113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

"Rainbow Dash! What on Equiis are your doing with my blender? It looks like you are trying to make out with it or something!" This was why I didn't let her drink my cider.

"I want to make sweeth sweet loooooove to itth, Super. DOn't" *HIC!* "choo too?" She was drunk.

"No I don't" I said. "Now why don't you just step away and... NO! DON'T TURN IT ON!"

She ignored me.

"OOOOWWWWWWWWTTTTHHHH!!! MATH TONGUETH! YOU SLITHED MAH TONGUETH OPENTH! THUCK THYOU BTHLENDER!"