This is a random collection about ponies. Don't expect any coherency whatsoever. Partially inspired by Zytharros's story What the Heck.

Bleh tells the story of Princess Derplestia, Princess Fuma and the derpified mane six's battle against a giant oatmeal-born Queen Chrysalis action figure that is alive.

The Second Chapter tells the tale of three ponies: Shunset Wimmer, the smallest pony in existence (warning: she doesn't really die); Shummershane, the flattest pony in Equestria; and Sunset Shimmer. They swap places confusingly.

And roll the credits tells of you and the mane six randomly appearing at random times, in a car, with the credits rolling right towards you. You may or may not be squashed by them. Oh, and it's also a run-on sentence.