113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

‘’Lick my hooves please. I stepped in some mud,’’ Octavia spoke to Shining Armor as she came to a stop and lifted her back legs.

‘’I am a total idiot so I will totally obey you!’’ Shining Armor responded in a dopey voice before he bent over and slobbered all over Octavia’s hooves.

A sudden knock came at the bedroom door.

‘’What!?’’ a sobbing and slightly senile Cadence answered, slamming her gray earth pony and white unicorn doll to her bed. ‘’I said I don’t wish to be disturbed while I vent over my stupid husband leaving me!''