Chapters The Doctor and The Factory of Death ep 2
(Were we last left our Doctor he was about to be horribly dorribly killed by four mysterious ponies who worked for a mysterious company...but not really no thanks to Loud Mouth.)
"GET HIM!!!"
"Uh-oh", said The Doctor. "And there's no time to run back to the TARDI and get to the control panel to escape... looks like I have one option left."
"Emergency Protocol 39309" said the time traveler. "Emergency Protocol 39309 recognized" said the on board computer and with that the TADRIS disappeared in a flash of white light.
"Good", thought The Doctor " With the TARDIS gone maybe they wont geAHHHHHHHHHHHH".
(Unfortunately for The Doctor the moment he sent the TARDIS away was the moment he fell through the clouds... and is now on a collision course with the ground. One could argue as to WHY would he send his ONLY means of escape somewhere else...Maybe it was a slow day for him...or something?)
"Did you guys see that?" asked Loud Mouth "That Dumbass just fell through the clouds... What an Idiot, This is why they should just stay on the ground".
"Indeed". replied Sliver Lining while rubbing her forehead" Well, we should go see if he made a pretty splat on the ground."
"Why?" he asked. " Its not like somepony is going to save him or anything lets just call this one mission complete, go back to base, and relax, and besides I'm missing my Soaps."
"Sigh, you and those Celesta dammed Soap Operas of yours."
"OH SHIT OH SHIT OHHHHH SSSSSSHHHHIIITTTTT". Yelled The Doctor as he plummets to what is certain to be a very very painful end." WHY did I send the TARDIA away? Smooth move Doctor, very fuckin smooth"
(Well look on the bright side Doctor at least its not the DUMBEST thing that you've ever done in your many years of life but that's a story for another day.)
"Of course earth ponies cant walk on clouds without some sort magic like a unicorn or proxy like the Phase-TARDIS." Realized The Doctor(A bit too late)" Stupid, Stupid, Stupid Doctor, why don't you think before you ACT."
He looks down to see how far he has left to go....Its not much.
"OH FUCK ME!!" he yelled. " Ground Floor coming up."
He closes his eyes tight and waits for the inevitable pain of bones shattering and the very popular Five-Star face plant of pain.....But instead of landing on something hard, he finds himself on landing on something not quite as hard, but still kind of hard.
"Hey are you ok?" said a mysterious voice
"huh?!"
" I asked if you're ok?" he said " You don't see many earth ponies in cloudsdale during this time of year."
Our time traveler looks to see what exactly he landed on and to his surprise he finds himself not on unforgiving ground but on the back of a spikey jet black gray colored Pegasus.
"What's your name?" asked The Doctor.
"The names Rumble" he said " What's yours?"
"Oh, well I am simply known as The Doctor"
"Errrr... Doctor what...exactly?" he asked. The Time Traveler just groaned.
"Well either you're very brave or very stupid". Said Rumble " No pony would ever dream of single hoofly taking on the Fatal Four."
"The Fatal Four" asked The Doctor " Who are The Fatal Four?"
"The four ponies with the black hoodies you encountered while in cloudsdale" he replied " The Pessimistic Leader, Sliver Lining, The Obnoxious pony, Loud Mouth, The Quiet and Deadly, Silent Storm, and finally The Iron Lighting, Thunder strike, The four most dangerous ponies the factory ever produced."
"Uhhh you don't mean?"
" That's right...The Rainbow Factory" he finished
"Shit!". Exclaimed The Doctor "I need somewhere to hide for a bit, Rumble do you know a good hiding spot to lay low for a while?"
"Sure" he replied "I know just the place."
OH Hattori our love can never be with you being a ninja and me a filthy pirate were just from two separate worlds. Oh Blackmane I would give up the harsh life of a ninja just...just for you to be with me forever. Would you really do that for me.. my love? In a heartbeat and then they kissed living happily ever after.
"Sniff Sniff that was so beautiful." cried Loud Mouth while blowing his nose on some tissue" What a great series finale.
" What a load of shit" replied Sliver Lining " All love is fucking useless anyway."
" Hey! Would you two keep it down" asked Silent Storm" I'm trying to meditate over here"
" Go fuck yourself while your at it Silent Storm" Replied Sliver Lining.
"Sigh, must you always use such vulgarity Sliver?" she replied
" Bite me"
"Guys, Guys" shouted Thunder Strike " The Boss would like a word with us...Now"
As the main screen switches over to a shadowy figure the four ponies sit on their hunches and give the figure a salute.
" I just got a report today about some earth pony in cloudsdale today" said the mysterious voice " Now what I would like to know is WHAT THE HELL IS AN EARTH PONY DOING IN CLOUDSDALE!!!"
"Well he said he was just sightseeing" Replied Thunder Strike
"Oh well if he just sightseeing during our flight exams then its all good" said the voice
" Uh... really" he replied " Because I thought tha-"OF COURSE ITS NOT GOOD YOU MORON" yelled the voice. " Well does he have a name?"
"Yes" said Sliver Lining" He called himself The Doctor"
"The Doctor?" said the voice "Wait do you mean that time traveling earth pony has a very bad habit of STICKING HIS NOSE WHERE IT DOSEN'T BELONG??"
"Yes"
"FIND HIM... FIND HIM NOW" commanded the voice" Before he ruins generations of tradition."
" I wouldn't worry about him" said Loud Mouth
" WHY NOT?!" yelled the voice
" Because he fell through the clouds this afternoon" he replied
" Oh really now" said the voice" And did you bring back a body or something to make sure he was dead?"
The other three ponies give Loud Mouth a very dirty look." Uhhh....no"
The mysterious pony glares at the four ponies." You BUCKING IDIOTS... Do you have any idea what would happen if he survived or if the deserter Rumble finds him, We are BUCKED do you hear me!!!"
"Well what would have us do?" replied Silver Lining
" I will send you a pony to assist you for your mission" said the voice " One who knows Rumble well enough to know what he would do next"
"Roger" replied the four ponies.
The Doctor and The Factory of Death ep 3
( Where we last left off the Fatal Four has just been ordered to hunt down our Doctor before he can cause any unforeseen problems...And just who is this mysterious pony the Factory leader sends to assist them?)
"Well this just fucking sucks" said replied Silver Lining" We could have avoided this problem but noooo somepony HAD to watch their precious Soaps."
" Aw come on Silvey I had to know if Hattori and Blackmane would end up together and it was the series finale. " Whined Loud Mouth
" To be honest" said Silent Storm" I really thought that Hattori and Blackmane would break up for good so that Blackmane could get his own spinoff series"
Loud Mouth blinked. " Storm, that's retarded, your retarded, quit being retarded." he said.
" Its actually a common soap opera type thing." she replied " Most writers who do that usually does it for two reasons: One because the said character is really popular and deserve said spinoff, or two, the said character would just be in the way of something so he or she is written out."
" Well I'm glad that didn't happen" he said " Otherwise somepony was going to die"
" Do ya wanna know what I think about fucking Soap Operas" growled Silver Lining" Its all the same shit but in different toilets, for example you two shitheads."
"Wow you never have anything nice to say do you Silver?" replied Silent Storm
" Yeah." added Loud Mouth " Do you have sand in your vagina or something?"
" NO I DONT" yelled Silver Lining" I'm just saying we should get back to the task at hoof here, Not only do we have a very dangerous earth pony to deal with , but if Rumble is involved in this matter it could be the end of us."
"Hmmm..... after what happened to his brother how could he not be?" replied Loud Mouth.
" Such a shame too" said Silent Storm " I always thought he was cute."
Just then the doors open reveling Thunder Strike with a very serious look on his face
" Guys" he said "The carriage is here."
Not to long after Thunder Strike entered the room another pegasus enter the same room but with two guards
"Oh Fuck!! " cried Silver Lining "Its you!!"
" Ok Doctor you can remove your blindfold now." said Rumble
The Doctor goes and removes his blindfold and instantly covers his eyes from the bright light in Rumble's Hideout
"Damn man that bright." said the time traveler while rubbing his eyes " And I still don't see why you felt the need to blindfold me you know?"
"Insurance" he said
"Ok... I can understand that." said The Doctor " And now that we are here I would like to ask you a couple of questions if I may?"
" Sure" he replied " But let me get a drink first I could really use one, but uhh make yourself at home I guess."
He gets up and heads to what The Doctor would assume was a kitchen or a least he hoped it was a kitchen. So while Rumble was away our time traveler decided to take a look around.
"Hmm quite the bachelor's pad he's got here." thought The Doctor " Lets see here... a couch, a dining table, and a bookshelf, standard stuff here and a huh what's this?"
On the bookshelf was a picture of two ponies sitting side by side with smiles on their faces. one of them was Rumble and the other one was a pony the Doctor didn't recognize.
" Huh" thought The Doctor " Judging by their facials expressions I can safely deduce that the older looking must be his brother, cousin, or friend, or something.
" Hey doc would you like a drink?" called Rumble from the other room.
"Huh o-oh sure a drink does sound nice" said The Doctor" I'll guess have to ask him about that pony in the picture."
"Hmm... yes he was here alright" said the mysterious pony" He must have left the scene when you four confronted the....what's this pony's name again?"
"Doctor" replied Silver Lining
" So... its true then?" said Silent Storm" Rumble is finally making his move."
"It seems so" replied Thunder Strike
" But the million bit question is where did they go?" asked Loud Mouth
" ...I know" said the pony
"Ok Rumble how do you know the Fatal Four" asked The Doctor
" They were friends...with my brother when we worked in the factory" he replied
"Wait Wait What?!" cried The Doctor "You worked in the Rainbow Factory too?
"Yes"
" And you... you have a brother?"
"No"
"....?"
"I had a brother" he frowned
" What happened to your brother Rumble?"
" He was Killed"
"What!" exclaimed The Doctor " by who?!"
"By"-"Oh Rumble are still upset about that?"
What happened next caught Rumble and The Doctor by surprise as the walls exploded reveling four familiar ponies and a mysterious fifth one.
"By my bitch of an ex-girlfriend... Scootaloo" he snarled
" Wait a minute" said The Doctor "Wasn't Scootaloo interested in Orion?
Scootaloo looks at The Doctor with a look of utter confusion on her face.
"Orion...?"she asked "Who's Orion?"
"Oh No" gasped The Doctor" Just where exactly am I"
"I don't know" she said. Then she the two ponies an cruel smirk "But I know where your going, on a one-way trip to hell."
"Rumble we have to get out of here!!" yelled The Doctor
"I don't think so" replied Scootaloo "Now fire the knockout gas"
As the Fatal Four fires the knockout gas The Doctor and Rumble finds themselves helpless in this situation as the gas proceeds to do its job.
"Soon Doctor you'll have a date with the Pegasus Device" said Scootaloo
And then Rumble and The Doctor proceed to pass out.
The Doctor and The Factory of Death ep 4
(Were we last left off The Doctor and Rumble found themselves caught by Scootaloo and the Fatal Four's surprise ambush and got captured...Will they escape from The Factory of Death aka The Rainbow Factory or will they die a colorful death.)
"W..K up"
"W.a.k.e up
"Nugh Ugh... Wha"
"H-Hey Blue I-I think he's coming to"
The Doctor slowly regains conscious he find himself laying down on unforgiving cold ground in a containment chamber with very little light and a very powerful headache.
"Argh what happened?" he asked while rubbing his temples, he looks around " And where's Rumble?"
" Rumble?...who's Rumble?"
The Doctor takes a look behind him to discover the origin of the mysterious voice and to his surprise he finds out that there are three other ponies in the same room one Blue, one Green ,and one Violet.
The Time Traveler leaps back in surprise. " W-Who are you three?" he asked "and what do you want?"
"Well I guess we should get the introductions out the way then, I'm Blue" he said
" And I'm Green" she added
" And I'm-". "Wait let me guess" interrupted The Doctor" Violet right?"
" No" she said "I'm Purple"
"Oh" he said " Well I guess you can call me-" "Gray" interrupted Blue
" What? Why?" asked The Doctor
" Because its the color of your coat" he said
" My coat?" he thought as he looks at himself " I don't have a-oh yea the whole pony thing, well at least I still have my scarf on" He looks to Blue " Actually I'm The Doctor"
" Oh really, a doctor of what exactly?" he asked
The Doctor looks around the cell annoyed that this is the third time today that he had to answer this question " Just The Doctor" he replied as he sighed " Why does everypony asks me that?" he thought. He looks at the three ponies again" Well now that's out of the way perhaps you guys can hopefully tell me where I am?"
The three ponies look at each other for a minute then turn to look at the doctor. "You mean you don't know?" they said.
The Doctor gives them a confused look " Uhhh no? That's. why. I. asked"
Blue walks away from the group towards The Doctor" Gray" he said "You're in the Rainbow Factory"
" The Rainbow Factory?" said The Doctor "Psshh that doesn't sound so bad"
Purple tries to speak but Blue cuts her off "Give him a minute" he said
The Doctor's eyes widen in realization when Blue's words finally hit his brain" THE RAINBOW FACTORY' he yelled " THE PLACE WHERE YOUR NIGHTMARES COME TRUE AND NOT A SINGLE SOUL GETS THROUGH!!"
The three ponies nod sadly "Yep" said Green " And you're in it"
The Doctor takes a couple of breaths to calm himself while using his hooves to fan his face " Okay Okay not a problem I'll just sit here and come up with an escape plan.. Yea good start very good start" Then he proceeds to sit down in a thinking position to come up a plan.
"Sigh, a hopeful one isn't he?" asked Green
Blue and Purple just shake their heads " He should just give up" said Blue " Nopony escapes from the factory"
Purple nods an agreement" But just one question though? Who is Rumble?'
Meanwhile in a another part of the factory Rumble awakens from the surprise ambush
"ugghhh my head, what happened? he said. He tries to sit up but finds out that he cant move, he turns his head to discover why, he soon has his answer, his hooves and legs are chained to a bed, he lays his head back in realization. "Well that's not's a good sign". He starts to hear hoofsteps coming closer.
"Oh Ruuuummmbbbble are you awake yet?"
Rumble sighs "And its about to get worse"
Scootaloo enters the room to check up on the extremely helpless pony" Oh good you're awake did you sleep well sleepyhead"
Rumble doesn't say anything to her "Oh honey are you still giving me the cold shoulder all because I killed your worthless brother? You really need to let that go"
Rumble turns to look at Scootaloo completely pissed off " HE WASN'T WORTHLESS YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!!"
Scootaloo just laughs and walks towards the bed " Oh Rumble he was worthless he was trying to break us up you know" she said " If Rainbow Dash hadn't told me of his plans he might have succeeded."
Rumble eyes widen at Rainbow Dash's name " Rainbow fucking Dash" he growled " I should have known she would be behind this "
Scotaloo lays down on the bed next to Rumble " Hmm what ever do you mean Rumble?"
" I mean she is a FUCKING BITCH AND YOU ARE BEING USED YOU"-Scootaloo Immediately jumped on top of him and punched him." DON'T *SMACK* YOU *POW* EVER * SMACK* TALK* SMACK* ABOUT * POW* RAINBOW DASH." She puts her hooves around his neck and started choking him, but she lets him go when she calmed down. huff huff huff . " Oh now look what you did Rumble you made me hurt you" she cooed.
Rumble tries to say something but is still trying to get air in his lungs.
"But that's ok I still love you" she said while looking at the time "Hmm I suppose the boss wont mind if I take my break early today." She puts a hoof on his cheek" Because you and I have some making up to do."
Rumble eyes widen when he realized what she planed to do to him and started struggling hoping to get free of his chains
" That's right baby keep struggling" Scootaloo said " I like a challenge"
"That's it I've got a plan to get us out of here" exclaimed The Doctor. He turns to the three ponies " Guys its time to leave this place"
Blue, Green, and Purple just looked at him " And just how do you plan on opening the door?" asked Purple
"Simple" said The Doctor as he reached into his scarf and pulled something out it " By using this we leave this dump"
"That's great" said Green " Now what is it?"
The Doctor tosses the object in the air and catches it " Its called a sonic screwdriver our golden ticket out of here"
Purple laughs at him " And how exactly is it going to do that?"
The Doctor aims the sonic at the door " Just watch" and from the tip shot a laser at the lock of the door, The Doctor walks towards the door and slowly pushes it open" Like that".
The three ponies sat in stunned silence mouths agape and with wide open eyes.
" B-B-But how" stammered Blue
The Doctor turns around giving them a cool smirk " Because I'm The Doctor and I'm the pony who is going to save you."
The Doctor and The Factory of Death ep 5
( Were we last left off a lot has happened The Doctor captured and Rumble is in Scootaloo's hooves, but now its time for the doctor to escape from this vile place. Can he do it?)
" B-But that's impossible" stammered Blue as he puts a hoof on his forehead " You just blew off the lock on the door...With a screwdriver...How?"
The Doctor simply looks back at him with a smirk" Because I'm The Doctor its what I do" He slowly peaks into the hallway to see if the coast is clear" Alright its looks like the coast is clear lets go and stay close"
" I-I cant believe this is happening" said Purple " W-We just might make it out of here alive"
"I cant wait to see my family again" Green said wiping the tears from her eyes
" Yes Yes Yes those all sound like very good ideas" The Doctor said with impatience " But hey I got an idea" he rubs his hooves together " We gotta go" and with that said he leaves the room, the three ponies follow him without hesitation.
"Whoa where are we?" asked Green
"I have no idea, but what's that?" replied Blue
They find a room with an open door, moving ever so slightly The Doctor takes a look inside " Oh good its empty" he motions for the others to follow.
In the room were four lockers along with a table, chairs, and a deck of cards.
"Huh it looks be a guards break room, might as well have a look around" mused The Doctor
The group follows The Doctor's advice and takes a look around the room. Blue walked toward the lockers while Green and Purple sat down on the chairs as The Doctor wonders one thing.
" Hmm if this is a break room then were are the guards" asked The Doctor
" Doctor who cares where there at" said Green with a smile
" Yea" added Purple " As long as they are not here with us"
The Doctor exhales sharply" But still, there's no telling when they will be back and I for one would rather not be turned into Rainbow Dash's national flag.
Blue turns his head back to the three ponies "Hey Gray come over here"
The Doctor grits is teeth an annoyance " For the last time my name is THE DOCTOR not gray"
" Whatever just come here" The Doctor just sighs and walks over towards him" Do you think your screwdriver can open these lockers"
The Doctor gives him a look "Can it open?-look if it can blast open the lock of a prison cell I'm pretty damn sure it can open a simple locker. He reaches into his scarf and pulls out the sonic screwdriver and holds it at the locker." Watch and learn my little pony" He uses his other hoof to push a button on the screwdriver. " Ok you should be able to open the locker now."
Blue just looks at The Doctor " uhhh are you sure you opened it Gray because its still closed"
" Gee, now I wonder why that is" replied The Doctor. He raises a hoof in the air " Oh I know, its probably because and just go with me on this one, but its probably because no pony opened it yet.
Blue simply glares at the doctor as he opens the locker " Hey, what's this?" He reaches inside and pulls out a black hoodie. The Doctor's eyes widen" Hey! I've seen that type of hoodie before" he said " It's a factory uniform."
" Oh yea, and just how do you know that Gray?" asked Blue
The Doctor slaps a hoof to his forehead " Because it looks like the same one the Fatal Four was wearing earlier"
"Uhh Gray?" asked Blue " Who are the Fatal Four?"
" You know, those four wacky ponies who work for the factory and have crazy shenanigans with their daily lives of bringing failures to their doom...And my names not" The Doctor simply looks up" You know what never mind, But this does give me an idea Green, Purple get over here
Green and Purple walk over to the doctor " What is it Doctor? asked Green. She looks down at the black hoodie Blue has in his hoof" Err what is that?"
The Doctor gives a wide smile " That, Green is our ticket out of this dump" Purple raises a eyebrow " But how?, that's only one uniform and there are four of us you know"
The Doctor rolls his eyes " Yes Purple I CAN see that there are four of us" he turns his attention back to the other three lockers in the room" Buuuut maybe we can find some spares." He uses the screwdriver on the other three lockers." Ok Green, Purple open those lockers." He commanded
Green and Purple shrugged and opened the lockers " Hey!" exclaimed Purple " There's another hoodie in here" Green takes a look in the other locker " And here's another one Doctor"
The Doctor swings a hoof in the air " Excellent, ok now put those on as soon as grab mine" he open the locker to find nothing in it."....Ooook new plan, you guys wear the hoodies and leave this place"
"W-What" cried Purple " And just leave you here?!"
"Do you have a better plan Purple?" replied The Doctor " Look I said I was going to save you and this is how I'm going to do this so just forget about me put on the damn hoodie and get the hell out here, and besides I still have to find Rumble."
Blue nods in understanding "Gray's right Purple we have an opportunity to escape here and besides" he looks at the doctor " I'm pretty sure he has a plan to escape don't you Gray."
The Doctor raises an eyebrow " Of course I do I always have a plan, now put on the hoodies and go already."
The three prisoners did exactly as they are told as they put on the hoodies and head for the door, but Green stops and looks back at the doctor " Doctor, Thank you for helping us" she wipes a tear from her eye and leaves the room.
The Doctor looks around the room " Well I guess I better come up with that plan now."
Knock Knock Knock
" Mmm.. huh " groaned Scootaloo. She sit up and starts to rub the sleep from her eyes" Oh man how long have I been asleep " she turns and looks at the clock " OH SHIT RAINBOW DASH IS GONIG TO HAVE MY ASS FOR SLEEPING THROUGH MY SHIFT" she turns her head and looks at Rumble " Aww he's so cute when he's asleep" she giggles to herself " I guess I wore him out"
Knock Knock Knock
Scootalaoo gets up and starts to walk towards the door" Yeah Yeah I'm coming" she opens the door to find two guards standing in the opposite side
" Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash wants to see you" one of them said
Scootaloo slaps a hoof to her face " Freakn figures" she turns her attention back to the guards " You two will stay here and make sure no pony disturbs my new boy toy"
"Yes Sir" They saluted
Scootaloo raises an eyebrow " Uh you two are aware that I'm a mare right?"
The two guards just continued to salute " Just following protocol's sir"
" Whatever just stay here and make SURE that no pony enters this room got it."
" Yes Sir"
" Aw man this sucks" groaned The Doctor " Why couldn't this locker have a damn hoodie in it too " he groans in frustration" Now what am I going to do?"
" Man the food in the cafeteria sucks"
" Tell me about it you'd think that the factory could afford better grub"
The Doctor gasps in surprise " Uh-Oh it look like I'm about to have some company" He looks around the room" Ah-ha I got an idea if those three lockers had uniforms in them, and the last one didn't, so if I close the ones that had the hoodies in them and hide in the one that didn't I just might make it through this." he closes the three lockers that once held his only means of escape and hides in the fourth and gently holds it at a crack.
" Hey be grateful that they even give food in the first place "
" Will all of you shut up and quit ya bitchin we gotta finish the game"
"Hmm sounds like the guards are back, three guys and one girl it sounds like."The Doctor adjust his scarf "Gotta do this ninja style" he said to himself
The four guards enter the room one of them sits down on one of the chairs while wearing a familiar black uniform while the other three go to the lockers.
" Weeelll" thought The Doctor " It looks like I just found my way out"
While the other three open their assigned lockers they noticed that their uniforms are missing
" What the?!, where the hell did my uniform go?" one of the male guards said
" Hey mines missing too!" added another one.
" Aw shit, did we lose them again?"
The female pony rolls her eyes " You guys probably left them in the cafeteria" she blows the hair from her eyes" Why didn't you morons wear them with you?"
The three stallions looked away sheepishly " We didn't want to get food on them" they said
" ....Just get your damn uniforms"
The three quickly leave the room to recover their uniforms leaving the mare alone in the room, The Doctor smirks at the opportunity before him. "Now's my chance" he slowly opens the locker careful not to make a sound, he slowly steps out and very carefully walks over to her " This is it" he slowly raises his hooves and quickly grabs her in a chokehold.
" Ack!" She takes a quick look behind her " Hey your that earth pony, how did you-"
"Surprise!!" Exclaimed The Doctor " Now be a good little pony and tell me WHERE. ARE. THE. FATAL FOUR, The Doctor is ready to see them."
She starts to struggling to free herself but the doctor just holds her tighter " Now now lets not do anything foolish." He said " Just simply tell me what I want to know and I'll let you go ok, where are the fatal four"
" They're not here" she spat " They went to the cloudsdale flight exams to bring more failures to the factory"
The Doctor frowns that the ones who caught him off guard are not here, " There not here you say, lucky them"
" There I told you what you wanted to know" she struggled " Now let me go"
" Very Well"
SNAP
The Doctor lets go of her lifeless body and it drops on the floor with a thud
" Tsk Tsk I never said I would let you go alive did I"
He removes her uniform puts it on and drags her body to the lockers
" Now be a good little corpse and stay here ok"
He stuffs her body in the locker and leaves the room
KNOCK KNOCK
" Enter" said a voice
Scootaloo enters the room and sits down in a chair " You wanted to see me Rainbow Dash?"
Rainbow Dash looks up from her paperwork " Scoots, I've been going over some time sheets and I noticed that you have been absent from your shift"
Scootaloo rubs the back of her head " Well you see something came up and-"
" Scoots" interrupted Rainbow " What the hell was so important that you felt the need to leave your shift for FIVE HOURS "
Scootaloo flinches back from Rainbow's sudden outburst "W-W-Well when the fatal four and I caught that doctor pony and Rumble-"
Rainbow Dash raises her hoof at the mention of Rumbles name" Wait, Rumble? Thunderlanes little brother? Now why did you bring him here?" she rests her head on her hoof " You know that he hates you for killing his brother"
Scootaloo just smiles " Don't worry about Rainbow we made up"
Rainbow Dash just raises an eyebrow " Uh how exactly?"
Scootaloo giggles like a schoolgirl " By tying him up and showing him a good time."
" Uh... ok" replied Rainbow " Well I think I heard enough" Rainbow Dash stands up and walks over to her " But next time wait till your off the clock ok"
Scootaloo hangs her head down" Ok, it wont happen again"
Rainbow Dash ruffles Scootaloo head" Good girl, now go back and finish the rest of you shift"
"Man these hallways go for awhile" said The Doctor" Wait where the hell am I and what's this?"
He comes across a door with sign saying Authorized Personnel only any non Authorized pony trespassing will be shot immediately
"Well now that looks inviting, lets take a look shall we?" he notices a keycard slot " Well well well good thing I have my Omni Keycard right here" He pulls out his sonic screwdriver uses it on the keypad " That should do it, now lets see what's behind door number one."
He opens the door and walks inside
" Oh man if we don't find those uniforms soon we're in deep shit man"
" Relax, maybe Aurora found while we were away"
The three ponies return from the cafeteria unsuccessful in acquiring their lost possessions
" Hey Aurora did you-" the guard stops in midsentence " Aurora?" he looks around the room " Aurora where are you?"
The other two guards just shrugged " Maybe she went to the little fillies room or something?"
" Yea man chill out she'll be back"
" But in the meantime lets raid her locker"
" Again? you ARE aware that she said she was going to rip us a new ass if she found us snooping around in her locker"
The Guard walks over towards her locker " That's why you two are going to-" He opens the locker and her body falls to the ground "" WHAT THE HELL"
The other two step back from shock
" Quick, one of you go check on the failures"
" RIGHT"
He goes and leaves the room in a hurry
" Ok this bad, very bad indeed"
The guard returns a few seconds later
" SOUND THE ALARMS THE FAILURES HAVE ESCAPED."
The Doctor and The Factory of Death ep 6
" Ok now where am I?" Thought The Doctor as he finds himself in a strange control like room filled with many strange buttons and leavers " If I didn't know any better I would say that I'm in some sort of control room" he facehoofs at the stupidity of his own statement. " Nice observation there Doctor" he scolded. " Well now that I deduced where I am might as well take a look around." The gray earth pony searches the room but finds nothing of interest.
" Huh, that's weird, usually when you have a sign saying do not enter that usually means that you don't want somepony messing with something." he rubs his chin as he leans against a wall." Hmm if I didn't know any better I would have to say that this room is a-" The wall turns on the side and the doctor falls through the other side."- a decoy."
The Doctor looks around the room " Whoa!" He gasped " This is a pretty big room here and WHAT IS THAT!!" In the middle of the room was a giant core whirling with various colors with two pipes connecting it with a console." I-Is this is what I think it is, no...no no it cant be." The Doctor walks over to one of the consoles and starts to manipulate some of the controls " It-It is, I've somehow stumbled into the Rainbow Factory's Rainbow Generator." The time traveler hits his hooves together. " So this where the color goes after the poor bastards gets grounded up... Grisly."
The Doctor looks at the Rainbow Generator starts to make a strange sound " Huh What's it doing now?!" he wondered. He takes a few steps forward the vile machine " It sounds like somepony activated the machine, and that means that-" He couldn't even finish his sentence as a green like substance comes down from one of the tubes from the ceiling, The Doctor starts to back away." No, no was that?...No, It couldn't be her...could it?" The gray time traveler immediately runs back to the color generator control system." Ok, ok not a problem, maybe it wasn't Green, but if it WAS Green, then that means tha-"
Alert! Alert! the failures and the doctor have breached containment I repeat the failures and the doctor have escaped from the containment chamber All units on high alert.
" - That they know we've escaped." The time traveler chuckles to himself " Well its a little too late now that I found your color generator, but this does gives me a great idea." He once again pulls out screwdriver." Maybe I can cause some sort of meltdown that will destroy the Rainbow Factory in one strike." The doctor points the screwdriver at the generator console." There, seven minutes should be plenty of time to find Rumble and get the hell out of here."
The Doctor makes his way to the exit." Time to go."
Countdown to Factory meltdown 7:00
" How could you idiots fuck this up royally, not only did you manage to lose you uniforms BUT THE FAILURES AND THE DOCTOR ESCAPED!!! "
The three guards all hide behind each other trying to come up with an excuse "W-W-Well Y-You s-s-see s-s-sir w-w-we just-"
"I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THREE WHERE DOING, ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU GUYS BETTER RETRIVE THOSE FAILURES, OR YOU"LL BE NEXT FOR THE PEGASUS DEVICE. IS THAT CLEAR!!!. "
"Y-y-y-yes S-s-s-sir."
Countdown to Factory meltdown 6:35
" So The pony known as The Doctor escaped along with the failures huh? Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Rainbow Dash said as she goes over some reports." But what does surprise me is that somepony was killed."
" Oh dear, who died?"
Rainbow Dash begins to look for a certain file. " Ah-ha here it is, Aurora Dawn, apparently her neck was broken and her body was stuffed in her locker, and according to the guards who were working with her, said that they were only gone for five minutes.
" Oh my Goodness, Do you think that The Doctor killed her?"
The Rainbow colored Pegasus leans back in her chair and closes her eyes. " Its possible that he is responsible for her death, but, I cant shake off this bad feeling that something terrible is about to happen." she slowly opens her eyes. " Not just us, but all of Equestria."
"...."
" Listen, can you... can you do me a favor?" asked the Rainbow colored Pegasus.
" Sure Rainbow just tell me what it is."
Rainbow Dash sits up and looks at the other pony." If I don't make it back I want you to...keep an eye on Scootaloo for me, and tell her... that I'm sorry.
" Hm? Sorry for what?"
Rainbow Dash looks down at her desk." For everything." She turns her attention back to the other pony. " Now go, her shift should be ending soon and she'll probably go back to her room to fool around with Rumble some more." She rubs her eyes an annoyance" I should have never got those two together."
" Oh Rumble's here? Well that explains Scootaloo sudden change in attitude." The pony stands up and walks over to the door." Rainbow you come back safely now...Ok?" and with that said the pony leaves the room leaving Rainbow Dash by herself.
" Get ready Doctor, because I'm coming at ya Full Speed."
Countdown to Factory meltdown 3:05
" Ok this officially sucks, I am totally lost and I don't have time to be wondering around." Thought the doctor as he walked down a another hallway." This place needs like a...map or something sheesh." He continues down the hallway until he comes across a sign saying living quarters.
" Oh Finally, some progress after spending five minutes just walking around looking lost"
The Doctor immediately enters the Living Quarter hallway without delay." Seriously, Rumble better be here because if he's not...Well fuck him I'm out.
Meanwhile in another part of the factory three stallions were very busy trying to recapture the missing failures
" Ok guys we need to find the failures or well ya know we die."
" Man we looked everywhere for them, maybe they left the factory by now"
" Maybe not, lets split up, we can cover more ground this way."
" Uhh, how bout no, you saw what happened to Aurora."
" Look, either way we're screwed right now unless we retrieve the failures we're splitting up."
Countdown to Factory meltdown 2:50
" Doors, doors, and more doors, why couldn't this be...Like easier." The gray earth pony complained. " Well I haven't seen a single guard anywhere so I guess I should shut up.
The Doctor continues to walk in the living quarters wondering which room Rumble would be in." Hmm now lets see, door, door, door guarded by two guards, door." The Doctor stops and looks at the door guarded by two guards. " Yep, that's the door I'm looking for alright, Ok no time for diplomacy." He adjust his scarf " Ninja Style time."
The Doctor hides behind a corner and whistles " Hey did you hear that?" said the guard " Huh, hear what?" replied the second guard.
" Like a whistling sound" said the first one. " Man you're hearing things, I didn't hear anything." The Doctor whistles again. " There it is again, man I'll be right back." " Whatever I still think its nothing though." The first guard goes to the corner where the whistling noise is coming from, he doesn't have time to react as The Doctor quickly grabs him and...
SNAP
"Huh, what the hell was that?"The second guard rushes over to the same corner where the first one went to and see what happened only to see that the once living guard was on the ground dead.
The second guard only look down at his now dead colleague. " H-H-How...Did you?" he also doesn't have time to finish is sentence as a two pairs of hooves grabs him as well and says " quite simple really like this."
POP
The second guard falls to the ground dead.
The Doctor dust his hooves off. " Well that was easy, now time to get Rumble."
He enters the room to find that is kind of small and a colorless white." Well it least it small." he said.
" Huh, Whose there?!"
" Hey! I know that voice." The Doctor said as he enters another room." Rumble!! finally found, uhh what the hell happened to you?"
The Doctor find Rumble chained up to a bed with his mane a mess and various bite marks all over his body. " Never mind that Doctor just get me out of these."
" Uh right." The time traveler pulls out the sonic screwdriver and switches it to its laser setting." This should have ya out in no time." he points the laser screwdriver at Rumble's chains and fires it freeing the captive pony.
Rumble slowly sits up and starts to rub his hooves. " Ugh, thanks for the help Doctor-"
The Doctor cuts him off." Rumble look we don't have a lot of time, I set the Rainbow Factory to have a very violent meltdown in less than two minutes, so we really need to go before THAT happens."
" Wait, let me get this straight, you said that-"
The Doctor gives Rumble a very annoyed look." The Factory is going to be destroyed in less than two minutes, so quit talking and lets go!."
The two ponies leave the room and walk back into the hallway
" Hey Doctor do you think that we can stop somewhere first?" asked Rumble
" Rumble, which part of FACTORY DESTRUCTION did you not understand?
The gray Pegasus pony looks down at the floor." I know, its just a couple of doors down." he turns attention back to the doctor." It will be quick, I just need to grab something."
The Doctor rubs his temples." Arrgh, fine just make it quick before-."
"HEY!!, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU"RE GOING!! "
"-some other pony decides to join the party."
Standing right behind them was a familiar orange colored Pegasus. "Trying to steal my boyfriend Doctor? WELL YOU CANT HAVE HIM!!! HE'S MINE!! "
Scootaloo charges at the doctor with her face filled determination and anger."AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE HIM AGAIN!!! "
The Doctor just rolls his eyes and sighs." We don't have time for this." The gray earth pony gives Scootaloo a vicious uppercut and she goes flying into a wall and hits it auditable thud." Ugh, R-Rumble." She falls on the floor unconscious.
The Doctor turns back to Rumble." So about your... whatever you had get, yeah lets go get that."
" Huh, oh yeah lets go."
Rumble leads the doctor to a room five doors down. " Wait here, I'll be right back." He disappears into the room leaving the doctor alone. " Whatever this item is better be worth it." thought the doctor.
A few seconds later Rumble emerges from the room with a bag in his mouth. "Here" he tosses the bag to the doctor. " Uh Rumble what's this?"
" Its a bag Doctor." he replied
" I can see that smartass, I mean what's in the bag?"
The black haired Pegasus chuckles to himself." There's Ten Thousand bits in that bag Doctor." The time traveler eyes widen and shakes his head. " D-d-did I just hear you right, did you just say Ten Thousand bits!!"
Rumble nods his head." That's right Doctor, Ten Thousand bits, and its all yours. The Doctor tries to regains is composure but is still somewhat speechless." What, but...why?"
The gray Pegasus pony looks back at the unconscious Scootaloo. " I don't need it anymore...I just don't." He turns around and starts to walk away.
The Doctor extends a hoof to stop him." Rumble, where will you go now?" Rumble turns and faces the doctor." I don't know but I'm leaving this place behind."
" Wait, I have one more question?"
"Yes?"
The Doctor face turns into a smirk." Do you know where I can find the Pegasus Device?"
" Its on the top floor, but, I don't recommend that you go there" He turns back around and starts to walk away again." It will give you nightmares Doctor." Rumble leaves the doctor alone in the hallway with a bag of bits. " Ok now where am I going to put this at?" His question was soon answered as the bag disappeared from his hooves." What the?!! Where did my money go?!!." But before the doctor can begin to complain he checks to see how much time he has left. " Oh shit I've only got 1:45 seconds left, I'd better haul ass." He leaves the Living Quarters and heads for the Pegasus Device.
"Man, I wonder if the others had any luck in finding those failures, hmm lets see I'm near the Living Quarters right? maybe they ran in there? Hello is anypony in...HERE?!" he walks in to see three bodies lying on the floor. "Oh man they were here alright" The Pegasus pony goes and inspects the bodies." These two were killed the same way Aurora was."
" Ugh, Damn.. you.. Doctor."
" Wha?" He rushes forward to the unconscious Scootaloo. " Its a mare?...She's pretty cute. He gently shakes the unconscious pony." Hey, are you ok?"
" Good Heavens what happened here?"
"??" He turns around to see that a another pony as entered the hallway. She was a yellowed colored Pegasus with light blue eyes and spoke with a soft and gentle voice . "Excuse me, but do you what happened here?"
He turns back to Scootaloo." No Ma'am I don't, I-I just arrived here." She walks to the two ponies and sits down and begins to check on Scootaloo.
" Will she be alright? should we take her to the infirmary?" he asked unsurely.
The yellow Pegasus smiles at him. " Your worried about her aren't you?"
"W-w-well yeah I'm worried, I-I mean with all that's happened today." he said while rubbing the back of his head." But I heard her say something about a doctor...should we take her to one?"
Her bright smile instantly turns into a frown." A doctor?...I see." She turns back to the male pony." Excuse me but do you think that you can carry her...I'm sorry, but I forgot to ask for your name."
He looks at the yellowed Pegasus in confusion." Its Orion ma'am."
She returns to her warm smile." Well Orion can you carry her for me please?.. If that's ok with you."
" Umm sure, its not a problem."
" Oh thank you so very much Orion." She puts the unconscious Scootaloo on his back." Come on lets go."
Orion looks at the yellow Pegasus." Where are we going?"
She doesn't even turn to look at him as she kept walking forward." Ponyville."
"Ok here it is the top floor, the Pegasus Device should further ahead. Said The Doctor as he walks down a corridor." I must be getting close its starting to reek of blood. The time traveler continues to press forwards to the vile machine despite the smell of blood getting stronger and stronger he also could have sworn he heard some ponies screaming, he rubs his forehead with a hoof wiping away some sweat." Ughh, I don't feel so hot, Maybe I should have listened to Rumble, Huff, Huff, the air feels so heavy here." He continues forward until he spots two huge double doors and a soft but terrible grinding noise. " This is it Doctor, the entrance to the Pegasus Device." he notices that his hooves are shaking badly either from anticipation or fear.
" C'mon Doc get it together now." he slowly puts his hooves on the doors and pushes forward." Oh my God..."he whispered as the gray earth pony walks into a very large room, and standing in the middle of the room in all its horrific glory was the Pegasus Device being held up by three Pegasus statues like its the tool of their salvation and on the ground were many pools of different colors, colors that came out from the mouths of four Pegasus statue heads.
The Doctor stares at it with a look of pure horror. " Its, its-"
"Magnificent, a true piece of work, right Doctor?"
The traveler of time turns around to the sound of the voice, and standing on a platform on the opposite end of the room was The Fastest Flyer in all Equestria, Rainbow Dash. " Hahahaa I knew that you would come here Doctor, how could a pony such as you resist seeing the Pegasus Device."
The Doctor chuckles lightly while shaking his head." Yea you're right about that one Rainbow Dash, how could I resist seeing the Pegasus Device." He looks at her with a smirk on his face." But in 60 seconds the Rainbow Factory will explode, and will be nothing more than a distant memory."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is the BIGGEST bluff I've ever heard Doctor." she laughed. " YOU!! destroy the Rainbow Factory," Rainbow Dash wipes a tear from he eye." With what?"
" With this." The Doctor pulls out the screwdriver and pushes a button on it. Rainbow Dash just laughs harder." Oh no you pressed a button, now we're doomed, Pffff HAHAHAHAHA."
" 3...2...1... Just about-"
"Red Alert, Red Alert, Factory Meltdown in 60 seconds I Repeat Factory Meltdown Imminent In 60 seconds All Workers are Advised to Evacuate Immediately!!! "
" -Now"
Rainbow Dash stops her insane laughter " B-But How?" She asked while rubbing a hoof through her mane confused." How come we didn't hear this till now?"
" Funny things can happen when you have a mute button Rainbow Dash." he starts to smile victoriously. " Who's Bluffing No-"
He didn't even get to finish his sentence as a Rainbow colored flash pins him against a wall and headbutts him." YOU BASTARD!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!"
The Doctor groans in pain." Ugh, stopped ponies from becoming your mane dye?"
She violently throws the doctor on the floor." THIS ISNT A JOKE DOCTOR!!!," Rainbow Dash then grabs his scarf-.
30 seconds remaining!!! I repeat 30 seconds remain until Factory Meltdown!!!
-and looks him dead in his eyes and spoke with a very serious tone." You have singlehoofedly Killed us ALL!!!"
" Somehow I doubt that Rainbow Dash." He kicks her off and she goes flying into a wall. " ARRRGH, YOU BASTARAHHHHH"
The wall Rainbow Dash collided with suddenly exploded sending her and the debris of the wall on the ground." Uh-Oh!! it looks like the explosions are starting!!!" said The Doctor.
All around the once great Rainbow Factory was now becoming a shell of its former self as the random explosions setting off everywhere destroying everything in sight. Even the Pegasus Device was not safe from its wrath as the Pegasus statues holding it up crumbled to the ground sending the machine of nightmares falling through the floor leaving a giant hole in the floor.
" Oh man!! How am I supposed to get out now?!" yelled The Doctor.
VROOOOMP VROOMP VROOOMPP SHIPBAOW
" Huh?! Hey!! Wait a minute I-I know that sound anywhere" said The Doctor as he turns around to see a familiar looking star craft." Oh baby how I've missed ya." he quickly runs to his only means of escape from the factory he nearly reaches for the doors before a sudden voice asks for him to stop.
" Ugh, D-Doctor please w-wait..."
The Doctor quickly turns back to Rainbow Dash who is trapped under some ruble from the explosions. " D-Doctor please you have to stop thi-this" she said weakly.
15 seconds to Factory Meltdown, I Repeat 15 seconds remain!!!
" Doctor Please!!!" she cried." I-I have friends down there a-and I don't want them to die.PLEASE!!! you can kill me but leave my friends out of this!!! PLEASE!!! DOCTOR!!!"
The Doctor simply turns back to his escape ship." Sorry Rainbow but you're all outta time." he enters the ship. " Be seeing ya Rainbow Dash."
" DOOOCCCTTOORRRRRR!!!!"
He closes the door." Sheesh what a windbag." He runs to the console where he notices a familiar bag. " Hey! My money.Did you teleport it here? I didn't even know you could do that, but now is soooo not the time to figure out how you work." He quickly manipulates some buttons and leavers. " Time to make like Samus Aran and go!!!" and with that the Doctor leaves the exploding factory.
5 Seconds left abandon all hope if you're still here!!!
" I'm so so sorry everypony." Rainbow Dash gently closes her eyes and resigns herself to her fate.
" I've failed you all."
"Well that was quite the adventure" said The Doctor. " Destroyed the Rainbow Factory got some bits and I'm not a rainbow, good day, very good day."
He sits down wondering where should he go next." Hmm now what?"
Doctor can you hear me...?
The Doctor looks around as if he heard something. " Hello, is somepony there?" He continues to look but to no avail." Oh great now I'm hearing things." He shrugs as he begins to manipulate his control panel.
"Oh well, onwards to the next adventure!!!"
The Doctor and The Factory of Death ep 1
Time...what a wonderful thing it is.
But it can be cruel and merciless.
Most peop-er ponies spend their precious time with family or friends. Some spend it on pointless and petty things hoping that their efforts were not in vain, Noble right?
But sometimes we make mistakes... mistakes that we sometimes spend quite a lot of time on. Mistakes that we wish we could change.
But time is not that forgiving.
It always moves forward never slowing down, never going back.... Unless you have an Inter-Dimensional Time Machine.
But sometimes not even that can change the past.
What was that old saying...? Oh, that's right, live each day like it was your last... Because you'll never know when your time is up.
My name is,The Doctor, and this is my story.
"Well that was an exciting adventure", he said to himself while making repairs to his starship. "Who ever said to call Princess Celestia a troll to her face while wearing clown make-up is getting a swift kick to the ass", he said.
" I mean seriously who ever came up with that bullshit has never had celestia come at you with the fury of a thousand supernovas...sheesh cant she take a joke?!", he said while trying to grab a wrench, but stopped when he was reminded that he no longer had hands.
"Oh yeah, right, the no hands thing, well could be worse I suppose", he said while making the final repairs to the ph-I mean TARIDS console.
"Well now that's fixed lets see what I should do next and where should I go?" he said to himself. "With so many universes to go to I could go find a companion to bring along maybe a unicorn Or a pegasus, being an earth pony sucks". he said to himself...again.
"I have got to stop talking to myself, its not healthy" he said while imputing his coordinates to go to a universe to explore.
And off I went onto the biggest, greatest adventure any man or pony could ever experience.
VROOP VROOP VROOOOPP BOOM
"Well now that was bumpy, should really check those stabilizers" he said while walking to the doors
Creeeeeak "and I should really oil those doors too". he added
And as The Doctor takes in his surroundings his eyes are filled with wonder and amazement to the place he landed on, a nice cloud on an even bigger cloud with buildings on said clouds.
" A city in the sky....Breathtaking" he whispered.
And not only that but there were a lot of pegasus ponies around shopping, talking, and some young ones flying over the city and overall having a good time. he had to see this close up ,but, before he even had a chance to explore this city a thought crossed his mind a thought so vital that if logic could speak it would say you cant do this, you shouldn't be able to do this, but, can a mere earth pony walk on clouds with out the falling part? Only one way to find out... he jumped out on to the clouds.....and didn't fall through.
"Cool I can walk on clouds just call me Time Skywalker" he said out aloud. "Maybe I can find a companion here?
" HEY" a voice yelled
"Yes" he said while turning around and coming face to face with a very angry pegasus lady and many others.
" What's a mud pony like you doing in cloudsdale" she said
"Ok" he thought, did she just call me a mud pony?! better ignore it for now." OH so this place is called cloudsdale huh". he said
" Yes its called cloudsdale a place pegasus ponies like me live and work away from you earth ponies so I'll ask you again what. are . you .doing .here mud pony", she yelled.
"Wait a minute why is she still calling me a mud pony I mean I know I'm an earth pony and all but I better play it cool", I though to myself. "Ohh.... you know sightseeing" he told her. She didn't like my answer. "Well then if your just sightseeing then I guess the guards take your eyes then for safe keeping" she said.
"...What..." he replied. "What ever for". Her angry glare turned into a very evil smirk and said "You know too Much to let you live GUARDS"
And then five seconds later four guards wearing black hoodies surrounded me." Come with us" one of them said.
"And if I refuse... then what" he retorted, "Then you will be EXTERMINATED"
"Huh" thought The Doctor "I cant help but feel like there's a joke in there...somewhere."
(Well Doctor it looks like you got yourself in trouble...again.... I wonder how are you going to get yourself out of this mess this time.)
"Figures" he said to himself. The first place I visit after that Celestia nonsense and I'm already in some deep shit as the guards advanced closer and closer.
"Wait Wait Wait a second" he yelled. "Isn't it a little to early to try and kill me, you're kind of breaking the dynamic here and I don't even know WHAT I saw", he said
" You saw the Pegasus flight exam", one of them said. "Wait a minute Pegasus flight exam", he thought. If there's a flight exam then that could only mean one thing. And If I think where I think I am then this is not good.... not good at all better get some more information.
" OH Nice job Loud Mouth", another one of the guards said while face hoofing. "Well now we'll just have to kill you here, so sorry".
"Great job Doctor", he thought. I'm completely surrounded no way out and no plan. I need something to happen right now, and now would be the time to stall for some time.
"Sooo Pegasus flight exam". said The Doctor what does that mean that Pegasus children take a test or something?
"UHH Duh". said the pony known as Loud Mouth " Its a test were our young fliers prove their worth to cloudsdale and if they fail then they go to the fac-." LOUD MOUTH" yelled another one. "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP... Damn".
"Oops" he said embarrassed while rubbing the back of his head." My bad Sliver Lining". She just sighs" Oh great now he knows my name. She turns to me, Hey what is your name anyway? She asked.
"Huh", said The Doctor while adjusting his scarf. Were you talking to me?". " Yes you dumb shit I'm asking for your name"
"Oh its The Doctor". He said. "Doctor...Who?". she asked dumbfounded. "Oh you know just The Doctor", He finished.
"Wait". said the last guard " Do you mean the Doctor who has a very bad habit of sticking his nose where it doesn't belong?
"uhhh....no..?"
"GET HIM!!!"...