The Eclectic Adventures of Pinkie Pie and the Walls of Fiction

MEANWHILE:

11:12 A.M. 1/7/12
Florence, Italy
The Duomo
Somewhere on the roof.

Robin was sitting down with his face buried into his hands. He was extremely depressed.
He gathered up his 'Dream Team' but it was more like a nightmare. He escaped to Italy so that his team could have a secret conference, but right now, he couldn't care less if his team was abducted.

A cold breeze welcomed the small army standing on the beautiful red-orange tiles of the cathedral. The sun beamed on them, but not giving them enough heat for it to be considered warm out. I guess if the breeze wasn't there, it would be luke-warm outside.

"Okay...." Robin finally said.
"let's take attendance"

"Robin's about to take attendance," a small little girl in a pink shirt said.
"I need YOUR help. When he calls our name, raise your hand and say HERE!"

Robin sobbed. He'd obviously looked in the wrong places for solders.
He began to take attendance.

"....Ronald McDonald.."

"Hi-ya!" A clown waved his hands sided to side quickly. He was excited to be there.

"...angry bird...thing...."

"CAW!" A huge red, round bird waddled around in circles. It looked like It wanted to kill something.

"Rebeca Black....."

"Hello..." A nervous looking girl looked like she was suffering from acrophobia.

"....Barney"

"Oh *chuckle* That's me!"

Robin took a deep breath as he watched the purple dinosaur giggle.

"...Plex the magic robot..."

"Salutations, friend!" A yellow robot exclaimed happily while making a million hand gestures

"......Dora the explorer..''

"He called us! I need you to stand up please....stand up......now raise your arm in the air and say: Here!......Here!"

Robin started to cry.

"Oh no..." A little girl with two big buns in her hair sighed

"Robin looks sad!.... Why do you think he's sad? I don't know either, but:
We gotta gotta try, to find the reason why: Robin is sad"

"....Kai-lan" Robin said through his tears"

"Oh! That's me!" The little girl with the buns answered.

"Whinny the Pooh"

"mmmmm" Pooh was too busy eating honey to answer quick enough.
"Here..." He said as he returned his nub shaped hand into his mouth.

"Hey!" A young, brown bear called attention to himself as he stood on a higher section of the roof.
"You forgot me and the teletubbies!" The bear pointed toward four candy colored aliens with T.V.s on their abdomens.

"Little bear, I guess" Robin accurately stated.
"I wasn't done with the roll call....Betty Crocker"

"I'm here." and old woman in a red dress answered while rocking on a rocking chair that got on the roof somehow.

"Spongebob..."

"I'M READY"

Robin was about to pass out from how horrible his line up of men and women were. He had no hope, until four young solders climbed up the Duomo and walked towards Robin.

"Greetings, Robin! It has been so long since our last encounter!"

Robin suddenly grew a smile that The Joker would envy. It was the Teen Titans. Star fire, a tall, humanoid alien with emerald green eyes, greeted Robin. Robin had lead the teen titans once before, so he was familiar with the team.

"Starfire, Cyborg, Beastboy, Raven....you guys haven't changed a bit!" Robin said with a smirk. He had the thought of standing on Batman's head with his team striking an epic pose behind him.

Starfire looked at Robin with a disappointed face, then looked back at the other titans.
"Well," She started while playing with her hair. "...not exactly"

"Beast boy had not been that same since you left. He became very sad. He tried to deal with it by....'snorting the good stuff' as he said."
She pointed to Beastboy, who was scratching his neck and was very jittery. Hoping to get another fix.

"Also, Cyborg kept telling me there was something missing and he shut down. I'm not good with computers, but I downloaded this program called 'Windows xp' onto him. He started working, but he's also not the same. He keeps saying 'a problem has occurred' and 'bluescreen.exe has failed to run.'"

Robin's smile was slowly depleting. Gravity became a strong force on his facial muscles.

"Raven isn't doing too well either. She purposely harms herself and repeats 'Life is pain' over and over again."

Robin looked over at Raven, who was staring at the streets below and was contemplating something. Robin shed one last tear and grabbed Starfire in a tight embrace. Hugging her close.
"Thank god you haven't changed!"

The two were about to share a kiss when the sun was eclipsed by a shadow. Robin and Starfire looked up at what they thought to be a hawk of some sort. It was quickly descending on them. Soon what they thought to be a hawk was actually a man in a white suit that looked like it dated back to the Renaissance era. He wore a hood over his head to conceal his Identity. He was wielding a blade that protruded from his wrist.
He landed on Starfire faster than they could understand, and plunged the blade into her neck.

"Non timere mortem ....amplecti pulchritudinem.....Requiescat in pace" The man spoke recognizably in Latin with an old Italian accent as he closed Starfire's bright green eyes that stared into space, pupils dilated. The man went as he came, quick and with grace. He leapt off the building into a soft landing elsewhere. Robin caught a glimpse of a small pink bow tied to his shoe.

"For Batman!!!" The man screamed.

Robin had a defeated look on his face. He walked over to Starfire's corpse and examined it. He never though she could die. Such ignorance cost him his instant realization of what had just happened. It took him a few minutes till it finally settled in.

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Haruhi: I'm awake. What did I miss?

Raph: You missed the horse singing.

Mich: The tune is stuck in my head. *hums*

Leo: The song was pretty good. You also missed the part where Pinkie speaks Latin.

Don: And the part were Starfire gets murdered by a mysterious assassin.

Haruhi: Gee....thank for filling me in by not filling me in at all. *sigh*
I'll narrate now,

1/7/12 10:15 A.M.
Florence Italy
In a small church a mile away from the Duomo

The church was dark and dusty as little sunlight peered it's way into the rows of benches in the church through a stained glass window above the walls. The stain glass picture was Jesus staring down at the rows on a crucifix. The other windows were lined up on the left and right sides of the church and they were pictures of the saints.

In the benches of the church lay a select few people. Masters. Elite in what they do. Hand picked by someone who plotted harm against whomever tried to stop the fight between Batman and Robin. In the front of the church, where the the preacher is to stand, appeared a small white cat in an unchanging expression. Hello Kitty.

Hello Kitty was very upset to have been turned down by both Batman AND Robin. She thought that if she couldn't be a part of their team, she'd make her own team. She was angry. So angry at the two of them that she didn't want a winner in the fight between the two partners. She wanted a bloody stalemate. Her plan was simple. Build a covert army of experts. Plan clandestine assassinations of each team's top operatives, and sit back to watch the mayhem. But why stop there? The kitten thought, with Gotham unprotected, she could rule the city.

"I've gathered you all here today on a mission of revenge." Hello Kitty began her sermon. "Revenge against two men who are prejudice against cute furry kittens!"
The small crowd of people began to bicker.

"Settle down...I got you all here because I KNOW you guys are capable of taking these guys down. Once they're outta the picture, WE'LL be top dogs,or CATS in this town!"
Everyone roared in agreement.

"I can only do this with your help! Together we can take over Gotham! JOIN OR DIE!"

Everyone cheered. They high-fived one-another and hugged.

"Now STAND ATTENTION!" The Kitten changed her tone. She walked down the aisles and came into the rows.
"State you name." Hello Kitty said professionally to an orange bandicoot in jean shorts and converse.

"Mmm?" The bandicoot shrugged his shoulders and looked up at the cat.

"Not much of a talker,eh? I got my eye on you."

The kitten walked down pews and personally met her army.

"Shadow...." The black humanoid Hedgehog saluted the kitten.
"And this is Mario....You've seen his work" Shadow pointed at a small pudgy man with a red cap reading one of the Italian bibles under the seat.

"PIKA PIKA!"
Hello kitty examined the yellow rat. She deemed it worthy of being on her task force.

"Reimu Hakurei...Will you donate to my..."
"No" Hello kitty answered before the shine maiden in red could finish asking.

"I'm Ratchet, and this is Clank. Reporting for duty, ma'am."
The kitten was pleased with her line-up. She put her paws behind her back and walked up the aisle.

"I'm Megaman.exe. Glad to be on the team." The navy blue net-navi will be a fine addition to the team.

"WAKA...WAKA...WAKA..." A giant yellow sphere stared back at Hello Kitty. She was confused, but grateful nonetheless.

"I'm Don Patch." An orange ball of spikes answered to Kitty.
"Nice to meet you." She responded hastily.

Hello kitty couldn't have asked for a better army.
Then she saw the three men in the back of the church.

"State your names."

"I'm Bear Grylls. I'm up for a challenge."
"Gordon Ramsay. Glad to be here."
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Buon giorno."

The first two men wore casual clothing and had English accents. The second man is a dirty blonde while the first man had dark hair.
The third man spoke as if he were native here to Italy and wore old, yet beautiful clothing. He had medium length black hair and a scar on his lip.

"Ezio." The Kitty had repeated the third man's name.

"I have a job for you. I saw Robin's team climb the Duomo. I'm guessing you know where the Duomo is?"

"Yes..."

"Get up there and kill one of his allies. Try to pin it on Batman."

"Nessun problema." He answered as he took a bow. He popped his hood onto his head and exited out of an open window just above his seat.

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