What The Hay

The show is over, the credits are rolling, this run-on sentence is too, you better buckle your seatbelts says Fluttershy, and there won't be any quotation marks in this sentence either, and oh look there's rainbow dash, come on rainbow dash, join the fun, and rainbow dash jumps into the car and the car goes screeching towards the rolling credits which are rolling towards the car and rainbow dash screams oh no we're gonna die and applejack who has suddenly appeared in the car grabs rainbow dash and fluttershy grabs you and twilight sparkle and pinkie pie and rarity who are somehow also in the car are screaming their heads off and fluttershy is screaming her head off while holding you in a death grip and applejack and rainbow dash are screaming their heads off and holding each other in a death grip and the credits are rolling towards all of you and you're deaf and you can't feel anything because of Fluttershy and you roar. thanks a lot fluttershy for making my last moments be where I can't feel anything and I can't hear anything and Fluttershy meeps, i'm sorry, but you can't hear her because you're deaf and you still can't feel anything and then the credits hit a rock and go flying over the car and the rolling part doesn't hit you but now you're covered in little white letters that say cast fluttershy and twilight sparkle and rainbow dash and pinkie pie and applejack and rainbow dash and no capital letters anymore for some inexplicable reason and you, all of which are in a car, and the black background of the credits covers you all like a blanket. And then you wake up and the entire run-on sentence was a dream. Phew. And then Pinkie 3.14 pops out and screams NO IT WASN'T and then you wake up again and the title is eating you and then you wake up for good. Inception. Even though I've never seen the movie. The end.