When in Equestria

The things I would do for twenty minutes of undisturbed peace would horrify any sentient being. The two from earlier were now trying to follow me, they were actually doing fairly well...then again the ground here does kind of make it hard to not leave foot prints. I decided my best course of action would be to climb a tree... but if they are figments of my imagination wouldn't they know that I am up there? It seemed I had stopped moving to think over on if I should climb a tree or not... and that they had caught up to me. "God dammit, would you two leave me alone!"

...crap...they're crying now, or at least the minty colored one is, the other, Bonbon, yeah that's it, just has this look of murder in her eyes or something, perhaps she does not like having her friend be sad? Wait, wouldn't I not like that part of my brain to be said maybe? Ugh, hallucinations are so hard to comprehend! Summoning up the best deep/demonic voice that I could, I began to speak to them, I am getting really tired of being followed around by figments of my imagination.

"LISTEN UP!" Switching back to my normal more or less polite voice, "Leave.me.alone. I do not want to be followed and I will not hesitate to pick up a bug and throw it on you again." I pointed towards Lyra, she began to tremble...that was the weakest threat ever though, I guess I am more sensitive than I thought...maybe? Freaking hallucinations and the infinite mind fuck that they are! I stomped off in the opposite direction, thus effectively ramming my face into a tree branch...I'm not a strong man...and am a bit ashamed to say that I got knocked out by it...fuck.

( Ye olde residence of Fluttershy. )

"What the hell... where am I?"

I then heard an eep sound, oh please for the love of everything ever let this horrible bed be that of some crappy hospitals and let some doctor tell me that I suffered some kind head trauma, cause my head hurts like hell! Hopefully that was just a startled nurse or something too, I really hope so, but then again the only way to check is with my eyes so...time to open my eyes.

"Motherfucker!" It was not a crappy hospital bed, nope it was a really crappy tiny bed in some tiny room in what seemed to me to be some kind of crappy shack, all the things were crappy. I looked around and saw a bright pink tail quivering behind a chair. I decided to get up and walk towards it, hoping that it would not attack me if I went near it. I reached out with my hand and poked the tail, I then heard what sounded like a goat bleating and then a small thud. Behind the small chair was a tiny...Pegasus, that was yellow and had a pink mane and tail, it also looked like she had dyed her coat to have three little butterflies on her flank area, how odd...especially that I would think that she had dyed her own coat, the owner of it probably did.

I then nudged it with my foot, nothing poked it in the face with my index finger, nothing. I picked her up, surprisingly lightweight for a horse, then again it is a tiny horse. I set her down on the bed, I did not really have anything else to do so I went down the stairs, hoping to see a friendly human face and not some...purple unicorn talking to six other horse like entities. I recognized the two from the weird part of the forest.

"God dammit! When is this freaky ass hallucination thing of mine going to end!" Whoops, probably should not have said that out loud...the next thing I knew I was on the ground because of a blue-ish blur. "ooghf."

"Rainbowdash! Get off of...it, Lyra and Bonbon said that it helped them, therefore it is most likely not going to try and harm us." I strained my neck up and to the right, it was the purple one that said that. I then put my head back down and look straight up, I got a glare from the...Pegasus, she then mouthed.

"I'm watching you." She then took her hoof put it in front of her eye, then pointed it at me. Great, an enemy already...no it's my mind tricking me into thinking that I have an enemy, but really it is all one mass hallucination and as I think this my mother has me in a hospital or something, maybe? It all seems so real.

I shoved the blue Pegasus off of me, she started to flap half way through making her way to the ground, she remained airborne...that should not be anatomically possible with the size of it's wings. I had just finished standing up when yet another blur appeared in front of me, only this time it was pink.

"HimynameispinkiepieIhaveneverseenyoubeforewhatareyou?" Were those even words! I have never in my life seen anything make so much sound in so little time, how is that even possible, what are the size of this things lungs!?

"Pinkie, back off, yer gonna give it the same eyes Derpy hooves has, I think it's already startin', just look at the poor critter." Oh great, a really southern sounding horse...I wonder if northern horses and southern horses sound different?

"So I am just gonna go now."

"NO!" Everyone of the horses had said it at the same time and....well, I reacted a bit quickly to that, to be fair though I have always been a bit jumpy. Throwing one of my trademark smoke bombs onto the ground then I opened and left through a window, no need to cause property damage right? I was sure to close it as I left through it though, don't want these ones to follow me again.

I began to walk away from the forest, that place sucks. Along my way I noticed a small trail, I followed it. After about twenty minutes of following the trail, I came upon a town, a VERY brightly colored town.

"Oh you have got the be shitting me."