The Amusing Misadventures of British Teens

NOTE: This isn't actually a chapter, just in case you thought it was. This is just a way for me to get a couple of ideas and important notices across.

Heyho everyone! Welcome one and all to British Brony's first ever INTERLUDE CHAPTER! Now you may be sitting their thinking,"Whoa, whoa British, slow down. What's an interlude chapter?"

Well, if you are indeed asking this then I suggest that you just stop reading this story, I'm about to start using big boy words.

Now then, I shall probably do these little interlude chapters when my ideas for this story start spilling over into my other pony related thought patterns. I mean, do you have any idea what it's like to be me when I'm storying? Let me give you a hint, imagine, if you will, one big fucking universe, wherein I'm trying to create a cross-over of about 20 individual T.V. programmes, books or other fanfics with conflicting plots, storylines, characters and personalities. Then, try spending an unhealthy amount of time trying to get all to work together.

That is the hell of just ONE part of my mind. Quite honestly, I'm suprised that I haven't yet gone insane....oh, wait.

Moving swiftly on, I believe that I ought to give a proper reason as to why chapter 3 was released over 2 weeks too late. One of the reasons is actually related to the paragraph above. Have you ever tried to write about one thing whilst having ideas for about six others floating around your head? It makes it fucking difficult to concentrate. Another reason, I procrastinate. A lot. Seriously, I have procrastinated my own free time by staying behind at school and doing coursework. That is the level of procrastination I'm at.

I suppose that the biggest fault is that I was the fucking genius that thought writing a story with weekly updates during his GCSE year would be a good idea.

Anyway, I will try to stick to my weekly update schedule. But I can't promise that I'll keep to it successfully.

Right, enough of all these whiney ass excuses. Time to get on to the other stuff.

I already wrote something about this in the comment section but from the utter lack of response, from anyone, I shall write it here so that you have to acknowledge it and so that future readers can also keep 'in the know'. I am handing some aspects of the story over to you lot! The readers! Seeing as this would be a pretty shitty story if I didn't include some sort of character/relationship development. So I am letting you lot how you want relationships between other characters to go. Do you want Lee and Cadance to become Poker buddies? Do you want Joel and Applejack to exchange scathing and bitter insults and remarks? Or do you want Connor and Discord to hold a trolling competition?

Also, after giving much thought, I will try and get some romantic relationships going. But ONLY if enough of you readers demand it. I have absolutely no idea how good I am at writing romance, and quite frankly, I don't really want to find out. But then again, I'm not in control of this any more, you have complete and utter control over how certain relationships go. Word of warning though, if I do get enough requests to romance then NO homosexual relationships. Connor, Matty, Tom, Lee and Joel would quite literally beat the absolute shit out of me. Also, Connor has already had words with me about who he wants to get romanced with, should I ever start to write romance.

Lastly, as we get near the end of season three I will have to take control of the relationships again. I have already planned out a different story branch for each of our loveable teens, and certain story lines require certain relationships. But other than that. COMPLETE CONTROL!

Oh sweet dear lord. What fresh hell have I introduced upon myself?

Oh yes, one last thing. This story is on hold until the beginning of my Christmas holidays, exams and coursework mean that I'm having trouble keeping on top of everything. After that I should be regularly updating again until about May-June time when my actual GCSE's begin. But once they're out of the way, whoo boy! I'm going to have all the spare time I need to finish this damn story.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that I was going to include something else here, but I've forgotten. So, for the love of whatever you hold dear, if you have an idea or a question FUCKING POST IT! I quite literally wait with bated breath for someone to comment on something they like about the story or want to change.

Until next time then,

Tatty bye!