Whack your Assistant!

Twilight once again watched time undo itself. The hole started to reform itself and Spike’s body slowly turned from a puddle, to a bloody mess, and then back to his regular old self. Though he kept returning to normal, Twilight wasn’t sure to why his body seemed to remember parts of the testing. She started to think on why his body was doing what it was, but stopped her thought process when the spell ended.

“Oh man, why does my stomach feel so upset?” Spike said as he let out a belch and the smell of bleach seemed to linger in the air.

“You’re fine… I think,” Twilight said, noticing her assistant was looking more and more ill after each test. “Don’t worry, I’ll make this next one fast so you don’t suffer as much,”

“What are you–“

Before Spike could finish his words, Twilight’s horned flared up and a large spike of earth shoot up from the floorboards and impaled Spike through his ass. It easily tore through his body before coming out of his mouth and causing Twilight’s eye to twitch slightly.  For a second he let out a scream of pain, but the sound of bones breaking and skin tearing seemed to drown it out. Though Spike felt a shear amount of pain as his unprotected sphincter got violated suddenly, he died as the spike hit his heart and punctured it.

“Thought as much,” Twilight said as she got up and circled around his body and looked at the point of entry. “With no scales protecting your rear, the sudden anal impalement easily cut through you. From the point of entry it most likely tore through your intestines, ripped through your fire breathing gland, shredded your stomach causing the acid inside to seep through your body, hit a lung, and then finally hit your heart. Even if it missed your heart, I predict you would have died not long after. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I stuck something inside your butt and slowly expanded it… that will be a different test though.”

Grabbing her notes and pen, Twilight began to scribble stuff down.

Death experiment number 5. Anal impalement. Death was quick and instantaneous thanks to the spike puncturing his heart. No doubt that this will most likely be the only sexual thing he’ll ever feel…

Twilight stopped herself and gave her head a shake, wondering where that little insult came from. Steadying her weakening mind, she crossed out the sentence and started a new one.

No doubt that the victim would have died a few seconds after his fire gland and stomach were punctured. The combined effects of the two, along with bleach, have the ability to even eat through dragon scales. This finding will no doubt be a useful weapon should Equestria ever fall to war.

Twilight stopped writing as she heard a sizzling sound play out. Looking towards the sound, she noticed his inner fluids starting to pour out of his ass and onto the floor below. Though disgusted, Twilight made a mental note that the acid ate into the floor much slower without the aid of bleach. Looking away Twilight scribbled down the extra info before she grabbed another scroll and got ready to reverse time.

“I am going to have such a hard time sleeping with all these mental images plaguing my mind. Maybe I should ask Luna if there is a way to suppress dreams for a short while. Should make sure to send her a letter later on. Time reset!”