Dr. Weird in Equestria!

Mlp crossover with>>> Doctor Weird
This first chapter is not supposed to be funny, if you laugh I have fail...
Thanks to Zephyr 4 pre-reading my fic.
Hope you ppl like it.

Chapter 1
Dr. Weird in Equestria!

[Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Jersey Shore] Weather as always…

On top of a mountain where always rains, there lies what looks like a Castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier.

“Gentlemen…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab.

“BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations.

“You can call me Steve, I mean there is no one else here, except me and Javier who is cleaning the bathroom at the moment.” Said Steve to Dr. Weird, for the Dr. always says gentlemen for no reason at all.

“Shut up Steve!” Said Dr. Weird.

“Now as I say. BEHOLD!” The garage looking door starts to open.

“My ultimate portal machine gun!” Behind said door there is something what looks like a portal gun only bigger and with the form of a Gatling gun.

“A portal what?” Said Steve.

“A portal machine gun, because a golden potato told me to build it in my dream HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!” Dr. Weird answers Steve.

“Wow… How is it work?” Asked Steve again, as the Dr. grabs it making him look like a very old Rambo.

“I just need to pull the trigger, and it will allow me to teleport wherever I want to any part of the world! That Includes the Lab! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!” Said Dr. Weird pulling the trigger, making the portal machine gun start to spin.

“The lab? To where?” Asked Steve.

“Well! I always wanted to send the lab to Washington DC. and kill the president! Now with this! I kill two birds with one stone! HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!” The portal machine gun starts to glow.

“Let me get this straight. You plan to drop the lab on top of the withe house?” Said Steve.

“YES!” Said the Dr. releasing the trigger.
Now the glowing portal gun shots a light laser that starts to cover the lab in blue and orange colored lights. The place starts to shake like an earthquake.

“What is going on?!” Says Steve losing balance.

“I think it’s working!” Says the Dr. on the floor, with the portal machine gun still in his hands. Now the lab is starting to disintegrate, same could be said of Dr. Weird and Steve. Making them disappear with the lab.

In the bathroom of the lab there was Javier cleaning, until he sees the room start to disintegrate along with him.

“Pero que carajo!” Says Javier, before disappearing with the room.

Now the Belle Isle Asylum no longer exists. Tt disappeared… forever! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

[Location… Equestria/ Abandoned Castle in the Everfree forest south Ponyville] Dawn...

Inside the Abandoned Castle there was the mane 6 also known as the Elements of Harmony. They are facing the evil Nightmare Moon who just returned to bring eternal night-time to all Equestria.

“You see Nightmare Moon when those elements are ignited by the spark that reside in the hear-” Twilight was giving a small speech to Nightmare Moon before activating the Elements of Harmony on her, only to be interrupted by Pinkie Pie.

“WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!” Screamed Pinkie Pie. Her tail was twitching furiously.

“Wait? What!” Said Twilight.

“No time to explain this place will blow up with us if we don’t get out!” Said Pinkie Pie, then she grabbed a portal gun out of nowhere, making blue holes appear under her friends making them disappear. She also place one blue hole for Nightmare Moon and herself.

The mane 6 along with Nightmare Moon get out through an orange circle making them fall on the floor almost like ragdolls. They were all outside the Castle.

“What is the meaning of this you fool!” Said Nightmare Moon getting up and cleaning the dust from her body.

“You will see in 3… 2… 1…” Said Pinkie Pie.

Only to see on top of the old abandoned castle a building magically appear and land on top of the castle, destroying it.

“Pinkie Pie… You… You saved us.” Said Rarity not believing her eyes.

“Just what the hay just happened?!” Asked Applejack watching the strange building with a gate that says Belle Isle Asylum.

“Oh, it’s just Dr. Weird who failed to teleport his laboratory to Washington.” Said Pinkie Pie in her typical cheerful manner.

“A what? Of what?!” Asked Rainbow Dash

“Nothing to be afraid of, now I must make a welcome party for the Dr. See you girls later!” Said Pinkie Pie trotting back to Ponyville.

“Wait we haven’t beat Nightmare Moon yet!” Tried to say Twilight only realize Pinkie Pie was too far away from them to hear them.

“HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Victory is mine!” Said Nightmare Moon making some of the girls get scared beyond believe, except.

“Fine you win… Now let’s see what is inside the Asylum.” Said Fluttershy.

“Whatever you mean darling? Aren’t you scared of Nightmare Moon?” Said Rarity to her friend.

“Somepony could be hurt and we must help. You are also coming with us Nightmare we need all the help we can get.” Said Fluttershy to both Rarity and Nightmare Moon.

“HA! What makes you think I will hel-” Nightmare Moon was interrupted by Fluttershy’s legendary stare.

“You used to be a Princess! Now behave like one and help us help somepony in need!” Said a very angry Fluttershy to Nightmare Moon. Hell if Nightmare Moon needed to go to the bathroom she would have pee out of fear.

“Ok I will help you...” Said a very docile Nightmare Moon.

“Good. Now let’s go girls.” Said Fluttershy entering the Asylum with her friends and Nightmare Moon.

Inside the Lab…

“HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA! It worked! I have landed my lab on top of the president! Now let’s take over the planet!” Said Dr. Weird.

“I think it didn’t work.” Said Steve looking through one of the windows.

“What makes you say that? Steveee.” Asked Dr. Weird.

“There is a forest outside the window.” Said Steve.

“WHAT!” The Dr. pushed Steve aside to his left making him fall on the floor. The Dr. looked outside to also find the forest.

“What is the meaning of this?! It should have worked!” Said the Dr.

“Mmm. Excuse me.” Said a sweet voice, sound feminine from his right.

“What is it now Steve? Already getting out of the closet!” Asked the Dr. still looking outside.

“I am right here.” Said Steve still on the floor on his left side. The Dr. looked at him, then he looked to the source of the feminine voice to find a cute yellow pegasus.

“Well aren’t you the most adorable thing!” Said the Dr. to Fluttershy. It makes her blush.

“Thanks for the compliment…” Said Fluttershy as shy as always.

“You can talk!” Said The Dr.

“Yes… Yes we can…” She said. Only then the Dr. watches the rest of the girls, including Nightmare Moon.

“Steve since when did we experiment with horses?” Asked Dr. Weird to Steve.

“We never experimented on a horse, sir.” Said Steve, back on his feet and also watching the colorful horses.

“We are not horses, we are ponies and just what are you?” Asked Twilight.

“We are the top of the food chain! That’s what we are! HAHAHAHHAAHAHA!” Said the Dr. to Twilight.

“The what???” Now Twilight was confused.

“I am Back!!!” Said a Cheerful Pinkie Pie with her favorite party wagon. Also followed by Celestia with a party hat.

“SISTER?!?” Said a very confused Nightmare Moon.

“We welcome you to Equestria Dr. Weird! And Nightmare Moon! Enjoy your stay!” Said Pinkie Pie, activating her wagon, making it throw confetti and ballons everywhere in the lab.

Dr. Weird was stunned….. Same Nightmare moon until…..

“MY MIND!” Said Dr. Weird with Nightmare Moon.

The bathroom door of the lab opened, it was Javier who just finished the cleaning only to find confetti, balloons and colorful horses with the Dr.

“Saben que chingen a su madre! Yo acababa de limpiar! Nos vemos la siguiente semana doctor!” Said a very angry Javier heading back home only to step outside the lab and find a forest instead of Jersey Shore.

“PERO QUE CHINGADOS!!!” Said Javier outside the lab.

WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
Hope you ppl like it... if not you are always welcome in hell.
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Thanks again Zephyr.