Whack your Assistant!

by TittySparkles

bleach test

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Time slowly reset and Twilight watched Spike’s torment play backwards. Part of her was happy that she was making interesting discoveries on death, yet the other part of her was sad she was secretly taking out her frustrations on her loyal friend.

“Don’t feel bad, Twilight. He doesn’t remember anything and after you’re done, you’ll wipe your own mind and be done with this,” Twilight said to herself as she thought up the next way to kill him.

The spell ended and Twilight conjured up her next item.

“Wha, my head hurts. A-anyway what do you need from me, Twilight?” Spike asked as he noticed a large white, blank container floating beside his friends head.

“Here, drink this,” Twilight ordered as she pushed the container to him and popped off the child proof lid, considering she knew he couldn’t do it himself. “Also hold your nose before you do that so the odd taste doesn’t get to you.”

Spike looked at the bottle still feeling a bit dazed from something he wasn’t sure off. Doing as he was asked, Spike put the bottle to his lips and took a large gulp before he flew the bottle down and started to cough wildly.

“T-twilight… what did you… just give me!?” Spike said as he hacked and coughed, doing his best to get rid of the taste in his mouth.

“Interesting. A dragon’s stomach can break down diamonds and gems but the poisonous effects of bleach can do damage,” Twilight said as she picked up the bottle with magic, making sure none of the bleach would spill out onto the floor.

Pushing the bottle forward, Twilight forced Spike’s mouth open and put the tip of it inside of Spike’s mouth and fed him the liquid. The young dragon squirmed and moaned for release as he felt his insides started to regret the abusive compound of liquid. Though the bleach couldn’t eat away at his system alone, the bleach did combine with his strong stomach acid and quickly started to eat away at his stomach lining. As a small part ruptured inside of him, Spike’s internal organs got bathed in super strong liquid and quickly ate away at it. Though Twilight couldn’t see the effects on his insides, she knew he was in a serious amount of pain.

Noticing the bottle was empty, yet Spike was starting to throw up into it, Twilight pulled it away and let it fall to the floor before he saw his mouth letting white fumes exit it.

“Twi…ht h….ppp,” Spike begged for help as the acid started to come up his throat and spill out onto the floor in a mix of dark liquid and blood.

“Ugh, what a foul smell that is,” Twilight remarked as the fumes coming from his bodily liquids made her extremely nauseous and woozy. “I need a gas mask,”

Just before the liquid started to eat away at Spike’s eyes, he watched Twilight conjure up a gas mask and pull it over her face. Just before he fully died, he felt his intestines get eaten away before it all came out as chunky liquid out of his ass.

“Ughhhh, what a horrible way to die,” Twilight said softly as her voice echoed in the mask.

Eventually his body stopped expunging liquid and slowly started to eat away at the scales on his body. As she watched the event unfold she quickly grabbed her note and started to scribble stuff down.

Death experiment number 4. Bleach test (or commonly known as the number one way for suicidal ponies to off themselves) Victim suffered a rather painful death in where the liquid seemed to combine with his strong stomach acid and slowly eat away at his insides…

Twilight stopped as she noticed at the corner of her eyes that the floor was starting to decay and his body was sinking into the earth. The once dark black liquid that came from his body started to turn into a bubbly green mixture and his scales started to rapidly melt away.

“Fascinating, it only seems to get more potent and strong when exposed to air,” Twilight said as she scribbled those thoughts onto her note. "I wonder how his body will react when I reverse everything."

Death came to the victim in under a minute but it was no doubt the longest minute of his short life. As I write this note, his body is no longer visible and the dark green liquid has eaten a large hole into the earth. No doubt it will continue to eat away until it reaches the core of the planet or it simply withers away into nothing.

Putting the note down, Twilight grabbed another scroll and noticed a sparkly red ruby show from under it. As she looked at it, she knew it would eventually find its way to Spike and he would finally rest like nothing ever happened.

“Bear with me, Spike this will be over before you know it,” Twilight said to herself as she held her breath and discarded the mask before hitting the spell. “Time reset!”

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