What Did I Do Wrong?!

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" You shouted at your microphone as a spy backstabbed your character the medic
"Guys look out a spy's on the loose!"

"Got it!" all of the players on blu team shouted

"GOTCHA!" the player kFOX101 shouted as the icon for a sniper headshot stated "kFOX101 headshoted SPYrofan808"

"Nice one!" You shouted as the round ended with Blu winning

You then exited the server and turned off your computer and headed to bed. And of coarse you wore all your cloths including your shoes to bed not giving a single crap.

The next morning you heard a vans leave the house area as you woke up.

"Uugh. That really pisses me off." You say as you get out of bed

You then headed for the bathroom and brushed your teeth and combed your back hair up like it was a bed head, but your hair ALWAYS was bed head hair. Then after admirering your blue hair which you dyed last week you headed out to find everyne was gone.

"Did they go on the vaction to North Korea without me?!" You shout in confussion "Ahhh didn't want to go anyways."

Well at least you had the whole house to yourself until they got back. You then decided to go to your room for some pondering as to what to do this week while they were gone. It was summer break so you didn't have to worry about school for another month. You then pondered the idea of practicing your imitation of the bear from The Clevland Show, but you decided not to. You then looked at your 3DS and Super Mario 64 DS game and thought about continueing your playthrough of it since you were at thirty-two stars and you unloacked everybody from Mario to Luigi, and even Wario.

"Gusse I'll give it a shot." You said to yourself as you ogt the items in question

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"Man I've been playing this game for three hours and I've already gotten thirty-seven stars." You state as you turned off your 3DS "I'm gonna reach fourty in no time."

You then see it's 3:30 P.M so you decided ot fix up some spaghetti and meatballs fordinner. Good thing you bought a bunch of chef boyardee products and you have a taste for Italian food. You then used the electric can opener to get it open and put it in a plastic clear bowl and finally put it in the microwave for about 3 minutes, you then wondered what to do in that time.

"Maybey I should rewatch Home Alone 3. It's the second movie I ever watched after all. Stuart Little 1 being the first." You say to yourself

However just as you got in your room a sparking ball of light was emulating over your bed.

"The crap's happening now?" You ask yourself with a bit of anger

The ball then gets bigger and then a blinding light makes you cover your yes and shout "OW! THESE EYES ARE THE ONLY ONES I'VE GOT YOU KNOW!" Then the light stops. You brindg your am down to see six colored ponies in on your bed.

"Where've I seen this before?" You ask yourself in confussion

"Ugh. Is everypony alright?" Twilight ask the ponies around her

"I'm afraid to see if I still have all my toes." Pinkie said

"We don't have those." Rainbow said as she got out of the pile

"The shit's going on?!" You accidently shout

The mane six then look at you.

"Um can I help you?" You ask politely with wide eyes

Um did their faces just turn into scowls?

"Get him!" Twilight shouts

"SHIIIIT!" is all You can shout before they pull you down to the ground ontop of your Nerf Vulcan EBF-25 "OW MAH AAASS!" You shout imitating Markiplier's type of talk as your but hits the handle part. You were surprised tinki winkie from Slendytubbies a.k.a mr death didn't appear shoutting "Surprise mutha fuka!" before exploading.

"GOOD FER NOTHIN' VARMINT!" Applejack shouts as she jumps on your chest nocking the wind out of you

"That was my ribs." Was all You could say as the wind was being knocked out

"UNCOUTH MUCH!" Rarity shouts as she slaps your face

"OW! SON OF A BITCH!" You shout as you feel the slap and it's aftermath

"MEANIE MCMEANIE PANTS!" Pinkie shouts slapping your ther side

"Could you run that by me again?" You ask

You then see a ray of hope acroos from your head. Their. Their was your foam Minecraft Iron Sword. You then use your free arm to grab it and you succecefully do. You then see it as no other choice, but you use it to knock of the ponies attacking you. Standing up your blue hair showing in the sunlight of your room.

"AAAAH!" Rarity screams "BLUE HAIR WITH BLACK EYEBROWS! YOU DEFINANTLY ARE UNCOUTH!"

"Hay it's not my fault they don't make hair dye for eyebrows!" You shout as you head for the door only to be closed by a rasberry aura.

You then turn around to see Twilight looking the most unpleasant.

"Um hi?" You ask in fear

"You're not going anywhere." Twilight says

You then think of an escape plan, but then it hit's you as the gas in your rear builds up. You then bend over and turn to thme releasing your horribaal oder as they cover their nose to block the smell.

"Kinda like Wario's move in Super Smash Brothers brawl." you say to yourself as you exit the room blocking it with a nearby chair and table

You then hear a ding as you rush to the kitchen to find the spaghetti done. You then take it out and take a fork with you as you rush to a nearby closet and lcok it good. You didn't have to worry about suffocation becaue you're used to the enviornment because it was your favorite hiding place whenever you played hide and seek, and now it's become like a very cramped backyard to you as you cover yourself in a sleeping bag and laydown on the floor as you hope they don't find you. You then hear the sound of a door breaking and your heart skipps a beat.

"Please don't find me!" You quietly whisppered and repeated to yourself

You then heard the sound of hoofs and then it stopped.

"Darn it! He got away!" Rainbow shouted

You then heard a wherring and presume Twilight was scanning the area.

"He's still hear. I can't pinpoint it exactly." Twilight stated

"I'm tellin' ya I've seen this somewhere before." You say to yourself quietly

"Rainbow, Applejack, search outside he couldn't have gotten far since we saw he was fat." Twilight states

"I ONLY WAIGH 190 POUNDS!" You shout covering your mouth but let out a sigh as soon as you realize it's muffled so that could mean anything

"OK so that's a hint." Applejack states as soon as she hears your muffled sound

"But it could've came from anywhere so Rainbow, AJ, search outside."

"You got it!" they say as they exit through the front door

"Rarity, Pinkie Pie search from the kitchen to the bedroom." Twilight stated "Me and Fluttershy are going to stand gaurd of his room. He left his 'sword' in their, so he might come back for it."

"You bet your ass I will." You mutter

You then hear the sound of hoofs as they go to the kitchen and over to the door of your room.

"OK now I KNOW I've seen this somewhere before." You say to yourself