113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Rainbow Dash/Star Wars Opening Crawl

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

It   is    a    period    of    civil    war.   Rebel

spaceships,   striking     from    a     hidden

base,   have    won     their     first    victory

against     the     evil       Galactic    Empire.

During the battle, Rainbow Dash managed

to  steal   secret  plans   to  the  Empire's...

''RAINBOW DASH!!!'' Twilight shouted.

''What?'' the brave  pegasus  deadpanned

as     she     scrolled     along.     ''I     love

STAR   WARS!  I've  always   wanted  this.

Can't    you    be   happy   for    me    Twi?''

''Not when you're mating with the opening crawl! Stop it Dash! The movie's about to start!''

''Such       a        party        pooper  .  .  .   ''

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