The Human That Was a Pony

Cal woke up later that day exhausted from the events of that day. He had no idea that meeting a few of Twilights friends would be so exhausting. Even though he only met a few of them he didn’t want to get up. He finally just got up at around 6:00 p.m. He went to the bathroom where he remembered Twilight had pointed out the bath for him to use. He was going to relax with this bath for the most of it. His apartment back home didn’t have a bath only a shower. When he was done he went to get dressed and realized they were cleaner than he last checked. He shrugged it off and went to the kitchen and noticed a not on the table.

“Dear Cal, I don’t suspect that you care about you clothes but I cleaned them up for you. I am doing my studies on some of the samples I took from you. It has also came to my mind that you don’t know your where Hoof to the Beat is located so I have took the liberty of giving you directions. It’s three blocks down as soon as you leave the house, then you take a right for two blocks. You should see a big sign of the club, if by chance you don’t find it just listen for the music. Vinyl tends to have the music quite loudly.”

He smiles at the letter appreciating that she took the time of doing all that. He quickly makes a last check on everything and leaves for the club. On his way there h thinks to himself of what the party will be like. Sure he’s been to many clubs before but this one is in an alternate dimension. He was thinking how they would dance in this world considering they were ponies. Before he could even finish that thought he collided with a pegasus flying unusually low. “Oh I’m sorry I didn’t see you there” She says.

“No it’s ok it’s my fault for not paying attention” Cal says to the pegasus

“Well my names Derpy Hooves” She says looking at him not awestruck or even phased at his appearance.

“Cal, you’re the first pony that didn’t get awestruck by me” He says to the pony

“What’s so aweing about you?” She says looking back at him. He notices that her eyes are a little wonky and don’t face one direction.

“Nothing really it’s just that I’m from another dimension and they don’t see my kind often” He says surprised she isn’t the least bit surprised at the sight of him was actually surprising him.

“Well I’m sorry again by now” She says flying off

Cal soon shrugs this off and continues to the club. When he finally arrives at the club enters the club he sees a fair number of ponies already ordering drinks, “I sure hope I can control myself” he thinks as he stares at the glasses of alcohol, “Ok just focus I’m here to listens to Vinyl’s show nothing more nothing less” he pries his eyes off of the alcohol to go back stage. He reaches the stairs seeing a huge muscular pony guarding the  only way up, “Hey the names Cal, I may or may not be on the list” thinking back when Vinyl said she might be able to get him back stage. The big brute of a pony checks his list and sees his name there. He grunts at him letting him through “Thanks” he says walking in through. He goes behind the curtain and looks around to find Vinyl. He sees her lost in her thoughts. He sneaks up right behind her and taps her shoulder. He ducks down as she looks his way. She is surprised that no one was there and then he taps the ground making a noise. She looks down sees him making her jump back, “oh man I got you good.” he says laughing hysterically.

“That’s not funny?!” Vinyl says on instinct.

“No your right it’s not funny,” he says regaining his composure, “it’s fucking hilarious.” He says laughing himself onto the ground once again.

“Ya, ya laugh it up” she says angry that he was laughing at it so much.

“Ok I’m done; I’m done so thanks for getting me back stage. Even though we just met for like a few minutes” he says somewhat curious of why she let him do that. He earns a surprising blush from the mare that stand before him.

She’s about to say when she remembers a questions she wanted to ask, “Hey you think I can listen to your music if you have it?” she seems to want to listen to it desperately. He checks his pockets and grabs his phone and flips through it to get his music set up. He grabs some ear buds that he has also and plugs it in and puts them in her ears. He hits play and instantly she’s in the music’s trance. It’s was dubstep that much she was sure of. But there was something about the way it played out it was like nothing she had ever heard before. That was when she heard him singing. It was glitchy like she usually heard lyrics do in dubstep but it was clear even for other kinds of music. It played out for awhile and then it picked up by the bass dropping. Then the music cleared.

“That… that was amazing!” she said in amazement of what she heard.

“Well thanks, now only if I could get a legitimate music career in it. But I just can’t control myself around alcohol” he says with a depressed sigh. Vinyl seems to notice this and is about to comfort him but is called to the stage before she can. She reluctantly and goes onto the stage.

“Hello everypony how are you doing tonight!?” she says into the mic as she gets on stage. She is answered with a roar of screaming ponies. “Then let’s get this party started!” she yells putting on the music. She put on a recorded song and snuck back behind the curtains. She goes back to where Cal was surprised to see him uplifted that the music started. She could almost see the gears grinding in his head making lyrics for her song. He say her approach her and he stopped doing what he was doing and turned to face her, “Well you got over that easily”

“Well music tends to help with that,” he says looking at her with surprised eyes that she was here and not at the stage, “especially if it deserves good lyrics.”

“Ya I can see that” she says amazed at the fact he could put lyrics to a song so quickly especially it being dubstep and all, “So ya I came back to see how you were now that I know I will come back after I’m finished”

“Ok” he says as she walks of. When she arrived back at the  stage she put her glasses back on and got back into the music but she had a naggings sense to know what Cal was thinking for the song. The beat soon ended and she changed the song in an instant. The crowd had to time to complain that the music stopped and everything went back to normal. The night soon ended and many of the ponies that had gathered had left for the night.

“Have a great night everyone and see you later” she said going behind the curtain to meet with Cal. She didn’t see him where he last was last and she thought he left. She then is hears a noise behind her. She then turns around as fast as she could and sees Cal about to scare her half to death, “ha I got you” she says smiling with pride, “I thought you would have left by now?”

“Are you kidding and not give that music some good lyrics,” they share a laugh “besides I thought you might want to hear the lyrics”

“Dang right I do!” she says waiting to hear them.

“Well ok but I will have to write them down first” he hears a sigh of disappointment from the mare, “hey don’t be that way it won’t take that long”

She seems to cheer up after hearing that. They then talk a little bit discussing music but also about each other. They then realize that it’s past midnight and decided that they should be on their way home. “So how was our date?” Cal says Vinyl surprised at what he just asked. Her jaw drops, “haha you should see the look on your face, I was just joking” he said laughing.

“Ya hehe” she says clearly disappointed at what he said. He took notice to this

“Hey I’m sorry I didn’t mean it like that” she still seems disappointed but a little less than before

“Thanks” She said will a disappointed look still on her face.

“Hey will always be friends even when I go back to my dimension” He says in a cheery mood  to get a smile on her face.

“No… no it’s ok” she says forcing a smile on her face. Then something clicks in her head, “No… no it’s not ok I don’t want you to go back to you dimension,” she says her voice rising and Cal looking at her with surprise, “I like you and not like you I like you like you!” She says practically yelling and starting to get tears in her eyes, “I can’t explain it, I fell in love with you at first sight, I’m mean you were different and I have had so much bad luck it stallions when I met you, you were just somepony I could love that’s why I checked up on you during the club!” she almost yelled it. Cal just stood there bewildered at what he was just told. He never knew love with anyone not even his parents. They had so much hatred towards him. He never knew the reason why so he never did question. He was kicked out before he could even get a job. So now for a pony from another dimension that he only knew for a day was telling him this. He thought about it for a long time what was a few seconds felt like years. He thought about it and just thought and it hit him he had never felt the way he had when he was with her and he wondered if it was love that he felt towards her.

He decided that it was there was no other explanation, “I… I think I love you to” he says. They stare into each other’s eyes for the longest of time studying each other’s souls the entire time. They then slowly inch the mouths closer to each other and share a passionate and romantic kiss when they finally break from each other’s lips he say, “Well I think I’m staying in this world a bit longer than I expected” They chuckle at the comment.

“Damn straight you will,” She says smiling at him “now will you walk me home or do I have to trust that I can make it to my house safe and sound?” she asks giving him flirtatious eyes blinking them rapidly.

“And trust every other pony that they won’t kidnap you? No you’re being carried by me to your home” she looks at him like he’s crazy for event thinking of it. Then he bends down and picks her up with both hands earning a giggle from the mare. She was light, a lot lighter then he thought she would weigh, “Now where am I taking my marefriend that I just picked up in one day?”

“To my house and then you can go home” she says quite sternly. She leads him to her house and encounter no intrusions on the way. When they arrive he sets her down, “So ya thanks for the lift quite literally to” The laugh.

“You’re welcome for the ride, so anyways I had a great time tonight.”

“I did to” she leans upward waiting for a passionate kiss. Cal then leans down to give her the kiss she wants this kiss was more passionate and more intense than the one back at the club. When they broke Cal decided to leave. On his way back to the Library he had a more of a giddy in his step. He had finally found love, sure it was love for a pony in an alternate dimension,  but it was love no the less. He arrived home and just lumped on the couch and slept dreaming of the night that had happened and it was all good dreams.