The Eclectic Adventures of Pinkie Pie and the Walls of Fiction

Raph: How's the nose?

Everyone else: **Chuckle**

Haruhi: Hah....funny....I got Pinkie safely to Gotham.

Mich: Can you smell anymore?

Haruhi: I'm going to start narrating now....

4:52 P.M. 1/6/12
Bat lair

"Roll call!" Batman screamed. His men stood attention.

"When I say you name, yell 'HERE' Red ranger!"

"Wat." Red ranger said, and was instantly shot with a bat gun, which was a shot gun with a cardboard cutout of a bat symbol on it due to Batman being poor now.

"WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME...." Batman repeated with anger enunciating every syllable. "......SAY HERE BUGS BUNNY"

"Here, doc...." The hare said, casually munching on a carrot.

"Buzz Lightyear"

"At your ser..." Batman grabbed the toy by the arm and slammed it on the ground till the batteries flew out. He threw the remains into the hobo fire in the middle of the cave, which also worked as a light. The cave was illuminated by the fire, making everyone in the room look ominous, so everyone was scared and trying to leave a good impression.

"SILENT SNAKE..."

"Here" The sound omitted from a cardboard box on the floor.

"Samus"

"Here....." An annoyed voice omitted from a chrome orange mech suit.

"Dead pool"

"I have to say 'here’, right?" A crimson suited man said sarcastically.

"HOW'S ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT?" an annoyed batman said in all seriousness.

"....sorry."

"MEGA MAN!"

"Here" A cerulean blue soldier said with professionalism.

"MICKEY MOUSE!"

"Ha ha! Here! Ha ha!" The big eared cynical bastard we all know answered.

"JAK AND DAXTER"

"Here" A tall young man with long ears said with confidence and a hint of anger
"...here" a small mandarin colored ottsel whimpered as if it were in pain.

"SONIC"

"Right here" A pure blue hedgehog who sounded pretty bored.

"PERRY THE PLATYPUS"

"..."

"PERRY!" Batman echoed himself in rage.

Perry simply waved his brown fedora in the air.

"...Burger king"

"Here"
I'm not even gonna describe the king.

"LINK!"

"Here" a young man sharpening his sword answered strongly.

"TIMMY TURNER!"

"Here" A shivering young boy in a pink hat with bucked teeth answered holding a strange pink lunchbox and green shoes.

"Okay.... Roll call is over...YEAH!"

As soon as batman had yelled 'yeah', a large pitcher of rose-red juice busted in through the wall of the cave, letting cold air in.
Kool Aid man, Currently Public Enemy # 1.
This enraged batman to the point of no return.

"I want in." Kool Aid Man stated.

Batman was so angry he popped a blood vessel in his face.

"ARHG!!!!!" Batman fell on the floor and rolled into the hobo fire, burning his cape and putting the fire out all at once.
The temperature instantly dropped 25 degrees.

"NNOOOOOOO!!!!!" Batman screamed, firing a huge laser out of his eyes. The light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation hit the Kool Aid Man with a plethora of amazing colors that illuminated the whole room. Batman made that laser out of pure anger. The laser was a symbol that he had hit rock bottom. You’ll understand when you’re a god. Kool aid man was nowhere to be found.

Bat man was hunched over and was breathing very heavily. He turned his head around to look at his army.

“WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!”

“Gee, you’re not the only one with anger issues, Jak” Daxter whispered with a smart ass tone.

"WHO SAID THAT?!" Bat man asked with a face more of concern than anger. He was concerned that the laser was going to obliterate his whole army before they could finish Robin. He clenched his eyes closed.

Everyone stared in disappointment at the once great hero who began crying.

"I...I need to take a walk." Batman said, under his cracking breath. Tears saying good bye to one another on his face and falling to the floor as he walked out of the cave.

After a few minutes passed, someone finally spoke, and everyone felt relived.

"Control your pet," Link said, in a more jokingly tone,"he could have cost us our life."

Everyone laughed. It was as if Batman held the burden of all the stress and took it with him when he left.

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Haruhi: *yawn* It's time for my 1,000 year nap.

Raph: I wanna see someone get owned.

Don: You're such a brute.

Raph: This is no time for Halo references.

Don: *sigh*

Mich: Haruhi, can't you take your nap after we've finished the story? I'd like to know what the pink horse is doing in Gotham.

Haruhi: Fine, I'll take an hour long nap. In the meantime, why don't one of you narrate and tell me what happens.

Leo: We can do that. Sweet dreams.

Haruhi: Whatever.

All 4 turtles: ... I WANNA NARRATE!

Mich: Rock paper scissors.

All 4 turtles: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!

Don: A four-way draw with rock, eh?

All 4 turtles: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!

Raph: Another tie...

All 4 turtles: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!

Mich: We all win again.....or lose....

All 4 turtles: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!

Don: Yet another stalemate....

Leo: Alright, hows about one of us stop picking rock and we'll get somewhere.

All 4 turtles: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!

Raph: Now it's all paper. You know what? Let's fight for it.

Mich: Raphael, you narrate.

Raph: I don't really want to. Donnie?

Don: I narrated before, though.

Leo: Guess I'll have to narrate.

Mich: Try to use fancy words like Donatello did.

Don: And don't leave out crucial details.

Raph: Yeah, and don't make me fall asleep.

Leo:

12:45 A.M. 1/6/12
Gotham City

Well, Pinkie pie was walking around Gotham city expecting see Batman and Robin fighting already. She didn't know the city would be so big. Sky scrapers seemed so tall, Pinkie thought they started from the sky and only stopped because the ground was in the way. Loud noises from cars, horns, sirens... a cacophony of abstract noise that Pinkie wasn't familiar with, like the sound of engines bustling or police cars blaring their alarms. Everyone in the city seemed to be in a hurry. Pinkie was yet to see one smile since she got there. She saw a lot of the humans talking to themselves with strange devices in their ears. They were all like busy ants walking around the anthills that were the big buildings. She felt so out of place.

"Hey!" Pinkie said to a tall, dense man in a grey hoodie, "Do you know where I can find batman?"

"Aw what da fuck?!" The man said, jumping back while performing a double take. He took one last, long look and ran."It must be the crack!"

"Oh..." Pinkie said, soul shattered.
"Oh....OH WELL!" Pinkie smiled. Her smile had such resilience.

She trotted down the sidewalk with less people, bouncing every time she had to cross a street and returning to her trotting as she walked on the side walk. She began to sing a song to pass the time and probably to see a smile:

"Don't worry, my Dashie, everything will be fine!
I'll resurrect you as I go through the fabrics of space and time!

I'll save you before anypony can drop a dime of my crime or send shivers down a another pony's spine!

With the dragon balls, I will save you after all, screaming where I'm from on a quest to bring the air back to your lungs!
My silhouette from the sun till your blood begins to run."

Pinkie started to really get into her song and started bouncing the whole way.

"Wait for me, My Dashie, I'll deck through all the halls and bust through all five walls.

After everypony thought I'd turn you into a cupcake, and my hoof-print on your tail,
I won't be allowed there at your wake and I will not make the bail!

But don't think about that at all with the seven dragon balls and the elements of harmony
I'll bring back your loyalty! With my feats of kindness, honestly and some generosity, I'll make
magic you will see and from then on you and me will share the sweetest laughter
and live happily ever after. YEAH!"

As soon as pinkie finished her song with a yeah, the large building to her left blew up a little.
An alarm that sounded like a dozen harmonized bells going off at once rang from the building.
"OH YEAH! I'M NOT DEAD!"
Kool Aid Man.
He was a little less full than usual, and he had duct tape all over him like gauze.
He had just robbed a bank and was trying to run away. Off in the distance, the bat signal glowed in the sky.

The Kool Aid Man ran toward Pinkie, not knowing she was there, and tripped over her, leaving her in a static position. It was as if the breeze hit her.

"Oh! I'm sorry!" Pinkie apologized.

The Kool aid man's liquids drained out into the street and into the gutters. It resembled blood, only not as thick.
"defeci...cadere..." Kool aid man randomly uttered in Latin.

"Urm..okay." Pinkie said and surprisingly replied: "Suave te cognoscere est!" and went on her merry way as police hand cuffed Kool Aid Man and put him away for good.
Public enemy # 1 had been apprehended.

Batman was found in his bat suit, covered in burns and dirt. The people of Gotham just assumed he saved the day once again.

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