Inspector Origins, Joey Bonk

Joey's log: today we honor the memory of Jackson Somfillmanson. He was killed with a shotgun to the face. he was a good friend. To this day I still have the graymatter on my shoes. Poor fellow. All he wanted to do was have a nice quiet office job. Fate had other plans that day.        <--(do not take seriously I can't afford another lawsuit)

Welcome. Hope you are happy author, you douce, making me relive my past through Joey's log. Sorry audience but I decided on what to do with my new assignment of intros to chapters. Sorry if it's a little dark. Goddam writer here is a fucked up guy, thinking he can let me do what I want without there being any consequences (sorry, the writer is good with spelling, I'm  not) anyways, where were we? Oh yeah visiting day. read on and have a nice day. GODDAMMIT! That was the writer not me. @$$hole thinking he can make me cheerful...

Oh! Ah! Oh! My claustrophobia is acting up! Of course the warden moved me to a smaller cell. Overcrowding my ass, the only people here are me and the town drunk. I need to get out. I NEED to get out. I do not care if it is a week till I go to court. I was never a fan of small places after the incident, GAH don't think about it! Don't think about it! Don't think about it! "GAH! BLAcking out...

I wake up several ours later with no memory of what I had done. I then realize I'm looking up at the night sky with a lot of blood on my hands and clothes. I figured I must have punched something or someone real- "AH OH MY F**KING GOD IT HURTS!!!" a sudden ocean of pain overwhelms me. I feel kind of lightheaded oh god I'm  passing out...

"Are you sure this is right Fluttershy? If the royal guards catch you taking care of him you could get in serious trouble." I wake up to Twilight and Fluttershy talking about me, as I hold back my groans of agony, I listen on.

"But I couldn't leave him there, he looked horrible, I thought he wouldn't make it! Besides, I know he's innocent. His friend was here a few days ago, worried about him." Fluttershy replies.

"He punched a warden before smashing through solid brick." Twilight says, trying not to yell.

"His friend told me all about him. He said, 'Sure he may be a reckless goofball but he is very protective of people he cares about. The only time this has ever happened was when his daughter was killed and when Dash got in that accident and was put into a coma.' so something set him off!" Dammit Doc, why not reveal all my secrets. At this point Twilight loses it.

"WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HIM!?!" She yells.

"WHY AREN'T YOU!" Fluttershy screamed back. She sounds so weird when she isn't whispering.

At this point I let out a moan, stopping the two from their argument. "What happened?" I ask still feeling lightheaded.

"Oh let's see, you punched a warden, broke through solid brick, and ran to an open field where Fluttershy goes to pick flowers, far from Ponyville. Shall I go on?" Well now I know Twilight is pissed at me.

"Leave him alone! Now Joey what's the last thing you remember?" She asks, keeping her distance as if I was a wild bear.

"Before the my blackout or me passing out?" I ask sarcastically.

"Both." They both reply in unison before looking at each.

"Last thing I remember is the warden putting me in a smaller cell, making me VERY claustrophobic. Then I remember waking up in a field looking at the sky, then I tried to get up. You know when they say, 'I can feel an overwhelming river of pain wash over me' well that's how I felt before passing out. And now here I am, looking like a mummy while a sarcastic unicorn tells me how bad I screwed up." I tell them.

"Twilight please apologize to Joey." I am starting to like this sweetheart even more.

"He. Punched. A. Warden." She does NOT like me at all.

This may take a while.

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                                                                             *Meanwhile with Doc Legend 4 days ago*

"Look I'm sorry I'm late but-" the sound of a bloodcurdling scream that of which could only be made by Joey followed by the sound destruction and chaos interrupt me.

"CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed at me. What followed was a rabid Joey (not the kangaroo) running past me at about 88 miles per hour.

"Joey, what in the name of fu-" He runs off before I could get anything out of him. Not that I could, he was snarling like a beast. I check on the prison and immediately discover what sent him into this hysteria. I find a warden with a bloody nos- err snout. (muzzle?) "I may have forgotten a few details about him, sir." I say to the warden.

"YOU MOTHERF**KING THINK?!?!??!?!?!?" Jesus who pissed in your Cheerios.

I immediately run to Fluttershy's cottage to see is she was ok. I nearly bust down the door to find her packing carrots for a trip to somewhere. "DID YOU SEE JOEY?!?!" I might have yelled a bit too loudly, she was trembling with fear.

"n-n-noooo... eek" Now I feel horrible.

"Sorry, I was worried. Sure he may be a reckless goofball but...."

                                                                 *present day*

"FUU*********KING HELL!" Jesus, boss are you trying to give away your position.

"Careful boss, you almost made it past the censor!" Hehehe

"What the he- never mind that, we are screwed, you know all the evidence against us, well I couldn't burn it. So now it's your job to hide it! After you do that, I am going to need you to do me one favor and I will let you go and will give you the device." Ok... a little ominous there boss, even for you.

I dump it all in hellish shed of nightmares from before. No one will check there. Now I make it back.

"Did you dispose of all of it?" oh boss, your underestimating me will be your undoing one day

"Of course, I dumped it a freaky shed in the forest. No one will find it, and even if they did, i doubt they would be sane enough afterwards to use it against us."

"Good. But I will need you again in the future, so I will keep the device. For now, get me another  hypno-potion. But this time, get it from Discord. He know how to make a more potent one than that zebra friend of yours." Well let's hope Twilight has stopped crying.

When I knocked on the door, I was answered again by spike. "Hey spike, can you get me Twilight?"

"Sorry dude, Twilight is with Fluttershy mayb-" he was cut short by a mysterious voice.

"Hoo."

"You know, Fluttershy, she is good with animals." Spike replied to who I presume is Owlicious.

"Hoo."

"C'mon, Fluttershy, yellow pony with pink mane, very sweet and kind." I replied instead of spike.

"The path your on, dude, leads to nowhere." Spike replied sounding a little annoyed.

I head for Fluttershy's place. She's a good friend of Discord. If she can't convince him, no one can. So this literally cannot go wrong, can it?