Eris decides to open up a maid service. For the low low price of absolutely nothing, she will clean, cook, and do everything else but the windows, and all the customers have to do is let her have some fun with them. Of course, you could pay the initial 400 bits for her maid services, but who would pay that much for a free maid?

Doesn't really matter, because either way, she's gonna have fun. Too bad the customers won't.

Edited by Flint Sparks and Pre-Read by Skeeter the Lurker.

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