Psycho in a new world

"Sir.... Sir."

"Yea, yea. I know take notes." My sleep was nice, high school memories.

"Umm your at Ponyville." I shot my eyes open to see it was EARLY morning.

"Thanks." Stumbling off of the candy train I wipped the sleep out of my eyes. No pony ran from me or screamed, only weaved or said 'Good Morning'. It made me kind of sad, but it was nice to be welcomed for once.

"Lets see no bits, no home, no friends, just guns and cigars. And speaking of witch." I pulled one out and lit it. "Well this solves all of my problems."

I was randomly walking in the cozy town. I couldn't stop thing that I was brought down by a man. I knew I would die getting shot, but later in life. Aw well shit happens for a reason. Looking around I some how got to a large gray building with a large red cross on it. Still not thinking right, I walked right in. The white room was empty to my suprize, leaving chair like things open. The same wooden desk I used to head bang. The steady ticking of the large clock on the wall.

"Can I help you?" The female voice came from behind a large news paper. But her white nurses hat stood out over it.

"Well I would like to see what food ya'll got here, plus I havn't ate in a day." The news paper didn't even move, but giggling was coming from it. "What do ya say?" Still nothing came from behind it but laughter.

"I-I don't KNOW!" She burst back into laughter dropping the news paper. Her cheeks were bright red with tears running down her face.

"Umm... Are you ok Redheart?" She only laughed harder. "What are you on? Cause I kinda want some." Her eyes went wide than she feel backwards passing out. "Thought ya'll didn't have any drugs. Fucking liers." Putting all my stuff down I jumped over the desk picking up the sleeping mare. Walking in the long white hallway looking for a empty room. Walking past the many rooms there were sick to injured ponys of all colors and sizes.

"W-What happen." She fluttered her eyes at me, only to blush when she saw who had her.

"Are you ok?" Taking a left into a empty room with a soft hospital bed.

"I-I don't know." Her cheeks only got redder the more she thought.

Laying her on the bed like a sleeping kid trying not to wake it up. She only looked at me with her large blue puppy eyes. I sat next to her only to pull out a cigar and lighting it. Watching her sneeze was so cutie, making me slightly chuckle. The only noises to be heard was heart moniters and coughing. For some reason I could not stop staring into her beautiful eyes. The word 'Lost' meant nothing to me right now, I felt I could stay here forever.

"Why do I feel at home looking into your beautiful eyes?" She turned her head away from me, blushing maddly. "No, no. I really mean it! I have never felt like this after my father past, but right now I feel...... Found." She looked back at me as if I hit a soft spot in her.

"I think I understand." Some how I lost my cigar and we inched closer till I could feel her hot breath on my lips.

"Redheart you are need in room 3-B right away." The PA said making Redheart back up frowning at me.

"Maybe lunch, than dessert." She winked to me while trotting out of the room.

"Well you throw me a bone only to have it tied to a string. Thanks!" I hung my head walking back into the hallway. The same noises filled my ears only to fall deaf. Lighting a cigar to replace my lost one I grabbed my things to walk out the wooden door. Stepping out into the sun was horrable, shilding my eyes only to hear music to me.

"AAHHH!" I smiled trying to find the source only to find ponys waving at me. Frowning I kept walking on into the day. Every thing was normal, no hate, to much love, and I was once again 'Lost'. Have I stepped off of the cliff? I know my meds kept me happy, but I am happy right now. I'm I in love with a pony? The hell is wrong with me?

'Casey.'

'No I'm not killing no one right now so fuck off.'

'Its God and I'm becoming to think I should be more of a smartass to you.'

'Oh, and why would you do that.'

'I don't know. What do you think.'

'Nice so you can be a dick.'

'Bingo, and I kind of like it.'

'Well treat others the way you wish to be treated.' Smartass .VS. Smartass.

'Well, all out of respect for you Casey so stop blaming me for something that doesn't go your way.'

'What did you want?'

'Just to see how you are doing with a lesbian.'

"What?!" Every pony stopped and looked at me. "Can I help ya?" All of the ponys went there own way acting like nothing happened.

'SO! Tell me all about it.'

'She's a lesbo?'

'Hmmm, well was till you came.'

'Well howdy do.'

'Well I need to go talk to Lucifer so good luck.'

'Tell him to keep my spot warm cause I'll be raising hell here soon.'

'Will do, and don't get your hopes up about dieing any time soon boy.'

I started to laugh as I kept walking in the high noon sun. The market place was powered with ponys here and there. Plus whats a better place to find a job besides here! Walking to the diffrent stalls seeing what was being sold was new to me. Every thing from yarn to wird clothes was sold here, but nothing like earth though. Sighing I sat on the hard ground lighting a cigar thinking only about one thing. "Who the hell will hire me?" Taking a puff I could here the train coming to town. Knowing what hell I'm going to catch from the six mares I preped my self. "Can't tell them the main reason why I left."

"What! That you and Celestia bout buc....!" Clammping Pinkies mouth shut behind me I could here the otheres coming real quick.

"Don't tell any pony! Got it." I got a simple nod from the spy just in time to smile at the other five.

"Where did you go?" Twilight seemed kind of pissed.

"Uh. I... Had to get away from the big city." Giving the biggest smile I could but the look she gave me ment she caught my lie.

"Yea sure. Why did you leave with out telling any pony!? You could have gotten hurt!"

"U-umm Twilight." I could hear the whisper but no one else did.

"What if you would have got hurt!"

"T-Twilight."

"What if.."

"TWILIGHT!" Every pony shutted up looking at Fluttershy in suprize. "U-umm he did fight off t-the guards."

"Oh, yea." Twilight stepped back blushing.

"I'm I in the clear or is Applejack going to hog tie me and make me her bitch?" Putting my hands in my pocket looking to the now blushing farmer.

"Ah uh, at a lost fer words." Her reaction was epic.

"Ok than now if ya don't mind I need to get ready for a date." All five of them but Pinkie was slack jawed.

"Toldya! Toldya!" She was bouncing around like a kid on a suger rush.

"B-but how?!" Rainbow Dash seemed the most concerned to ask.

"Being in a hospital has its perks." Shugging only to death stare Pinkie Pie. "Not a word."

"Cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" She did every thing she said with her hoofs than just hopped off.

"Did she just Pinkie promised?" Twilight was still a loss for words.

"Its a dirty secret that I said I would keep on behalf of your princess." Smilling like a mad man I turned and left the group in confustion.

Walking back to the Ponyville hospital was fun accually. I had a spring in my step and I even sang some. If ya want to know it was Buired Alive by Avenged Sevenfold. Not the happest song but I know it by heart.

Walking into the waitting room I stepped stright up to the desk to see a diffrent pony sitting there.

"Hi I'm doctor Stables how can I help you?" The brown stallion was very professional about the greetting.

"Umm is Ms. Redheart here?"

"Give me one second." He walked away from the desk leaving me and a group of little mares behind me. Honestly I could feel them looking at me and it scared the shit out of me. I always have hated kids, even though I'm one at heart I still hate them.

"I know ya'll looking at me. So what do ya want." I tried to use the toughest voice I could to mabe scare them but they had balls.

"Umm whats dat on ya back?" Turning to see a yellow child with light red hair with a matching large bow in it.

"Witch one ya talking about youngun'?" They all pointed to the M24 rifle.

"Is it a pogo stick?" The white unicorn asked with a squiky voice.

"No its a high powered rifle able to shot up to 1600 yards or like 13 football fields."  There faces told me they had no clue.

"Whats a rifle?" The orange pegasus asked.

"Whats a football field?" Asked the squiky one.

"What was we heya for?" Said the country one.

"Sweet baby jesus." I stood back up walking to the door. "Well are ya'll coming?" The three looked to each other be for shugging.

"Yea." The pegasus spoke for all of them.

Stepping out side into the light was a bad idea. It took a minute to a just my eyes. Looking to a empty field I could see a two ponys under a tree on a binch. The closer I looked I made one of them to be Lyra. Smilling I pulled the rifle up to my shoulder aimming at a branch above her. "Just see them ponys up there?" They all nodded. "See the small branch above them?"  Another round of nods came. "Watch." Laying on my stomach I pulled out the legs of the bi-pod holding the gun up for me. Pulling the bolt back and slamming it shut I pulled the trigger letting a loud boom escape the gun. The branch fell on the two making them jump off the binch looking up in the tree. Rolling over on my back laughing I saw the three young mares looking in aw.

"Wow."

"Yep, so there ya go now leave me alone!" Snapping at the scared group making them run. Still laughing while picking my self up gathering the rifle. "At least I know it works and hell thats better than any magic these ponys got!"  Turning around only to be met with a pissed Redheart.

"What was that?" She had the look of death in her soft eyes.

"Uh.... I-I uhhh." I hung my head knowing I was caught red handed. "Whats for lunch." Purking up hopfully getting on her good side.

"How about I buy and we get to know each other a little better. Plus its easer than me reading your paper work." She trotted in front of me leaving me standing still.

"Yea! I like that idea, but what do you mean like back round info?" I got no response back leaving me to running after her.

We walked togather earning so wird looks from every pony here. Some even whispered to each other. Doing what I do best I lit another cigar, making Redheart sneeze. We stopped in front of a 2 story house in the center of town. It was white with a hay roof and plants in pots around the walk way.

"Is this your place?" All she did was nod. "It nice for being made by ponys." She turned with a raised brow.

"And what is that supose to mean?" I stepped back.

"Ha um nothing." Smilling trying to play it off. She opened the door showing a normal house. Couch, table, throw rug, and other normal things other than a tv.

"Make your self at home." She closed the door and went into the kitchen.

"So what do you want to know?" Dropping my things on the rather soft couch.

"How did you get here?" Calling from the kitchen.

"I was killed."

".... Sorry to hear that."

"Don't be." I walked into the kitchen to see Redheart oh her hind legs reaching into a cubber.

"What umm, 'killed' you?" Wrapping my arms around her chest making her jump a bit.

"Hate killed me. I hated every thing but my mom and sister. But I can't seem to hate any thing here." Letting go she got back on all fours looking right at me. "For the longest time I wanted to kill every one and every thing. But someone beat me to the chase and killed me before I could them." I sat in the floor looking down remembering the things I did leave behind. "Now I still have nothing but memories."

"Thats not true." Looking into her blue eyes took away all of my sadness. "You got me." She was smilling with the kindest smile.

"What do you mean by that?" I didn't really follow her.

"I was once only into mares because they showed kindness and had feelings and didn't want to have sex just to have it. But your diffrent Casey. I can tell you will do anything for the ones you care about." She sat next to me putting her head on my shoulder.

"Well I think I have found something that I care about here." Smilling I stood up offering her my hand. "What do you say Redheart? Do I care enough for a relationship?" She stood up smilling back.

"I do belive so." We leaned in letting our lips touch of a second before she left me hanging. "But I got to go to work." Frowning she turned to the door. "You can stay if you like." Turning her head to face me.

"I may have to, but I need talk to Twilight about something." He smile faded away at the name. "Don't worry she can't steal me." Her smile returned while trotting out the door leaving me all alone.

"God... Thanks." Leaving my things there but my magnum and 12 extra rounds I started my happy walk to the tree house of books.

---Tree house of books.

Knocking on the door I stood there just looking around. Reaching into my pocket for the red pack of cigars my heart dropped. "Nonononono." I franticly patted all of my pockets. Finally I fell to my knees holding my hands to the sky. "WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY!!!???"

"Why what?"

"M-My cigars are at Redhearts." Turning to the open door my frown turned upside down. "A dragon?!" I picked up the small purple dragon only to scare the shit out of him.

"TWILIGHT! HELP ME!" I turned him around looking at his scales.

"What are you doing to Spike!?" Twilight yelled at me making me drop the small reptile.

"Sorry dragons are kind of new for me."

"But not talking ponys?" My sheepish grin only grew.

"Yea well drugs will do that."

"Drugs?" Spike looked at me asking.

"Never mind little one. Even though I know nothing about ya'lls kind. I DO know your still young." Spike only crossed his arms and frowned.

"YES he is." Twilight looked down to him trying to scolled. "Oh Celestia sent you a letter and asked that you only read it."

"O.....K?" A scroll bounced off my face. "OW!" Twilight only gave me a sly grin.

        'Dear Casey,

                            I do relise that I did kind of pressured you and I'm sorry.

                            But I am sadden that you left me only with a note.

                            I hope that my sate of weakness does not enterfer with any thing that could happen.

                            And your offer about military survice will be granted on my behalf,

                            But we will need to see what part you will serve for.

                            There is the Royal guard (my army) an Luner guard. (My sisters army)

                            Sadly it looks that you will be with the Luner army.

                            I do hope to see you soon Casey and good luck.

                                              Love Princess Celestia.'

Looking from the letter I saw spike eating at a apple. "Can I have one?"

"Sure!" Spike threw me a apple and was it good. Well I couldn't tell, I don't even think I tasted it.

"What did the letter say?" Twilight put on puppy eyes, my glowing green rock.

"It only speaked of me joining the Luner forces, thats all." Rolling it back up and putting it in my back pocket.

"Luner forces? But what could they do with you?" That was kind of a insult.

"Well I need to go. I don't want Redheart to worry about me."

"Is.... She..... your marefriend?" Spike asked with a mouth full of, the hell? Is that gems?

"Whats a marefriend?" Twilight only hoofed palmed? I think thats right.

"Some pony that you love." She spoke through her hoof.

"Oh.... Than yea." Spike gave me a thumbs up. "Soory about earlier Spike." He only waved it off and kept eating. "Well toodallo." Closing the door behind me it was about 5 from the suns postion. I started my walk back to my marefriends house. That doesn't just roll off the tounge.

----- 30 minutes of a smokless walk.

Opening the wooden door slowly. "Redheart ya home?" No answer, but a lone candle light coming from the kitchen. Walking slowly with my magnum drawn I shut the door behind me. "I'm home." Trying to sound like I had no idea what may happen, I kept my path of traval. I jumped around the corner only to dee Redgeart nicly dressed at a made table with pasta sitting on each plate.

"Whats that in your hands?" Redheart cocked her head some.

"This?" Holding up the silver gun. "Its nothing." Sheepishly smilling I put the gun in the back of my pants sitting down to the lovely dinner. "This looks nice, but you didn't have to dress up."

"Well it is our first date." She was slightly blushing.

"But you showing me up." Gestering to my dirty torn clothes. "Plus I never knew a pony would look sexy in a black dress." Flirting with her only made the fearce blush grow.

"U-Umm what do you want to talk about?"

The rest of dinner was spent talking and eating. I talked about how it was on earth, she talked about what its like in Ponyville. She wanted to know how I died so I told her, and was she suprized.

"Any last words? Na do what you gota do. And thats when I closed my eyes, heard the gun shot and talked to God."

"Wow." Her eyes were wide and she had her mouth wide open.

"Well its getting kind of late." Grabbing the dishes off the table and putting them in clean silver sink. "Do I get the couch?" I had my back to her but I could hear her soft steps on the tile floor.

"You don't have to." She wrapped her fore hoofs around my waste making me having compensate for her wight which was very llittle. "We can use my bed." Nuzzling my neck softly.

"Your not in heat are you?" She let go and stepped back. "I-I didn't mean it like that! I just know how that can, change the way ya think." She had the look of disapoint ment.

"What if I am? Would you still want to share the same bed?" She had me mentaly cornered.

"I just don't want any thing to happen to us." She held the same looking only pulling out the puppy eyes.

"I'll take that as a no." She hung her head walking away very slowly.

"Damn it. Yes but no sex ok?" She turned around with joy. Sighing I followed her up stairs. There was a hallway with three doors, two on the left and one on the right. Just so happen she entered the one on the right. Following her into the master bedroom, and it ment its name. Only a bed and a wordrob took up a small part of the room. I walked over to the bed removing my magnum looking into the cilinder. Two empty spots one shell and three rounds. Removing the shel I put three new rounds and flipped it shut. Sitting on the bed I took off my boots and used them as my holster and removed my shirt coveringthe dusty boots. Looking beside of me Redheart was all ready under the covers, patting the bed wanting me to join her. Removing the rounds out of my pockets I climbed under the covers looking her dead in the eyes.

"Casey could you get the candle?" Not even fighting I blew out the candle on the wall leaving only darkness. "Night." Redheart rolled, facing away from me.

"Night." I closed my eyes only to feel the bed move. I could feel her soft fur on my chest. Rolling on my back looking to the ciling thinking about what has happened to me so far.

"I'm kind of cold." Looking over I could see them damn puppy eyes. All I could do was smile as she moved closer putting her head on my chest. It didn't take long for her to pass out. I could feel her breaths and I would not trade this for anything. Rapping my arm around her making her move closer I was soon asleep with her.