113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

There is a lovely tree I know

Whose branches hang so sweet and low,

Whose apples are so crisp and tasty:

I savor them, am never hasty.

He tells me no pony but I

Can be the apple of his eye,

For he is mine, and mine alone,

No matter what AJ intones.

I love to climb upon his trunk

And pick some thick bough as my bunk.

I'll lie within his crown all day;

I'm rocked to sleep when branches sway.

And sometimes when I feel like rutting

I'll find a limb that is out jutting.