. Also, I'd also like to add the 'Dark' tag, but only for the chapter "FRICKIN' WALKERS…" as well as state that that is the only chapter where the gore tag comes into play]