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113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline
Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more! :trollestia:

SUGGEST A PAIRING IN THE COMMENTS AND I WILL SOMETIMES WRITE IT!
Or write your own 100 word ship and I'll throw it in here.
(If you do, note that FimFiction counts "quotation marks" as words, so use double 'apostrophes' instead.)

Rated T for Terrabad.

Spin-Offs:
Has a Doctor Whooves/Fleur Lis Dee spin-off I haven't written yet.
Has a Sweetie Belle/Flash Sentry spin-off that's in the planning stages.
Daring Documents is a spiritual successor of sorts.
Taco Tuesday: Sexual Therapist
Twilight Sparkle and the Nothingness at the End of the Universe

List of Guest Authors!

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

Teen
Incomplete
Anthology
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Sex
Random
 
MOOMF

23501 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
Download:textHTMLePUB

143 Chapters:

  1. Flash Sentry/Carrot Cake 2013-10-17 06:37:16 UTC
    101
  2. (College!) Applebloom/Black and Red Alicorn OC Donut Steel 2013-10-17 18:27:17 UTC
    102
  3. Gilda/Princess Mi Amore Candenza 2013-10-17 19:33:59 UTC
    105
  4. Rainbow Dash/The FimFiction Logo 2013-10-17 19:38:16 UTC
    101
  5. Mr. Mustachio/Raritail 2013-10-17 20:08:13 UTC
    103
  6. Granny Smith/Snips 2013-10-17 19:41:36 UTC
    99
  7. Gummy/Opalescence 2013-10-17 20:28:37 UTC
    111
  8. Little Strongheart/Sunset Shimmer 2013-10-17 19:41:44 UTC
    102
  9. Crackle/Photo Finish 2013-10-17 19:10:02 UTC
    101
  10. Blueblood/Braeburn 2013-10-17 19:09:53 UTC
    91
  11. Twilight Sparkle/Twilicorn 2013-10-18 03:22:40 UTC
    88
  12. Queen Chrysalis/Tom 2013-10-18 03:31:32 UTC
    89
  13. Discord/Celestia 2013-10-18 04:29:04 UTC
    85
  14. Angel Bunny/Fluffle Puff 2013-10-18 06:05:11 UTC
    103
  15. Doctor Whooves/Fleur Dis Lee 2013-10-18 11:55:49 UTC
    98
  16. Cheerilee/Crystal Pony 2013-10-18 21:18:43 UTC
    99
  17. The Author/Cloud Kicker 2013-10-19 02:06:30 UTC
    101
  18. Special Guests: Warden/Kuno 2013-10-19 15:10:24 UTC
    95
  19. Rainbow Dash/The Author's Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor 2013-10-21 15:56:46 UTC
    92
  20. Vinyl Scratch/Octavia Melody/Pinkie Pie 2013-10-22 04:27:42 UTC
    753
  21. Zecora/Bloomberg 2013-10-22 05:57:04 UTC
    99
  22. Double Feature: Flim/Aloe and Flam/Lotus Blossom 2013-10-24 19:27:36 UTC
    84
  23. The Great and Powerful Trixie/Wheel 2013-10-24 23:46:14 UTC
    94
  24. Special Guest Author Eddepicman: Twist/King Sombra 2013-10-28 04:56:01 UTC
    104
  25. Twilight Sparkle/Twilicorn Round 2 2013-10-28 18:30:06 UTC
    96
  26. Special Guest Author defender2222: Hydra/Steven Magnet 2013-10-29 04:14:11 UTC
    106
  27. Special Guest Author shortskirtsandexplosions: Rainbow Dash/Applejack 2013-10-29 07:32:11 UTC
    85
  28. Octavia Melody/Melody Pond 2013-10-29 16:52:02 UTC
    87
  29. Big McIntosh/Limestone Pie 2013-10-30 07:11:56 UTC
    96
  30. Halloween Special: Vampire Scratch/Octavia MeLupine 2013-10-30 22:52:00 UTC
    96
  31. Halloween Special: Headless Horse/Luna 2013-10-31 05:28:38 UTC
    91
  32. Special Guest Author Overlord-Flinx: Luna/Elements of Harmony 2013-11-01 02:31:09 UTC
    104
  33. Special Guest Author Trials: Celestia/Cake 2013-11-02 17:06:33 UTC
    104
  34. Double Length Pilot: Fluttershy/Rarity 2013-11-03 01:35:21 UTC
    187
  35. About 20% Longer Edition: Rainbow Dash/Twilight's Lava Lamp 2013-11-03 03:42:12 UTC
    121
  36. Double Feature: Night Light/Twilight Velvet and Discord/Twilight Sparkle 2013-11-03 09:23:37 UTC
    106
  37. Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pinkie Pie/Pi 2013-11-03 19:06:11 UTC
    377
  38. Apple Bloom/Black and Red Alicorn OC Donut Steel: Round 2 2013-11-03 21:02:38 UTC
    98
  39. Special Guest Author Forgoten Null: Sir Lintsalot/Madame le Flour 2013-11-04 17:55:46 UTC
    110
  40. Special Guest Author Salivanth: Clyde Pie/Diamond Dog 2013-11-04 19:54:15 UTC
    102
  41. Winona/Opalescence 2013-11-05 04:07:21 UTC
    99
  42. Rainbow Dash/Star Wars Opening Crawl 2013-11-05 21:28:51 UTC
    78
  43. Diamond Tiara/Iron Will 2013-11-06 16:42:03 UTC
    101
  44. Soap Opera Edition: Sapphire Shores/Peewee 2013-11-07 21:44:20 UTC
    106
  45. Another Pilot: Sweetie Belle/Flash Sentry 2013-11-11 06:01:47 UTC
    101
  46. Pinkie Pie/Discord 2013-11-12 04:22:37 UTC
    97
  47. Mack the Knife/Silver Spoon 2013-11-12 18:41:44 UTC
    104
  48. Special Guest Author defender2222: Equestria/The Ocean 2013-11-12 20:33:15 UTC
    106
  49. Special Guest Author defender2222: Average Persony/Their Significant Other 2013-11-13 16:45:21 UTC
    108
  50. 50th Chapter Special Part 1 2013-11-13 16:45:32 UTC
    206
  51. 50th Chapter Special Part 2 2013-11-14 16:46:01 UTC
    302
  52. 50th Chapter Special Part 3 2013-11-15 16:34:01 UTC
    588
  53. 50th Chapter Special Part 4 2013-11-17 20:02:57 UTC
    188
  54. [Skippable] Bonus Meta Chapter, Because Clearly This Hasn't Descended Into Insanity Enough Yet 2013-11-18 07:54:38 UTC
    403
  55. [Skippable] Let's Get the Crazy Train Back On Track So We Can Go Back To Pretending To Have Some Semblance of A Plot 2013-11-24 22:04:23 UTC
    457
  56. [Skippable] Fighting Off Bad Guys 3: Electric Boogaloo 2: Pun Harder 2013-11-26 00:33:00 UTC
    295
  57. [Skippable] Stallion Whores Episode IV: Return of the Ship: Ship Hard With a Vengeance: zombiehunter4579/Deathprize88 2013-11-29 18:14:42 UTC
    900
  58. 50th Chapter Special Part 5 2013-12-05 22:54:00 UTC
    105
  59. 50th Chapter Special Part 6: The Propreantepenultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc 2013-12-21 18:55:04 UTC
    683
  60. 50th Chapter Special Part 7: The Preantepenultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc 2013-12-23 23:05:10 UTC
    934
  61. 50th Chapter Special Part 8.1: The Antepenultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc 2014-01-08 06:30:59 UTC
    781
  62. 50th Chapter Special Part 8.2: A Good List Goes To War: The Continuing Conquest of the Colon Cancer 2014-01-15 06:18:52 UTC
    755
  63. LET'S DO THE TIME WARP (AGAIN)! 2014-01-15 19:37:41 UTC
    766
  64. 50th Chapter Special Part 9.1: The Penultimate Part Part 1: The Beginning of the End: Finally Done With The List: Subtitles are Magic 2014-01-23 21:48:16 UTC
    616
  65. 50th Chapter Special Part 9.2: The Penultimate Part Part 2: Well That Escalated Quickly, I Mean That Really Got Out of Hoof Fast! 2014-02-06 23:37:17 UTC
    1188
  66. 50th Chapter Special Part 10.1: The Ultimate Part of This Drawn-Out Story Arc: Luna Caves to Peer Pressure 2014-05-27 18:37:16 UTC
    392
  67. Guest Authors Wanted: A Message From Twilight Sparkle 2014-02-25 21:49:54 UTC
    102
  68. Guest Author Week: Seabreeze/Queen Chrysalis by Niaeruzu 2014-03-05 20:00:07 UTC
    108
  69. Guest Author Week: Spitfire/Tank by Dubs Rewatcher 2014-03-13 06:42:51 UTC
    105
  70. Guest Author Week: Spike/Winona by DustyPwny 2014-03-20 06:55:32 UTC
    104
  71. Guest Author Week: Crackle/Maud Pie/Tom by ocalhoun 2014-03-20 21:21:45 UTC
    106
  72. Guest Author Week: Tom/Discord by RainbowBob 2014-03-24 16:12:29 UTC
    109
  73. Guest Author Week: Vinyl Scratch/Trixie by The Princess Rarity 2014-03-24 18:10:00 UTC
    103
  74. Guest Author Week: Cloud Kicker/Diamond Dog by Fixit Wrenches 2014-03-31 16:21:47 UTC
    109
  75. Toilet Sparkle/Flush Sentry 2014-03-31 20:06:44 UTC
    104
  76. knighty/Meeester/Chuckward 2014-04-01 02:59:01 UTC
    100
  77. Smarty Pants x Lyra Plushie 2014-04-01 15:47:52 UTC
    101
  78. Soarin/Chimera 2014-04-01 22:56:06 UTC
    100
  79. Applejack/Cadance 2014-04-06 20:48:14 UTC
    95
  80. Big Mac/Milky Way 2014-04-07 18:15:30 UTC
    102
  81. Trenderhoof/Octavia 2014-04-08 04:46:44 UTC
    99
  82. Mane-iac/Berry Punch 2014-04-09 16:45:52 UTC
    98
  83. Special Guest Author Grey Faerie: Pinkie/Frosting Spoon (With a Pinch of Help From Super) 2014-04-14 18:35:10 UTC
    110
  84. Bon Bon/AppleJack 2014-04-15 18:04:40 UTC
    102
  85. Special BABSCon Edition: Golden Gates </3 Final Draft 2014-04-23 21:31:37 UTC
    104
  86. Special Guest Author xjuggernaughtx: Vinyl Scratch/Double Bass 2014-04-24 08:10:53 UTC
    102
  87. Special Guest Author xjuggernaughtx: (Older) Spike/Twilight Sparkle 2014-04-24 08:10:55 UTC
    103
  88. Winston Churchill/Franklin Roosevelt/Joseph Stalin/Celestia Solaris 2014-04-26 16:36:38 UTC
    107
  89. Twilight Sparkle/The Nothingness at the End of the Universe 2014-04-27 20:24:52 UTC
    110
  90. Princess Big Mac/Princess Unikitty 2014-04-29 14:22:41 UTC
    99
  91. Fluttershy/Shining Armor 2014-04-30 20:38:05 UTC
    96
  92. Photo Finish/Coco Pommel 2014-05-01 15:41:35 UTC
    101
  93. Rarity Belle/G3 Rainbow Dash 2014-05-04 04:31:27 UTC
    108
  94. Prince Blueblood/Trash Can 2014-05-04 13:45:27 UTC
    105
  95. Special Guest Author Wintergreen Diaries: Comet Tail/Lily 2014-05-05 05:30:40 UTC
    108
  96. Special Guest Author The_Weatherbug: Twilight/Letter to Celestia 2014-05-25 23:22:40 UTC
    106
  97. Special Guest Author TwinkleTail: Maud Pie/The Rock 2014-05-27 00:53:04 UTC
    103
  98. 100th Chapter Special Part 1 2014-09-24 16:03:26 UTC
    924
  99. 100th Chapter Special Part 2 2014-11-18 18:36:33 UTC
    473
  100. Applejack Apple/Ms. Lovingcup Harshwhinny 2015-04-30 01:07:36 UTC
    103
  101. Twilight Sparkle/Matilda 2015-05-01 18:15:17 UTC
    100
  102. Sunset Shimmer/Sledgehammer 2015-05-06 00:18:45 UTC
    104
  103. Princess Mi Amore Cadenza/Twilight Sparkle 2015-05-14 01:09:16 UTC
    105
  104. Rarity/A Body Pillow 2015-05-20 18:33:37 UTC
    104
  105. Guest V̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ Author: xjuggernaughtx/Cheerilee 2015-05-22 20:50:42 UTC
    101
  106. Special Guest Author Chaotic Note: Twilight Sparkle/Hoenn Trumpet 2015-05-26 23:55:17 UTC
    96
  107. Special Guest Author moviemaster8510: Little Boy/Big Mac Plushie 2015-05-29 20:32:55 UTC
    108
  108. Zecora/Pinkie Pie 2015-06-11 03:41:46 UTC
    99
  109. Cranky Doodle/Steven Magnet 2015-06-16 19:20:08 UTC
    97
  110. Poindexter/Cadance 2015-06-17 18:14:06 UTC
    117
  111. Special Guest Author Horse Voice: Aria Blaze/The Devil 2015-06-26 05:53:12 UTC
    107
  112. Lyra/Bon Bon and Vinyl/Octavia 2015-06-26 20:53:03 UTC
    102
  113. Special Guest Author Bendy: Rarity And The Handsome Lobster 2015-06-27 20:27:34 UTC
    110
  114. Guest Author Fortnight: Gummy/Inanimate Object by Pen Stroke 2015-07-06 15:20:34 UTC
    110
  115. Guest Author Fortnight: Luna/Cerberus by Eakin 2015-07-07 22:35:39 UTC
    106
  116. Guest Author Fortnight: Shining Armor/Octavia by TittySparkles 2015-07-09 06:24:46 UTC
    108
  117. Guest Author Fortnight: Zamairiac/Celestia by Zamairiac 2015-07-09 20:13:25 UTC
    108
  118. Guest Author Fortnight: Rainbow Dash/Phoenix Wright's Attorney Badge by LeoneHaxor 2015-07-10 21:04:41 UTC
    113
  119. Guest Author Fortnight: Spike/Ms. Lovingcup Harshwhinny by Skywriter 2015-07-10 21:04:47 UTC
    105
  120. Guest Author Fortnight: Iron Will/Cadance by Crowley 2015-07-12 20:09:06 UTC
    104
  121. Guest Author Fortnight: You/Batpone by Rust 2015-07-14 22:43:20 UTC
    96
  122. Guest Author Fortnight: Blue Oyster/Cowbell by FanOfMostEverything 2015-07-16 00:14:34 UTC
    103
  123. Guest Author Fortnight: Sunset Shimmer/Luna by The Abyss 2015-07-19 03:35:32 UTC
    103
  124. Guest Author Fortnight: Prince Blueblood/Prince Blueblood by Hoopy McGee 2015-07-28 04:00:21 UTC
    110
  125. Guest Author Fortnight: Lauren Faust/Twilight Sparkle by ponichaeism 2015-11-09 20:48:46 UTC
    107
  126. Queen Chrysalis/A Windigo 2016-04-15 10:57:59 UTC
    102
  127. Boulder/Dr. Caballeron 2016-04-16 20:19:54 UTC
    102
  128. Chromatic Blitz/His Self-Insert OC 2016-04-18 04:01:27 UTC
    104
  129. Nightmare Moon/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza 2016-04-19 03:42:07 UTC
    103
  130. Spitfire/Tree Hugger 2016-07-02 05:21:20 UTC
    102
  131. Cassie the Kelpie/I Don't Give the Pony Any Identifying Characteristics So It Honestly Doesn't Even Matter. It Was Originally Roseluck, But That Felt Like a Waste. 2016-07-05 23:16:10 UTC
    124
  132. Apple Bloom/Red and Black Alicorn OC Donut Steel Part 3 2016-07-21 22:59:59 UTC
    107
  133. Twilight Sparkle/Sunset Shimmer 2017-02-17 10:30:43 UTC
  134. Mulia Mild/Fleetfoot 2017-07-26 13:17:48 UTC
  135. Twilight Sparkle/Consenticles 2017-08-18 20:04:35 UTC
  136. The Shadowbolts/Soarin 2017-09-28 03:36:41 UTC
  137. Drone Pony/Princess Unikitty 2017-12-08 03:32:01 UTC
  138. Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie/Euphemisms 2018-02-28 02:34:58 UTC
  139. Mudbriar/Cadance 2018-05-21 21:35:05 UTC
  140. Tempest Shadow/Twilight Velvet 2020-04-29 23:57:31 UTC
  141. Elton Bon/Rarity (suggested by Bicyclette) 2021-05-12 01:48:03 UTC
  142. Sunny Starscout/Alphabittle Blossomforth (Triple Length Edition Because Rules Were Made to be Broken and Also This is the First G5 Ship!) 2021-11-17 22:25:10 UTC
  143. Trixie Lulamoon/Sunny Starscout (feat. Twilight Sparkle) 2024-06-17 03:58:06 UTC