113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

She is truth, she is beauty,

She assures the world that romance can prevail

She is youth, she is a cutie

She has deigned to grace us with the presence of her tri-hued tail.

Charity, faithful duty

Stirred with passion that fills you for days.

She is love in pony form,

Every heart of frost she'll warm

And I swear she shall be Mi Amore!

''Poindexter, that's a very nice poem.''

''Thanks Shining. I have a passion for poetry.''

''About Cadance.''

''Well, yes, I have a passion for Cadance.''

''Poindexter?''

''Yes?''

''Tread carefully, lest your liver mysteriously implode.''