Malideus
A normal teenager (who's an anti-brony, by the way) gets sent from a costume party to Equestria, and shenanigans ensue.
After going to that stupid costume party, a teenager named Chris wakes to find himself in a magical world of anthropomorphic ponies. Well, this world seems real enough, and he is dressed as a terrifying, evil wizard, so why not have some fun? Well, after making the wrong impression, Chris, now wanted under the moniker "Malideus", is now running for his life from four vengeful princesses, The Elements of Harmony, a dragon, and every one else who wants a piece of "Malideus". With the whole world out to get him, and no actual powers to speak of, what can Chris do to save himself? Getting his hands on some actual magic would be a start, but using it might take some practice.
216852 words: Estimated about 18 hours to read
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35 Chapters:
- Ch.1: One hell of a party 2013-11-29 07:18:32 UTC3721
- Ch.2: It all catches up 2013-11-30 06:19:33 UTC5095
- Ch.3: Malideus fights the system, man! 2013-11-30 21:29:28 UTC3672
- Ch.4: The Temporary Fall of Malideus 2013-12-03 08:48:18 UTC4120
- Ch.5: I need an adult! Oh, wait, I am an adult. 2013-12-05 06:39:04 UTC4894
- Ch.6: The temple of the crystal heart 2013-12-07 05:18:55 UTC3616
- Ch.7- Meeting the eldritch in-law of doom 2013-12-08 02:40:03 UTC3719
- Ch.8- Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!! 2013-12-09 12:16:49 UTC6355
- Ch.9- Malideus gets a clue 2013-12-15 06:02:16 UTC5681
- Ch.10- Wrong order!!! 2013-12-18 05:04:47 UTC3719
- Ch.11- Merry Christmas, you heathens! 2013-12-23 23:47:44 UTC5148
- Ch.12- The man and the moon 2013-12-28 10:32:41 UTC4647
- Ch.13- Timber!!! 2013-12-30 05:11:23 UTC4973
- Ch.14- Poker game of the gods 2013-12-31 10:09:22 UTC5994
- Ch.15- Wat a tweest! 2014-01-02 09:18:17 UTC4015
- Ch.16- L.O.A: League of Anarchists, part one: Into the Wilderness 2014-01-05 23:22:05 UTC5846
- Ch.17- L.O.A: League of Anarchists, part two: The audition 2014-01-12 08:51:29 UTC8136
- Ch.18: L.O.A: League of Anarchists, part 3: Kherrie's Ascension 2014-01-21 21:03:25 UTC10233
- Ch.19- The choice 2014-01-26 20:06:45 UTC3908
- Ch.20: Out of the frying pan... 2014-01-30 05:48:37 UTC5746
- Ch.21: Hate the master, not the servant. 2014-02-01 04:51:48 UTC3632
- Ch.22: What is this, Dark Souls?! 2014-02-19 05:06:42 UTC2994
- Ch.23: H.O.U.N.D.s of war 2014-02-28 06:19:34 UTC7246
- Ch.24: For Science!... I guess. 2014-03-10 04:04:21 UTC8237
- Ch.25: What is a man... 2014-03-30 07:07:50 UTC13063
- Ch.26: Champion of scrub-eating and Casul-bashing, I summon thee, come, Giantdad! 2014-04-07 07:25:08 UTC10947
- Ch.27: Pursuit of death, Pt. 1 2014-05-23 02:42:11 UTC7032
- Ch.28: Pursuit of death, pt.2: It's like a league, a league of villains! 2014-06-03 02:56:59 UTC8577
- Ch.29: It's just a muscle... 2014-07-08 11:41:58 UTC9305
- Ch.30: The Wizardslayer, pt. 1: Rise of Kanden 2014-07-20 07:35:01 UTC11384
- Ch.31: The Wizardslayer, pt.2: To be continued... 2014-10-12 00:32:14 UTC6497
- Ch.32: The Wizardslayer, Part 3: Nearing the end of our roads... 2015-01-09 07:38:29 UTC9671
- 33 : The (Almost) End 2015-05-24 04:30:14 UTC6322
- 34: Game, set, match. 2015-11-13 23:21:03 UTC5109
- 35: Kanden's last ride 2016-02-02 20:40:38 UTC3598