What The Hay

Shunset Wimmer was not Sunset Shimmer. But everypony seemed to think she was. Shunset Wimmer was an inch tall and therefore the smallest pony in existance. And then one beautiful day Twilight Sparkle dropped a book on her. The end. Of Shunset Wimmer. Not the end of the story.

There was another pony called Shummershane. Shummershane was pink. She hated her name. She thought it was the stupidest name in the history of stupid names. She also hated her mane, and thought it was the stupidest mane in the history of stupid manes that were green. And Shummershane was not Pinkie Pie. But everypony seemed to think she was. And then one glorious morning Derpy Hooves dropped an anvil on her. Shummershane is now the flattest pony in all of Equestria.

One day Shummershane came across Sunset Shimmer and Sunset Shimmer was all like "EVERYPONY THINKS I'M AN IMPOSTER BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT SHUNSET WIMMER WAS ME BUT SHE'S NOT I MEAN SHE WASN'T I'M SUNSET SHIMMER NOT ANYPONY ELSE."

And Shummershane replied, "I KNOW THE FEEL SIS. EVERYPONY SEEMS TO THINK I'M PINKIE PIE, EVEN THOUGH MY HAIR IS RED AND ORANGE AND MY COAT IS YELLOW AND I AM A UNICORN AND MY CUTIE MARK IS THIS WEIRD SUN THING. OMG I'M NOT FLAT ANYMORE! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?" Then she looked at Sunset Shimmer. "WOW YOU'RE FLAT AND YOUR HAIR IS GREEN AND YOU'RE PINK. WAIT WHAT HAPPENED? DID WE SWITCH?"

And Sunset Shimmer who now looked like Shummershane said, "NO, BUT OUR BODIES DID. MWAHAHA, NOW YOURE THE NON-SUNSET SHIMMER THAT EVERYONE THINKS IS. AND I WILL JUST BE THE NON-PINKIE PIE WHICH IS A LOT BETTER THAN BEING THE NON-SUNSET SHIMMER BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M INSANE AND I'M PINKIE PIE AND OOH LOOK AT THAT THINKGEEK FREE SHIPPING ON 75 DOLLARS PLUS, IT HAS RAINBOW DASH AND PINKIE PIE PLUSHIES FOR 19.95 AND SOME WEIRD CAT-OCTOPUS-TYPE-THING FOR ONLY 29.99 I'M GONNA BUY IT."

She clicked on the ad and lo and behold she got a virus. 'ASDFNOUUAHEOUHTAETHUOAHETAET I HAVE A VIRUS SOMEBODY GET MALWARELESS OR WHATEVER THAT PROGRAM IS THAT DELETES VIRUSES!" Her face became distorted and Shummershane was scared and Shummershane ran away.

And Shummershane became the new Sunset Shimmer. And Pinkie Pie, I mean Sunset Shimmer, the real one, was virused to the end of her days, and Shunset Wimmer came back to life inside her and came out of Sunset Shimmer and said "I'M THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU THE VIRUS AS PAYBACK FOR KILLING ME."

And Sunset Shimmer screamed. 'I DIDN'T KILL YOU!!!!"

Shunset Wimmer laughed. "WHO CARES I'M A MUFFIN." And a muffin hopped away from Sunset Shimmer and was eaten by Derpy Hooves, who didn't die. The end.