Chapters Game Theory: A Game Hopping Rainbow Dash
BEFORE YOU READ! Hola! Me llamo BronyBrutality. Sorry, just making sure to cover all languages. I am BronyBrutality. I love to play video games and I am, a Brony. (WHHHHAAAATT??!!) I plan to focus on one game per chapter and you guys can suggest ones that you would really like to see. Now enough of me, lets get to the story!
"Just add one more pony hair... and ta-da! The greatest invention other than underwear, by yours truly, Twilight Sparkle!"
(7 Hours later) *Crash!* Rainbow sped through the window causing her to get a couple bloody scrapes. Rainbow Dash made sure she cleared the clouds as early as possible today, since her spy, Agent Pie told her that apparently, Twilight had made, "The best invention other than underwear!" Ever since the double rainbow she did one time, which by the way, was AWESOME, she waited and waited until Twilight had one more of her crazy, time traveling experiments. She did admit, that city she got transported to was not that bad, and so weren't those kids. Ever since she wanted to go back and challenge them to a high speed race, just to show that no one was faster that Rainbow Dash.
Anyway, the crash woke up all of Ponyville, literally. She had to do a Sonic Rainboom since she knew Twilight made sleep force fields. Spike ran upstairs, thinking it was his fair maiden Rarity, who needed his help to stop the beast that had clobbered her. Instead, he ran into Rainbow Crash, rubbing her head.
The experience was like none other. No doubt Rainbow was getting warped, but it wasn't like the other time, when she went so fast the portal opened. To put it in Twilight's terms, she dematerialized into tiny atoms and transported through tiny nuclear explosions. In Rainbow's terms, she blew up, and was blown to another world by tiny explosions. When she landed there was no grass, only bricks. Some odd question marked bricks, and more refined bricks, and bricks on top of bricks. And to top it all off, a chubby Italian with well, lets just call it a hand of fire. She suddenly stood up, and her instincts said to immediately scan her surroundings and find out more around the place. And the only one person to talk to was the Italian. "Hello, Mr... Italian Guy. Where am I?" Rainbow asked.
Rainbow sort-of admired Mario, doing crazy feats to save the women he loved. He danced gracefully passed all the obstacles, jumping at the perfect time to not get hit by a fireball. He told her about his brother, Luigi, who was in is new Mansion. He said he was going to visit soon, since that would be the brotherly thing to do. They arrived at a shiny pair of doors. "Rainbow Dash, be prepared for the fight of your life."
The plumber sadly mistaken his pegasus partner as weak. She easily broke the sound barrier and knocked Bowser, his life long enemy into a pit of lava. But then he felt like he was going to explode. He saw a toad come out of the cage.
Game Theory: A Game Hopping Rainbow Dash
Legend of Rainbow: Ocarina of Time
She awoke with a strange fairy-boy in front of her face. "A strange rainbow pegasus... is she the one? She does seem like the one.." a voice said disappointedly.
"Hey hey hey, no one informed me that I was, THE one."
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"So you are telling me, THE Rainbow Dash, that I am the one horse who is destined to fight side by side with you, a Kokiri elf-boy, against a dark lord named Ganon?" Rainbow summed up.
"Basically. By the way, my name is Link. I presume that your name is... Rainbow Dash."
"What? You have a problem with my name?" Rainbow said, giving Link a death stare.
"Well, I was sort of expecting a strong, buff stallion who shows no fear... not a rainbow pegasus that has a kind and gentle heart, which shows mercy to evil." Link explained.
"He is just making the same mistake Mario did. He will see that you are NOT weak." Rainbow thought.
"Well, lets not just sit here, lets go and defeat the evil Ganon!" Rainbow exclaimed.
The duo trekked through the woods, searching for the castle. Whoever made these universes, they need to make new ideas, Rainbow thought. At first, the doing crazy stuff for love was heartwarming, now it is turning cliche. They finally reached the castle/dungeon. They easily breezed by, making it to the princess. "Link!" shouted Zelda, the princess of Hryule.
"Zelda, I was so worried." Link sobbed.
"I thought I would stay here forever. Come on, lets leave this creepy place." Zelda urged.
It was too late. Ganon had already heard that Zelda escaped his chains, and was now with his arch-enemy, Link. Only this time, he traveled with a... pony. Ganon nearly exploded of laughter when he saw Rainbow Dash.
By this point, Rainbow was going to kill everything. But now, she had a target to chase after. She quickly sped towards Ganon, who was still laughing. She made a tornado, which hurled him into the air. She reversed the tornado when they were high enough, so she started to beat him with her own two hooves. Unleashing her rage, she made the game more than just E10+. She furiously pounded away at a bloody face, which was now unrecognizable. She looked at Link, with the same expression of rage. Her body said to attack, but more importantly, her mind said to remember. You have proven yourself Rainbow, now cool down. She plopped to the floor, and the couple inched forward. She had to get the lesson ut to Link quick, the was about to teleport.
"Hey elf-boy," Rainbow croaked.
"Yes?" Link replied.
"Now I am going to sound like a hypocrite, but don't judge a book by its cover" Rainbow managed to get out.
"You are wish Rainbow Dash. I hope to see you later in my life." Link had a tear in his eye.
For a person who just called a brutal rainbow pony weak, he sure was a softy.
Rainbow then teleported.
Game Theory: A Game Hopping Rainbow Dash
Castlevania 2: Rainbow's Quest
POW! She fell into a bleak and dull town with barely any other colors than black and gray.
"Uh, I do?" squeaked Rainbow.
"What do we call thy pony with wings?" the voice called again.
"Call me Rainbow Dash, and who are you?"
"I am Simon, vampire hunter. As you can see, my world is incredibly boring and has NO color. I wish there was somone who can inspire the town artists to make the towns works of art rather than murals of death. Honestly, I have defeated prettier monsters that the colors of these towns!"
"Sir Simon, I believe I can help you there."
"You see, I am not a normal pegasus pony. I am the, Rainbow Dash, the best flyer in all of Equestria, and now, the Mushroom Kingdom!" Rainbow boasted.
"That title does sound like it can hold its own. Go ahead Rainbow Dash. Rid my world of the evil color scheme!" Simon cheered. Rainbow barely heard the last part since she was already starting to pick up speed for the Rainboom.
Rainbow had learned to manipulate speeds of which she remembered. This seems a little advanced in brain power for Rainbow Dash, but she had the flyer's brain. Go fast and don't stop. She remembered what it felt like when she did the double rainboom and sure enough, she let loose a double rainboom. She also learned how to manipulate the direction the rainboom went in, so when made it go up so it did not destroy the town. Simon was successful getting all the artists out, and soon enough, they say what art was capable of.
They all quickly sprinted to work, letting loose a barrage of colors, varying different shades. They wanted to be the first who had supposedly, "discovered" these colors. Simon looked down at Rainbow Dash.
