My name is Alan Barker. I'm an 18 year old High School student at Bendigo Senior Secondary College, Bendigo, Victoria. I have very few friends; and the few I do have seem obsessed with this series called My Little Pony. I don't share that obsession, but fortunately, it's the only thing I don't have in common with them.

So after a heated argument with them, I decided to go home and just give the show a chance. That was the plan. Before I know it, I'm sucked through the bathroom mirror in my house and falling to a watery grave. This story is somewhat cliched in the sense that I go from critic to Brony. But I'll tell you this; If they got through to me, they'll get through to you too.

Let's begin...