Attack of the Evil Lobster Men
Attack of the Evil Lobster Men
On a sunny day billions of Zoidbergs had came out of a wormhole in the sea off the coast of New York, the vast hordes swam towards land to begin their attack. Humans going about their business had no idea what horrors await them at the claws of the Lobster Men.
Once they were near land, the Lobster Men jumped out from the sea into the streets of New York. They threw potions at Humans, soaking the Humans with the foul smelling liquid, that smelled of garbage, which turned them into Lobster Men within seconds. The new Lobster Men turned on the Humans. The former Humans were known as Newbergs.
"Join the Lobster Men! We have the biggest penises in the entire multiverse!" shouted the newly converted Newbergs.
"Want to have sex? Why not become a Zoidberg!" shouted another Newberg.
The Newbergs used their claws as scissors to kill and cannibalize some Humans, for whatever reason were immune to the Conversion Berg Potion. The Humans that were being eaten alive screamed in pain and denial.
The hordes of drooling Lobster Men and naked Newbergs waving their massive penises poured into the streets making whooping sounds and spreading panic.
"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!" shouted the Lobster Men as they charged at the Humans.
The military were quick to arrive, they set up key defensive positions in areas the Zoidbergs had not yet attacked and evacuated whom they could away from the city.
The Zoidbergs and Newbergs charged fearlessly into machine guns at choke points without fear for their lives at all, already overwhelming some soldiers that tried desperately to hold back the Lobster Men horde.
A red sphere appeared next to the Statue of Liberty, quickly vaporizing the statue and every Human on the island into nothing, which expanded rapidly towards New York. The Lobster Men's Barrier will eventually cover all of Earth, ensuring the total annihilation of the Human race.
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In another universe filled with sexy cartoon Ponies, the Lobster Men invaded the magical land of Equestria. The Zoidbergs ran out from the Everfree Forest into Ponyville, they threw potions at Ponies turning them into Lobster Men and dog piled on top of Ponies that were immune and ate them while they screamed in pain and denial.
Some Ponies were lucky to make it to safety behind the force field around Twilight’s library.
High in the sky Celestia and hundreds of Pegasi Royal Guard already found where the Zoidbergs were coming from. It was a wormhole in a lake within the Everfree Forest. Without any time to lose they bravely charged into the wormhole, to come out the other side into Decapod 10.
Celestia fired red laser beams from her eyes at the Lobster Men while her Royal Guard engaged the Zoidbergs in close combat with swords. Just as all hope seemed lost dozens of Human military hovercraft poured out from a wormhole. Blasting the Zoidbergs with cannons and dropping troops a shore, that wore hazmat suits and gas masks to protect themselves from Conversion Berg potions.
And finally Celestia fired laser beams from her eyes at Lord Zoid, vaporizing him and causing all the bodies of the Zoidbergs to explode, spewing blood and guts all over everyone, the Lobster Men's Barrier shutdown and then every Human and Pony celebrated by having a super hot sexy orgy, and peace between Humans and Ponies and whatever.
Alas, while the Ponies and Humans had great sexy orgies and were at peace here in this universe, in some universes across the infinite planes of the multiverse Humans and Ponies were at war, over something that was not always explained clearly and sometimes seemed just done for the evulz, like turning Humans into mindless zombie Ponies.
Universes that would never know the joy of having Pony and Human mutant babies together.
And also Futurama was uncanceled with better writers and funding due to the Zoidberg attack, which had promoted the show.
The End
Prologue: Rise of the Evil Lobster Men
Prologue: Rise of the Evil Lobster Men
It began on a sunny day on a sandy tropical island, where a blue evil overlord of the evil Lobster Men known as Zoidbergs. The Overlord Lobster Man name was Lord Zoid, whom head fin was up while he cock slapped another red, smiling in joy Zoidberg on his knees in the face with his massive fearsome gonad.
Billions of Lobster Men, all wearing tiny pink speedos barely covering their massive genitals, whom were all gathered at the tropical islands of the planet Decapod 10 to see the event. It was a complete sausage fest, the Lobster Men seem to have no women and yet managed to survive.
"A new power is rising. Its victory is at claw!" shouted Lord Zoid as he waved his huge penis at the crowd. "The age of Human and Pony is over. The time of the Lobster Men has come. We shall turn all Humanity and Ponies into evil Lobster Men with the Conversion Berg Potion!"
The vast hordes of Zoidbergs clicked their claws and raised their red Conversion Berg Potions, that were potion glass bottles, they also made whooping sounds in approval.
"This night the land will be stained with the blood of Ponies and Humans. March to Earth and Equus! Leave none alive!"
Again they cheered by making whooping sounds. The whooping Human and Pony alike shall learn to fear.
"To war!"
The vast hordes of evil Lobster Men walked off the beaches of their islands, then swam towards the two wormholes a mile out at sea. Some Lobster Men stayed behind to have best glorious master race level of sexy orgies with other Lobster Men and shit out more Lobster Men from their buttholes afterwards, whom rapidly within minutes would grow into full sized adults, whom in turn made more Lobster Men. In fact, the Lobster Men breed so fast, they don't need to grow food or hunt, they just kill and cannibalize one another when they're hungry and use tartar sauce for flavor in the eating of other Lobster Men.
"There will be no sex for Ponies and Humans. The Conversion Berg has begun." he said quietly.
