Psycho in a new world

God I hate hospitals, there not the worst place but not the best.

'Beep, beep, beep' The steady beeping is driving me fucking nuts. Just beep, beep, fucking beep.

"Is he going to be alright?" That must be Fuse, he kinda gots a fancy talk mixed with country. Its really wird if you ask me.

"I don't know..." This mare was trying to hold back tears, wait is that Redheart?

"I'm so sorry I didn't know it would go off so soon."

"Shit happens buddy. Don't fret over the little things." God I sound like shit.

"CASEY! Are you OK?!" I didn't even have my eyes open, but I could tell Redheart was in tears.

"I'm fine hun, trust me that's nothing compared to being stabbed by half of a hedge trimmer." Yes I have been stabbed by that wird weapon.

"Look I'm sorry. I thought you would have more time to throw it. Can you forgive me?" Eyes still closed I could hear the sinseraty in his voice.

"Let by gones be by gones." Opening my eyes I was met with a pink bun. Hugging her tightly I could feel a warm trail on my left shoulder. "Told ya I'm tough Redheart." She could only giggle at my comment.

"Thank you Casey. Being half zebra doesn't really help me out but I'm glad we are friends." Still having the pink bun in my view I could only chuckle at him.

"Shit. I need to get ready for a job." Easing Redheart off of me was the fun part now I get to fight my real enemy, the release forms.

"You was just blown ten feet on to your back! And all you can think of is work!?" I just did what no man should do, piss off there woman.

"Some ones gota pay for nights out some times." Working my feet to the cold floor sucked. Redheart had her jaw wide open while Mr Fuse looked at me like I was stupid or something. "Plus I need to pick up a suit. Love you.... or is that to soon?" Looking into her blue eyes.

"Not at all." She kissed me on my cheek. "And I will take care of your paper work."

"So your not gona bit..... never mind love ya." Picking up my boots I ran right into the white hall, making my way into the dim day.

------ Big white building.

Knocking on the door I worked on my muddy boots.

"HI!" The same squeaky voice, that only of a child.

"Well you must be Sweetie Bell." Her light pink and purple mane bounced. "Is my order ready?" Same responce.

"Here you are darling." A black box hit my face. "I must insest no charge."

"Do you have something against me or something?" Rarity on shot me a dirty look.

"Your a slob, and I hate to to volger but that is all I have to say." Slamming the door in my face again, chuckling that there is some pony that hates me.

"Well howdy do. And to think every thing is rainbows and cupcakes." Turning on my heel I was more than happy to start my walk back to Redhearts place. It kind of sucks that I have to be dead wight at the moment but I'm going to make up for it.

"Dude! Are you OK?!" Turning I saw my only employer.

"Yea I feel healthy as a ox. So when do I need to be where?"

"Are you sure?" She lifted her glasses to get a better look at me. "What ever they got you on Must be working!" Looking down I didn't even see that I had bandages wrapping my chest and stomach up.

"Holy shit! Thats not my main problem right now!"

"Its not?" Tilting her head at my strong words.

"Where the hell is my guns?! Redheart must got them." Putting the box under my arm, I turned around to hurry to the house only to be stoped by my self. "Where and what time?"

"Suger Cube Corner in like a hour." Putting her shades back down I turned my back once again.

"Will do!" I was in a full out run to get home and get ready for my first job in this pony filled world.

---------Redhearts after five minutes of running.

"God..... (Deep breath) I need.... (Deep wheeze) to stop...... (Lung removel) SMOKING!" After my short coughing fit I worked my way to the bag on the couch. "Gun..... Gun........ GUN!" Grabbing the all black remington 12 guage I filled the chamber with the red shells full of buck shot. Taking off my wet/burnt pants I pulled open the box just to have the door open behind me.

"Rarity said....." Turning I saw a blushing Sweetie Bell with a-a...... HAT!

"Thank you, Raridy!" I ripped the black cowboy hat off of the little mare and placed it on my head to have it fit like a glove. Leaving the little one in the door I put on the custom suit only to be met with a dark purple tie with my back tattoo in white in  the middle of it. "Nice." Smiling and nodding I finished up dressing and ajusting EVERYTHING, turning to the still blushing child. "You may go young'n." Snapping back to reality the little one ran stright out the door. Grabbing my shot gun and a pack of cigars with a lighter, I soon followed suit.

Slamming the door behind me, looking to the sun to see what time it is. "Fuck. Only got ten minutes to get there. Luckly I only need four." Smiling I made a slow pace to my work place. This hat felt so natral, well only due to I wore a base ball cap it was nice. The sun was no problem with the hat and it even held back my hair! I think I look like a stright badass.

"Casey I heard about what happend about that freak blowing you up!" Looking to my left a gray stallion was talking to me.

"He aint a freak." How am I so calm?

"Yea he is. Half earth pony half zebra! That has freak all over it."

"You a back stabber ain't ya? Cause if him haven two breeds in him spells freak to you than what am I? Eh."

"Uh.." He only looked to the ground.

"Yep! Now get out of here." He hung his head in shame and walked away from me. "Good."

"HEY! GET OFF!" Looking to the ginger bread house, watching Vinyl fight off some drunk stallion.

"HEY! Get off the lady." Throwing the shot gun on my back I grabbed the stallion by the tail and ripped him out of the open door.

"H-HEY! no une was *hick* talken to ya." He pointed a hoof at me only to lose balance and stumbling a little.

"I'm going to ask you to leave sir." Standing stright, fixing my tie.

"NO po *hick* ony talls me wut ta do!"

"Please leave."

"NO!"

"Sir."

"NOT wi *hick* out da lady!" Vinyl only looked at me with her red eyes showing.

"Yes ma'am." Pumping the shot gun I aimmed it to the drunk stallion. "Three."

"NO!"

"Two....."

"NOT WITH."

"One...."

"HER!"

"Bingo." I shot next to his hoofs, sobbering him up real fast.

"OK! OK! I'M GONE!" He ran with his tail between his legs.

"You ok?" Vinyl was in shock from the load noise. Now that I'm listening the music stoped also. Turning to the door every pony inside was looking at me with wide eyes. I fixed my hat while pushing Vinyl back into her own party. Every pony just seemed to push what just happend to the side and kept parting.Pulling a chair up next to the door was the best idea ever. Nothing really seemed to happen after that, maybe a opps here and there but thats all. What threw me for a loop was that the elements was here getting there drink on. Fluttershy and Twilight stayed by there selfs while Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, and Applejack was doing a drinking contest. Lastly Rarity was the only fancy one besides me, but she was talking with others with no problem. There was a couple of slow songs but other than that the rest was like dubstep. Flashing colorful lights, fog, and the floor shaking was the only cool thing here. I did have one problem but it was only cause Pinkie wouldn't stop talking to me.

"Casey?" Looking all a round I didn't see one pony trying to talk to me.

"Casey!"

"Whos there?"

'Its me Celestia.'

'I'm working, wait how can you talk mentally from so far away?'

'Can't tell ya its *hick* a secrut.'

'Ya gota be kiding me.' Face palming at this mental talk.

'NOPE! *hick*'

'What do you need?'

'You.'

'......'

'Casey?'

'No, I have to go.' Standing up I put a new shell in my weapon "Shit just got real." Walking to the door I watched four pegasi land in dark armor. The biggest one waved me to come over. Looking back to the crowd nothing was happening but a party.Walking out the door the pegasus stood stright.

"Are you the one known as Casey?" The short black bat looking pony asked.

"Yes. Why do you ask?"

"Princess Luna would like to have a few words with you." His voice was firm and strong.

"Bout what?"

"Classified info sir."

"I see. Well I'm working at the moment....." Cutting me off.

"It needs to be now."

"Fine. How do I get there?"

"Thy is here." This voice was loud but guns made it quite.

"Ok? What do you need princess?" A dark alicorn landed in front of me with a free flowing mane of the night sky, just like her tail. Her dark blue fur looked nice in the moon light.

"How does The make thy money here?"

"Bouncer."

"What is this bouncer you speak of?"

"If a pony is making trouble, It becomes my trouble."

"I see. But Thy is hear on military bases only." She never stoped shouting.

"Alright, shot."

"Shot what?"

I face palmed. "What is it bout?"

"You are a elite luner guard and will be sent apon when needed."

"K."

"No questions?" She cocked her head.

"Nope. Now if you parden me." Yelling came from the laser building. Walking to the door I broke the fall for a drunk Rainbow Dash that was asleep on my chest. Rolling her off of me I dusted the dirt off and walked in to see a crowd of ponys lifting Applejack into the air.

"SHE BEAT RAINBOW DASH!" Caring less I sat back down pushing my hat down I was soon asleep.

"Hey. Casey wake up." Opening my eyes I was met with darkness.

"Yea?"

"Get up partys over." Lifting my hat I saw Vinyl only a few inches away from my face.

"Great." Standing up streching I pulled out a cigar and lit it. "So any other problems happen?"

"Nope, heres your cut." She threw a brown sack in blut dust at me. Holding it ws kind of heavy.

"Thanks. But Redheart is probly home and I don't want to keep her waiting." Nodding to each other I walked out into the early morning. No ponys was out to say hi, or are you ok. Only me and knowing I'm on a leash by a princess. Fuck....

--------Redheart's place.

Opening the door I slung the black gun on the couch while shuffling my way up stairs. Getting to the bedroom door a sleeping Redheart was in the bed. Smiling to my self I walked back down stairs and flopped on the couch, kicking my things into the floor. Not caring about taking off my clothes I was soon back into the sleeping realm.