The Eclectic Adventures of Pinkie Pie and the Walls of Fiction

Haruhi: Anyone want some snacks?

Leo: CRAP! That reminds me about the pizza in the oven!

Raph: I assumed the burning smell was just fire.

Haruhi: I'll eat burnt pizza. Hey, we're getting to the part were Pinkie meets Batman's team, wanna narrate, Michelangelo?

Mich: Wat.

Don: Mikey? Narrate? Pffft.

Mich: HEY, HEY I can narrate!

Mich:
2:34 P.M. 1/5/12
Ugh.......somewhere in Ponyville

"Well yea.."

"I'm not a mutant, silly!"

"I know, you're being difficult, I wanna help you, but you gotta help me. Use your powers of fiction to stop this war. Got it?"

"Can I have a lift to Gotham? I dunno the way."

"Of course."

A yellow colored horse thing walked over to the Sugar Cube Corner because she overheard the conversation between Haruhi and Pinkie, but she didn't know who the people were. It's name was Flubber....no Fluttershy. She saw the sign that read 'GO AWAY' on it.

"Oh my," she said. She walked away from the building and tripped on a pebble. It hurt a lot. She looked at her leg-thing. It was red.
She got up and opened her wings and flew toward the doctor place. She made it to the doctor place. She walked into the doctor place. There was another horse thing named RedHeart there. She looked like a horse....

Don: Enough. No more. I'll narrate.

Leo: Thanks, Donnie.

Mich: Aww...

Haruhi: You did just fine, Mike.

Raph: Like hell he did.

Don:
6:12 P.M. 1/7/12
Gotham City

The sun was setting on Gotham city and lights began to illuminate from the inside of the buildings.
Pinkie watched the transition between night and day in the city. It wasn't less calm at night than it was in the day, but there were less people.
Pinkie trotted her way out of the big city into the suburbs where the buildings looked the same and were not too big at all. It reminded her of Ponyville, only with less variety and less color. Pinkie later stumbled upon a group of kids playing in the back yard of their house.

"Hey!" Pinkie called the kids over. They didn't seemed freaked out by her appearance, so that was a start.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

"Hey! You look pretty outta place. I'm Ferb, and this is my brother Phineas."

The boy beside Ferb waved his hand.

"I'm looking for Batman! Or Robin...whoever is closer. Can anypony tell me where I can find them?"

"Well, there's Dexter over there. He knows everything! He's the red head back there."

The boy pointed over to a very small boy with glasses examining a fire fly with a magnifying glass.

"Hi-ya!" Pinkie waved at the boy.

"Hmm...a talking candy colored equine. That's not normal."
Dexter let the fire fly go.

"How are you today?"

"I'm looking for a batman or a robin."

"I know where Batman's cave is."

"Really?! Tell me tell me tell me!"
Pinkie jumped up and down in excitement.

"I'll tell you," Dexter said "If you beat me in a duel!"

"A duel! Sure! What kind of duel?"

"A y\Yu-gi-oh duel!"

"A wat?"

"You know, a Yu-gi-oh duel."

"Urm.... okay..."

And with that, Dexter reached into his pocket and pulled out a bail of Yu-gi-oh cards. He split the deck in half and gave it to Pinkie.
Dexter looked into his deeply, pulled out a calculator, a penny, a sheet of paper, and a pair of dice.

"Pssst..." Pinkie whispered as Dexter was examining his deck thoroughly.

"Yes?" Dexter whispered back.

"I betcha don't know where batman lives."

"Up the street. It's the big cave opening. You can't miss it."

"Thanks."

Pinkie put the cards down slowly. And walked away.

Dexter was so engrossed in his cards he didn't notice her leave.

Pinkie galloped up the road in search for Batman's cave. Three minutes into her search, she found something better. She found Batman himself.

"Hey! Hey! Batman! I wanna talk to you!"

The man in black turned to look at the bright colored equine. He thought it was some sort of metaphoric sign, so he walked over to examine her.

"Yes, candy horse?"

"My name is Pinkie Pie! I was looking for you everywhere! I wanna talk to you about the fight between you and your pal, Robin."

Batman looked away is disgust.

"He ain't my pal..."

"That's not true! C'mon Batty! I can't help you If you won't help me help you!"

Batman gave in. He sat on the grass and examined his surroundings. He was in a small section of the suburbs where there were no houses. Just up the road was his bat cave. Fireflies floated around the grass that wasn't too green due to the cold.

"Well.....He made me very angry and very homeless." Batman started.

"Go on. Seriously, Batman, I wanna help you!" Pinkie repeated herself.

"Robin got my house condemned with his stupid lies about how it was possessed. I don't know why he'd do such a thing. Then he tried to pawn all my things to the Mario Bros. to buy ourselves some food. He spent it all on candy.....Perhaps he did it because I didn't let him in on the next mission to Iran. It was too dangerous for him to come with me."

"So you cared for his safety, but he took it the wrong way."

"Most likely....yeah."

" Well, thanks batman! I'm Sure Robin was just disappointed that he couldn't go on a mission with you! How's about I go ask Robin?"

"Yeah....I'd like to know his side of the story. But I hear he left the country."

"Where?"

"Florence Italy or something...maybe Venice."

"I'll try the first place. Floor-rinse"

Pinkie put her hoof on her head and concentrated very hard for 6 seconds.

"Is Floor-rinse a place with red roofs and stuff?"

"Yeah."

"Okie-dokie-lokie!"

And with that, Pinkie disappeared right before Batman's eyes. Batman assumed he was drinking the good stuff. So he shuffled his way home to lay down.

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Haruhi: I got the snacks. A hero sandwich, pizza, which by the way, wasn't burnt at all ya know. It was just fire. I also got some potato chips, and the souls of the condemned.

Raph: I call the souls!

Don: Oh! I'll have some souls with my pizza too, if you don't mind!

Mich: Pfft, more sandwich for me, then!

Leo: *whew* The pizza wasn't burned! I'll have a slice with some potato chips.

Haruhi: Hey,hey,hey, how's the story coming along?

Don: Pinkie used the instant transmission to get to Florence after she learned Batman's side of the story. She now seeks Robin.

Haruhi: Okay, you guys eat. I'll narrate. I'm not too hungry yet.

2:03 P.M. 1/7/12
Florence, Italy
Two blocks from the Duomo

Robin and his army of girl scouts and losers marched away from the Duomo to bury Starfire's dead body in an open field.

"Why isn't she moving?" Kai-lan asked.

"She's dead." Dora answered in a tone as if she were talking to a baby.

"No more talking." Robin said with no emotion in his voice.

Robin was a walking zombie holding Starfire bride-style with his mouth open and staring into space. Then, out of seemingly nowhere, a quick flash of pink flashed before Robin's eyes. It quickly materialized in the shape of a horse.

"Hi, I'm Pinkie pie!" The horse spoke. Robin was completely unphased by Pinkie's introduction and entrance. Pinkie then continued.

"I'd like to know why you're so upset with Batm..."

"He just killed my friend."

"How?!" Pinkie was shocked.

"He sent this assassin after me."

"Do you know that the assassin was his?"

"He yelled 'for Batman' "

"I doubt Batman sent that assassin..."

"Then who did?!?" Robin raised his voice so that all of Europe could hear.

"Why, I dunno, Robin...sorry for your loss." Pinkie's smile lingered on her face, but her eyes began to dim.

"Whadda ya want, candied mule?"

"I wanna know why you pawned all of Batman's stuff."

"I had the balls."

"But why?"

"He wouldn't let me go on a mission. I left the Teen Titans to work with the old man, and he blows me off. My friend is running on Windows XP now because I left the team. My other friend is now suicidal and lastly, my third friend does drugs!"

"DRUGS?!" A green boy at the back of Robin's crowd yelled. "Where...h-h-how much? I got fifty on me right now...."

"NO! NO DRUGS FOR YOU!.....So, as you can see, I got kinda mad at Batman and I really want to whoop his ass for what he did to Starfire."

"Well, did you know Batman just cared for your safety, and thought that his mission was too dangerous for you?"

"Pfft. I doubt he cared enough to baby me." Robin looked away in anger.

"No really, he meant you no harm."

Robin lowered his eyes. He took a few minutes to think about what Pinkie was saying to him.
"Really?" He finally said.

"Well, duh! You think he was gonna except you back just to hate you?"

"I guess you're right...."

"Do you wanna go see batman?"

The answer for this question took a while, but Pinkie was glad to get it.

"Yeah.....after I bury Starfire."

"Wait. Tell me...how much money did you sell Batman's things for?"

"What?"

"How much?"

"I..I don't know what you mean."

"The numbers. The price. Come on, I gotta get this info outta you so you and Batman can make up."

"I don't have to tell you..."

Pinkie became slightly hostile.

"The NUMBERS! How much Robin?!"

"What do you want from me?!

"THE DAMN NUMBERS, ROBIN! WHAT ARE THEY?!"

"Eighty grand!"

Pinkie did a double take. 80000Bt.?! She then leveled her head when she realized Bits are worth more than dollars, so $80,000.00 Isn't worth as much as 80000Bt. but was still shocked none the less. "HOW MUCH CANDY CAN YOU BUY WITH THAT MONEY, ROBIN?!"

"Why do you need to know?!"

"I know you didn't just WALK to Floor-rinse. You must have pocketed Batman's money. You should be a good friend and get some of his things back."

"......Alright....We'll stop at the Pawn shop back in Gotham..."

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