113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

Discord opened one eye, then the other. His head was rigid, and he could see his surroundings in a clear vision, which meant he sure wasn't sober at the moment.

Yawning, he grunted and cracked his back. ''Ugh, what did I do last night? Felt like I slept on rocks.'' Looking down, he discovered the stoic expression of Tom staring at him disapprovingly beneath him.

''Oh man... did we do it?''

''...''

''Did I at least use protection?''

''...''

''You're clean, right?''

''...''

''What, me? Oh...'' Discord gulped, scratching the back of his neck.

''...''

''Yeeeeeeah, might wanna get yourself checked up.''