113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

The Hydra watched as the ponies that had invaded his bog (a ‘real fixer-upper’ as the real-estate agent had claimed) galloped away.

“Are they gone?” Steven Magnet asked, popping up from under the grimy water and kissing his serpentine lover on each check (all 8 of them).

“Yup.”

“Well, now that work is done I can tell you the wonderful news… the adoption went through!”

“It did?”

“Yes!” Steven said happily, holding out an orange filly. “Meet our baby… Scootaloo!”

~MC~MC~MC~

“And that is the secret origin of Scootaloo!” Chrysalis said.

Twilight stared at the changeling. “I hate you.”