The SetupView OnlineRoyal CupcakesThe SetupPrince Blueblood had received a letter in Canterlot from two mares named Pinkie Pie and Rarity to come to Ponyville. He had just arrived at Sugercube Corner an was greeted by the two mares. "Hello darling," Rarity said with a smile. "Good of you to come." His view was suddenly obscured by Pinkie. "Hiya!" She said, with the same amount of enthusiasm. "What do you want?" Blueblood asked with a sour attitude. "I don't have all day! I have royal duties you know. Oh wait, you don't. You just live in a mud town." He could have sworn seeing Rarity mumble very foul things under her breath. "We want you to try this." Pinkie said, holding out a red cupcake in her pink hoof. "Thats it?!" Blueblood sputtered gruffly. "You made me get on a train and waste three hours of my time to come here for this?! I will not accept this at all. I knew I should have thrown you and your other friends in the dungeons at the Gala. I'm leaving." "Pretty please?" Rarity begged, giving him massive puppy eyes. "Fine, but only if you will sleep with me tonight." He replied as he rudely snatched the cupcake from Pinkie's hoof. He sniffed it for a bit before shoving the pastry into his mouth before swallowing and dumping the wrapper in the floor. "How is it?" Pinkie asked? "It was absolutely-'" Before he could say another word, his mind started to fog up while his vision danced in front him. "Wh-What was in that cupcake?" He sleepily asked, resting his white hoof on the door frame. "Good night." Pnkie cheerfully exclaimed before the stallion collapsed on the floor. "It worked Pinkie Pie. I am so excited for this." Rarity said. "Should we get started?" "Well duh, I don't want him to wake up and call the police. They would find out what we're doing!" The party pony said. They dragged him to the basement, or you could also say "Pinkie's Cupcake Room" and chained him to a wall. "Wow, he's super duper heavy. Has he been living on fancy cake all the time? Anyway, he's into a surprise when he wakes up." Pinkie announced, sounding super excited. 'Yes he is." The white unicorn replied simply. "You go upstairs to put on that dreadful outfit of yours, while I stay here and get everything prepared." "Okay Rarity." About one hour later Blueblood woke up to blackness, and a pink earth pony staring at him. "AHHHHH! A filthy earth pony!" "I'm not filthy, I'm ready!" With that statement, she turned on the lights. He saw that Pinkie wore a dress made out of many cutie marks, a necklace of unicorn horns, and six different colored pegasus wings on her back. "Like it?" She told him. "I made it myself. Too bad Rarity wasn't here to guide me." Blueblood looked around, only to see pony skulls, innards, blood, and other gruesome features all over the place. "Where am I?" He asked, truly shaken to the core. A few tears stung his eyes. This has to be some sort of dream! "You're in my Cupcake room!" She said giggling. "And we're going to make some cupcakes! Yum!" "Cupcakes?" Blueblood whimpered. "But why am I chained up? YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE CUPCAKES WHILE TYING PEOPLE UP!" "Because...I'm out of my special ingredients, so your my special ingredient for today. Isn't this fun?" Said Pinkie Pie. "WHAT?! NO THIS IS NOT! I'm telling auntie Celestia on you!" "Haha, you are so funny." Pinkie chucked. "So let the fun begin!"
Rarity's RevengeView OnlineRoyal CupcakesRarity's RevengeRarity approched the cutie markless, hornless Blueblood. "How does revenge feel?!", Rarity yelled to him, "You know, for how you treated me at the gala? I'm still picking cake out of my mane!" Blueblood couldn't say anything. The pain of his horn in its new place was too bad. Plus, his flanks felt like they were on fire. "Answer me!", Rarity yelled. Blueblood still didn't answer. "Ok", Rarity said, "If you don't want to talk, I'll just do this". She turned around and gave him an Applejack-style buck in his crotch. "AHHHHHHH!!!!", Blueblood screamed in pain. "Pinkie, hoof me that ax", Rarity said. "Here" Rarity grabbed the ax in her telekinesis and used it to cut off his most sensitive area. "AHHHHHHHH!!!PLEASE STOP! PLEASE! PLEASE!" "Ok", Pinkie said, "Rarity, lets finish this". "Ok Pinkamena", Rarity said, making them both giggle at the emphasis of Pinkie's whole name. Rarity pulled out a very thin string and wrapped it around his neck. She held one end in her mouth and Pinkie held the other end in her mouth. "Goodbye Bluey", Pinkie and Rarity both said ad lib. They both yanked the string hard, causing it to snap off Blueblood's head. A fountain of blood covered the two mares. "It sometimes does feel good to be dirty", Rarity said, making the two mares giggle again. Pinkie grabbed a chainsaw and turned it on. She used it to cut Blueblood's head-less body open. She grabbed his large intestine in her mouth and her it over Rarity's neck. "You have a new scarf Rarity" She kept digging and soon found his no longer pumping heart. "Found it Rarity" "Excellent, Pinkie". About two minutes later, Pinkie and Rarity went back into the kitchen with some "cupcakes". Rarity took a bite of one, and then spit it out. She looked at Pinkie, who was ravenously stuffing her face. "You like these?" "Yep, I call them "Royal Cupcakes, made from royal jerks. Only available in one flavor: disgusting!" They started laughing and went back to eating their "cupcakes". Rarity smiled. 'Revenge tastes so good', she thought to herself.
The FunView OnlineRoyal CupcakesThe FunPinkie took out a scalpel and held it in her mouth. "This won't hurt a bit" Pinkie said "It will hurt a lot". Pinkie shoved the weapon into his flank, making him scream in pain and start to cry. She proceeded to cut his cutie mark off. "Look Bluey, got your cutie mark" Pinkie said giggling. She then cut the other one off. She the took the cutie marks and put them on the table. "Why are you doing this?!" Bluebood screamed "Rarity wanted revenge for what you did to her at the gala". She went back to the table and picked up a hack saw. "What are you going to do with that?!" Blueblood said scared out of his mind. "Hee-hee you'll see" Pinkie said. She placed the saw against his horn. "No PLEASE DON'T!!!!!" She began sawing and soon cut his whole horn off of his head. "You want this back?" Pinkie said. Blueblood nodded desperately. "Okay, Here you go" But instead of putting it on his head, she moved behind him, moved his tail and shoved the big white horn up his anus. "AHHHH!!!!" "You're welcome" "I DIDN'T WANT IT THERE!!!!!!!", Blueblood screamed. "Oh, you should've said that before I did it", Pinkie said giggling. She then pulled out a long rope and tied it around his neck, hanged him, but not enough to were it could kill him. "Scared you", she said laughing. "PLEASE STOP!", Blueblood said, screaming for her to stop. "Aww", Pinkie said, "I can't, Rarity hasn't had her revenge yet. I'll go get her". She left and soon returned with Rarity. "My turn", Rarity said with an evil glare.