When in Equestria

I entered the town, not caring that several of the...tiny horses that lived here were staring at me. This...is...actually happening. I was on my knees, I did not even realize it for several minutes later until those ponies from the cottage had finally found me, the blue colored one tackled me again. Only this time I knew she was coming, and I am a fairly heavily built guy, not necessarily all muscles, but a good bit of it is muscles.

She impacted me with enough force to move a boulder, that being said I think she may have broken her face on my back, I managed to stay upright on my knees. I giggled a little despite what was going on. These tiny horses are weak, and that means that I could definitely win in a fight if anyone tried to harm me, good to know, especially with this blue annoyance.

"Would you stop running into me?" I got up and turned to look at the Pegasus, she was sitting on her rump and shaking her head, I hope that I did not leave permanent damage, I want to be known as the guy that can win fights, not the one that could potentially cause brain damage to more or less innocent tiny horses.

"No, not until you stop running away and answer our questions!" I shrugged, it's not like they could stop me from running if I wanted to, the only one I think that I would have problems out maneuvering would be the blue Pegasus, and even then If she tried to tackle me again I could grab her and throw her to the ground. I ultimately decided that I would go ahead and answer whatever questions these tiny horses had.

The other seven had caught up, the two from the forest, Lyra and Bonbon, and then the other five from the crap-shack's living room. I wonder what is special about the unicorns? Three of them were unicorns, two Pegasusses? Pegasi? Whatever. And the other three had nothing special going on.

"Lets go to the library, it might be more comfortable there, do you have libraries where you are from."

"Yeah...I don't see how that is important, but yes, we do have libraries." I got off of my knees, this is really going to suck, there is no way that I could be creating this entire environment, I thought that maybe my brain had set up an ever-lasting forest hallucination, but now that I see this town...and all of its inhabitants, things are starting to seem a bit less like a hallucination. "Where to?"

"Right this way." She led me about town, it was at the inner area of the town, great, now if I need to escape things may be a bit harder.

"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" As it would turn out the library was housed in a tree, how freaking ironic, dead trees (Books) are now being stored in the inside of a living tree that has tiny horses clomp around in it.

I then saw what made the unicorns special, they had freaking telekinesis! The door was enveloped in a soft purple glow, then it swung open, I noticed how alike the color was to the color that surrounded the purple ones horn, good to know, take care of the horn, no telekinesis...wait a minute...crap I feel a violent streak flowing in, better get myself out of here so as to not hurt anyone else any more.

"Uhm...excuse me but, I am feeling rather violent right now, do you have anything that I could destroy, smash, kill, maim, obliterate, disintegrate, burn, crush-"

"Enough!" That was the purple one again. "Why would you want to destroy things if you are angry?"

Okay, so it would seem that she is a bit of a pacifist in every way. "Destroying things help me to keep my emotions in check, sorry but it is either that or I might get violent with living beings."

"Hey girls, come here for a sec." That was an orange one with a yellow mane and tail. They were talking in whispers, I caught something about a "Calming spell." Not good.

All of a sudden the purple one turned towards me with her horn glowing, get ready to dodge. She fired, and I tried to get away, but somehow the really pink colored one had gotten behind me and put both of her hooves on my sides she held me there just enough for me to get hit with the spell...I felt nothing, still violent I mean, but the spell did nothing I think.

"Okay, do you feel better?" I flashed a toothy grin, I was actually feeling great now, too great actually, I really need to use some of this energy.

"You could say that, tell me, what exactly did you hit me with?" My grin kept getting bigger and bigger, they seemed a bit creeped out.

"A uhm ca-calming spell." Yep thought so, feeling the last surges of the energy flow into my body I decided to start my escape. Turning around I went to the door.

"Hey, what are you doing!?" She enveloped the door in that light purple glow, I touched the door and everyone that was there could visibly see that the glow flowed in towards my hand, this is going to be a lot of fun. "Huh?" I turned back around, she was extremely confused...great now I want answers behind this, guess I can't leave yet, better come up with an excuse.

"I was seeing how your...spells effected me, now then I am going to go run for a few hours to get rid of this energy, be back in a while." I touched the door handle...and it caught fire...and it did not burn me. "Uhm purple unicorn thingy, come put this out."

She gasped at the fire and rushed over, using some kind of cooling spell most likely, then the rainbow maned Pegasus came by and flapped with extra strength effectively stopping the fire from growing larger, it was like watching a really big candle get snuffed out.

She then joined the others, they really suck at whispering, I heard the blue Pegasus volunteer to follow me, the others agreed that it was a good idea. As soon as they were done, I grabbed a smoke bomb, smiling I felt some of that same energy flow into the smoke bomb, maybe I should not throw it here.

"Come along blue, I have got to get moving now, or you will never be able to catch up." I think I may have said something wrong because her eye began to twitch a bit.

"I AM THE FASTEST PEGASUS EVER! THERE IS NO WAY THAT SOME...whatever you are ...IS GOING TO OUT PACE ME!" I doubted that, I could feel this...power, it's pretty damn intense.

I headed out the door, and put the smoke bomb in my hoodie pocket, time for some fun.

As it turned out I was right, I could very easily out run this Pegasus, even while she was flying, it was kind of sad to watch actually, then again her wings should not actually allow for flight at all, so it is still kind of amazing, but I digress, I was faster.

"Do you want me to slow down"

"Faster!" She was panting, and about to fall down from what I could tell about how her flight patterns were being effected by all of this, and we had only been going at this for about 3 hours. Just as predicted, she fell, I rushed over and grabbed her, still running. My legs did not even feel the slightest bit of weakness or pain, it's rather ridiculous to honest.

"Th-thanks." She was panting pretty heavily, I simply nodded. Earlier in our trip I had decided to get a feel of the town, that was I could traverse it more easily if I was going to be here for a while. Now we had gone in the direction of a pretty large plain, perfect of testing the spell charged smoke-bomb.

Setting down the Pegasus I reached into my hoodie pocket and pulled out the smoke-bomb. "What's that, what are you dong?"

"I don't know exactly what this is going to do, but I think it is going to be a lot of fun." I filled it with some of the spell energy, then pulled the activation string and chucked it.