113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

Special Guest Author Chaotic Note: Twilight Sparkle/Hoenn Trumpet

"Flash Sentry, don't leave me!" Twilight cried.

"I'm in love with Carrot Cake. Sorry."

Twilight fell to the floor of her home in tears as his well-shaped flank left out the door. She then heard her someone walk up from behind.

"Forget him. You have me."

Twilight turned to see a brass trumpet with hands and legs. He wore a green and white beanie. "Oh Hoenn Trumpet-kun!"

Trumpet-kun carried Twilight to her throne. "Lemme sing you the song of my people."