The Eclectic Adventures of Pinkie Pie and the Walls of Fiction

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Haruhi: Really?! No one ate the sandwich I slaved over? Mikey, seriously, I thought you wanted the sandwich.

Mich: But the souls of condemned came out EPIC!!!!

Haruhi: Okay... I guess I'll eat the sandwich.

Raph: I wanna narrate.

Haruhi: Sure, go ahead. I'll be eating this hero sammich all by myself.

Raph:
3:27 P.M. 1/7/12
Gotham city.

The pink horse and Robin made there way to Gotham using Pinkie's Instant transmission. Pinkie thought that her powers really came in handy. When the two came close to the bat lair, Batman and his team were just walking out. As soon as Batman's crew saw Robin, they were rippin'. Everyone had weapon's drawn to Robin and Pinkie.

"Wait!" Pinkie pleaded. "You guys have to hear what Robin has to say! Batman, you should listen."

Batman raised his hand and gestured everyone to drop their gats.

"Batman," Robin began, " I'm sorry I pawned all your things to the Marios and told the F.B.I. that our house was haunted. I was just so mad when you wouldn't let me go on that mission."

"It was too dangerous," Batman said, quickly, like he wanted to winter wrap this shit up.

"Pinkie told me you cared about my safety."

"Yeah...."

"So....you don't hate me?"

"............................................................no."

After that, Batman's team let out an 'Awwww' but an aw of, like, ....disappointment. Pinkie did that bouncing nonsense again.

"Yay! You guys have made up now?"

"I guess so.." Batman said.

Ugh...this is getting gushy! I wanna see someone get owned. Oh Great! The Kitten is here! This is gonna get good!

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Don: Seriously, Raph? You can't take any sentiment? Come on, this was a pretty good part.

Mich: Maybe you should Narrate now, Don.

Don: I'm purposely saving my turn for a certain part. Where the story escalates and gets really action packed.

Mich: Can I narrate again?

Leo: Whoa there.........you can narrate, but you have to have very important details in there so that the readers know what you're talking about.

Mich: I can do that.

Haruhi: This is a damn good sandwich. Wow.

Michelangelo:
1:00 P.M. 1/7/12
In a space station somewhere....

In the big black, starry, black holey, abyss of space lie a big building that was really big and had windows that were square. Inside those windows were square rooms. Square rooms where the windows were, yeah. Inside them was a group of very good captains who wore captain's clothes.

"Captain Falcon," some guy named Captain America who wore the American flag said. "It's come to my attention that there is a big fight between two young men In Gotham that started a while ago."

"Why is this of our concern?" Captain Falcon asked the American flag man.

"It's of our concern," Another guy named Captain Planet said. "Because the young men are ripping holes in the space-time rift. If this fight continues, it could cost us our universe, and I'd hate to be shit out of a universe."

"How do you plan to stop this?" Some guy in a colonial-like suit named Captain Crunch asked.

"Well, we could just kill the two and be on our merry way." Falcon said.

"Very well," Crunch said. "Patch in the Star Fox Team." The captain said as he hit a red button on this black square phone thing.

A big flat square T.V. thing popped out of nowhere, but not really out of nowhere, and it had a picture of a fox on it.

"Fox!" Captain crunch said. "We need you to exterminate a Batman and a Robin for acts of ripping holes in the space-time rift. They are currently on Earth, North America, Gotham City. 100% accurate longitude and latitude are currently unknown for suspects are on a constant move."

"Roger" The fox on the square, flat, T.V. talked. "We are in U.D.P. en route to Earth. Will arrive at designated location in T- 45 minutes. We're patching in 'Quantum clean up' team 9 to fix any significant space-time damages......Quantum clean up, this is team Star Fox, over.

Another face popped up on the screen. It was blurry. The voice also sounded like it was on a bad radio.

"This is quantum clean up team. What's your status? Over."

"We're en route to Earth to stop a problem. We need you to scan the Milky Way for any quantum distortions and patch them up A.S.A.P. Over."

"Copy that. U.D.P. en route to the East of the Milky Way and will make a standard '6 scan' across to the West. Over."

"Negative. A standard scan will not pick up many readings. Try a 'Figure 8' starting north. Over."

"Roger that. U.D.P. en route to northern Milky way to perform an Alpha DLX 'Figure eight'. Over"

The T.V. then turned off. The captains then began to talk about other stuff.

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Leo: You're not too good of a Narrator, Mikey. I barely understood what the space station looked like. Also, I didn't understand what they were saying. U.P.D.?

Don: Nice try, Mike. And it's U.D.P. 'Unidirectional Position'.

Mich: You guys are harsh. I'm gonna write a book one day.

Raph: PFFFFT WHAT?! HA!

Haruhi: Be nice! I'm gonna narrate now.

3:41 P.M. 1/7/12
The Bat Lair.

The huge hole that once burdened the Bat cave with unfathomable coldness was patched up with cardboard. Batman and Robin are friends again, but then, suddenly and unexpectedly, a group of skilled assassin's dressed in black hoodies and bandanas on their faces popped in. They were all holding XM8 assault rifles and H&K G11s.
They all screamed "FOR ROBIN!" and opened fire on Batman's team.

They shot up everything. The loud noises from the automatic rifles were brutal on their own, not to mention getting hit by one of the bullets themselves. The Batmobile took one too many bullets to the hood and blew up. Rather than hurting anyone but Batman and two of his team members, it blew a huge, wide open hole in the back of the cave.

Batman had been drinking. So he thought he could fend off an army of trained assassins with his batgun. The cardboard cutout of the batman insignia was falling off because it was only being held on with cheap electrical tape. Batman was physically there, but mentally, he was running on bullshit and fairy tales. In a drunken stumble forward out of cover, Batman got into position to shoot while he sang the batman theme song.

"Dun nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu BATMAN!"

"Batman! No!" Pinkie screamed.

In an act of quick thinking, Pinkie dove for Batman to get him out of the line of fire before the assassins could finish reloading. As they hit the ground, Pinkie stole batman's batgun and fired a shot at one of the assassins. The assassin clutched the trigger on his G11 as a reflex and began to blindly fire around the cave, killing one other assassin. With the two assassin's dead, the rest considered retreating.

"Come on," one of the assassin's said in an Italian accent.

"To Rhode island!" Another very short assassin with whiskers and a harmless voice said as she instant transmitted away, leaving two dead assassins there.

It wasn't much of a bloodbath, but a mess none the less.Thousands upon thousands of 4.73x33mm bullet casings on the ground, bullet holes everywhere, small pools of blood by the two dead assassins, and car parts everywhere. Surprisingly, there was no fire. The smell of gun powder lingered, and the smell of the dead bodies were already potent. Not to mention the huge hole now in Batman's cave. It began to snow, and the flurries infiltrated the cave, and it got drastically colder.

Everyone in the cave looked at Robin. Batman looked at him with a face much worse than the last time they saw each other. He was so angry, his toes hurt. Batman quickly ran over to the dead bodies to examine their faces. It was Ronald Mc Donald and Barney the dinosaur. They were, oddly frowning, and they will be forever. Due to the cold, you could see the air rise from their wounds.

Batman knew Barney and Ronald worked for Robin, so he did what he had to do. He went to wreck his shit. Once and for all.

"Robin, you flatfooted butt-monger!" Batman cocked his fist back, but before he could rearrange Robin's face, Pinkie stopped him.

"Wait! Look at the bodies again!" Pinkie pleaded.

Batman threw Robin against the wall. He swaggered over to the bodies and examined them. After a few short seconds, he realized that their hands have been tied to the guns.

"Robin's been framed!" Pinkie concluded.

"Batman looked around his cave that was now screwed beyond repair. He shook his head slowly and rose back on his feet."

"Maybe.....it wasn't you, Robin. "

"Darn right!"

Batman had a serious case of the dumb. He charged over to Robin and drop kicked him in the throat. Batman then kicked the living crap out of him for a solid 45 minutes. No one tried to stop him 'cause they were beyond surprised that he would do such a thing. However, someone yelled 'Finish him!' He then put Robin back on his feet and stepped 6 meters back. Batman then ducked down in a crouched position and performed a 'Haidoken'.

Pinkie saw the haidoken, and pushed Robin out of the way, instantly. She then ran up to Batman, picking up a blunt piece of debris and knocked him unconscious.

"I'm goin' to Rhode Island. Pinkie stated." And galloped out through the huge hole, without any question or hesitation.
She galloped as fast as she possibly could. She galloped so fast, the rest of her body couldn't keep up.
Pinkie neared the big city when she saw one of the assassins from earlier. Pinkie ran up to him and jump-stepped on his back. As she landed, she slid on him like a skateboard for a good 12 feet. When they stopped moving, she yanked a knife out of his pocket and impaled him in the solar plexus.
He yelled in pain.

"Where's Rhode island?"

".....Kitty....I work for the little white kitty..."

"Not Robin?" Pinkie was surprised, and very relieved.

"No, the kitty wants Robin and Batman to kill each other. She's not really going to Rhode Island, bambina cavallo. The Kitty is heading back to Firenze until things cool down. She'll be back to have Batman, Robin, and you killed."

"Why are you telling me all this?"

"There's something unholy about that gatto...Do what you must."

"So....where's Firenze?"

"It's Florence." the former assassin said in a giggle.

Pinkie stepped off of him as he slipped into oblivion, shut his eyes and muttered:
"pars est finita....ito domum. Requiescat in pace." Meaning: Party's over go home. Rest in peace.

Pinkie placed her hoof upon her forehead once more and found herself in Italy seconds after.

Pinkie walked around Florence, in search of Hello kitty. She got into a gondola and rode it toward the duomo.
When there was no more water in that direction, she got out to trot. Eventually, she made it to the duomo, and there, she saw Kitty, standing on a tower.

"You!!" Pinkie screamed.

Hello kitty turned her head around. When she saw it was Pinkie, her body followed.

"How did you know I was here?" Kitty asked jokingly, not really caring about the answer.

"That's not important! You could have ended a friendship!"

"You mean I didn't?" Kitty asked, confused.

"No. I know you did this. Robin was sorry for what he did."

"What a shame. I'll just have to kill them myself."

"I don't think so..." Pinkie said in a serious tone.
Almost instantaneously, Pinkie launched herself forward and kicked Hello Kitty in the face, knocking her off the tower and into the street.
Hello Kitty fell dramatically fast toward the pavement. Shockingly, a crater was left in the ground larger than Hello Kitty herself. Pinkie dashed over to Hello Kitty and delivered a heavy hook to the face, launching her back a mile and into a tree.

"Ugh......you shouldn't have done that." Hello Kitty warned.

The little white cat suddenly emitted an aura of blue flames around her. Small pebbles floated off the ground and swirled around her.
Pinkie got very worried. Seconds later, Kitty dashed at a sonic speed so fast, Pinkie was hit before she heard the sound of the impact.
She flew back into a building that collapsed as Pinkie smashed through it. But it didn't stop there. Pinkie continued to fly across Florence. Soon , Kitty followed by running exponentially faster than the average cat. When she was just under Pinkie's shadow, she performed a powerful uppercut to Pinkie's back.

Pinkie landed on the ground with a huge thud. They ended up in a grassy area outside of the city. Pinkie got up with ease, as if the events that had just occurred were just a dream. Pinkie took one look at Hello Kitty and held her hooves out in-front of her. A small, pink ball of concentrated energy began to form in Pinkie's hooves. The ball got larger by the second till it was the size of Pinkie's head. She held the ball of energy back as if she were about to throw it.

"Okiiiiiiiiie......." Pinkie said slowly began to say her catch phase.

Kitty became confused.

"Dokieeeeeeeeeey......"

Now Kitty was getting scared and contemplated running for her life.

"Lokieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed as she threw her hooves back out in-front of her. The pink ball of energy became a huge beam of destruction. The laser fired for a good 30 seconds. After the laser cleared, it left the charred remains of anything in the way. Flowers, grass, and trees were now soot, ashes, and creosote. Small embers still lingered on the ground hopping every which way. At the very end of the devastation about 60 yards away, Hello Kitty lay there. Unmoving.

This reminded Pinkie of something.... The bat lair! Batman was gonna wake up and murder Robin any second. Robin probably can't move after the ass whooping that took place over there. Pinkie quickly put her hoof to her forehead and tried to go back to the bat cave, but something wasn't right. Pinkie wasn't instant transmitting anymore. She tried five more times till she realized her attempts were futile. On that note she began to run back to Gotham on foot...or hoof.

After about 34 hours of non stop, painful running, Pinkie had made it to Rome. There, she would buy a ticket back to Gotham. She scanned the wonderful city and took a look at the coliseum. It was night time out, so it had lights pointing on it, giving it a nice warm glow. The city was similar to Gotham, only the people were a lot calmer here. Pinkie finally laid eyes on the airport and walked toward it.

"Can't let you do that, Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie looked up in the air to see 5 high tech hovering aircraft above her. It was the star fox team. 4 of the planes were small, one maned fighter planes, while the 5th was bigger and looked like it carried personal.

"This is Captain Crunch." A voice emitted from the larger plane.
"Stop what you're doing."

"I can't! I have to go save Batman and Robin!"

"Then you are a threat to our mission, and therefore must be terminated."

On that note, the 4 fighter jets aimed their noses at Pinkie and waited.

"You have on more chance....Stop what you are doing."

"No." Pinkie said in a childish tone.

"Star Fox team. Weapons free." The larger ship took off as the other 4 remained to carry out orders.

With those words that Pinkie didn't really understand, the planes all shot huge green lasers out of their noses. Pinkie dodged them all by ducking and weaving in a zig-zaged path. After the firing stopped for a split second, Pinkie began to run.

"Alright team!" A fox from one of the fighter planes said. "All-range-mode!"

The planes took a second to adjust their wings and then they flew toward Pinkie and shot everything up, attempting to avoid collateral damages to any person or property of Rome.
Pinkie continued to dodge the lasers until one large red laser flew right before her, blowing her back.

Pinkie laid on the ground, suffering from blast injury from the laser.

"Head for original location, team." The fox commanded, and all the planes flew away towards Gotham.

Pinkie laid there on the ground staring at the moon and wondered if she would save Rainbow Dash. She also wondered if the police found the body yet. Did anyone notice Rainbow Dash was gone? Did anyone notice she was gone? She continued staring at the moon and began to pray.

"Luna........Princess of the night....I need your guidance to set things right. Things will not always go my way, but I need them to, so to you I pray."

"I'm here, my child." A tall, elegant alicorn stood behind Pinkie, looking down on her. Her mane resembled the night sky, dark blue and beautiful. It was Princess Luna. She looked at Pinkie with an expression of power.
"What troubles you?" Luna asked.

"Luna!" Pinkie got up just to bow. "I need your help! I need to stop those planes from getting to Gotham before I do!!"

Luna looked into the sky and saw the steaks of jet fuel mark the night sky that she brought forth. She disliked it.

"Mount my back, Pink one. We must catch those vandals."

Pinkie slowly grew a smile wide as the Pacific Ocean. Her eyes glimmered as she climbed onto Luna's back.

"Thank you Lun-AAAAA!!!!!"

Luna took off as fast as a bullet before Pinkie could finish talking. They soared hundreds of feet into the air before Luna set course for team Star Fox. Within mere minutes, Luna had caught up to the planes.

"BLASPHEMERS!!!! THOU HAD SCARED OUR SCARED NIGHT SKY!"
Luna yelled in the royal Canterlot voice.
"HALT AT ONCE, OR SUFFER ETERNAL DAMNATION!"

"Fox! Get these guys off me!!" A young green frog pleaded from his jet.

"YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! Brace yourself, child."
The uni-peg dove at a ridiculous speed under one of the planes, and flew back up, impaling the jet with her horn. The jet instantly caught fire, and Luna flew away just before it exploded.

"SLIPPY!!!!" A cocky blue bird named Falco in one of the jets exclaimed.

"Alright team," Fox said, very irate, "Batman and Robin will have to wait..."

After 15 minutes passed, Luna and Pinkie destroyed all but one jet. It was Fox's. Luna and Fox were 80 yards apart, facing each other. The moon shined bright and big besides them. Fox's plane, A.K.A. the 'Arwing', was suffering damages in the wings and nose. It barely hung in the air. Luna was doing just fine. She had a scratch or two, but she wasn't in any pain.

"Star Fox team, assemble the super mech."

The arwing that Luna had knocked down first still had a breathing pilot. This irritated Luna, so she fired a beam of lethal magic down toward him, but the little frog pilot had used a piece of debris as a makeshift barrier.

"Okay Fox! I downloaded the blue prints from the Voltron Force! Our arwings will be able to make a giant mech bot!"
The small green Pilot sounded excited.

"Alright, get into formation team!"

Suddenly, all of the ruble and debris of the fallen airplanes combined together, causing a fog of smoke and dust to kick into the air. Fox's arwing flew into the fog to begin the transformation, which took about a minute. Once the smoke cleared, Luna and Pinkie laid their eyes on a large humanoid robot. Luna was unimpressed. The robot rose it's arm into the air and charged a beam. Luna just sat there in the sky and watched. The charged beam then flew into the air towards Luna, who underestimated it's power. Luna was hit with the beam and was badly injured.

Luna plummeted down toward the ground, dropping Pinkie, who grabbed onto the giant mech's arm. Luna hit the Earth with a thud. She picked herself up easily and shrugged off the pain.

".....This looks like something Optimus can handle...." Luna muttered to herself. "OPTIMUS PRIME! I HAVE AIDED YOU! THE TIME FOR YOU TO PAY BACK THE DEBT IS NIGH! I SUMMON THEE!"

Luna yelled into the night, expecting to see an old acquaintance.

"SHOW THYSELF!"

Out of nowhere, a six wheeled Peterbilt 379 truck busted through a gate and drove toward Star Fox's mech. The truck then transformed into a robotic human before Luna's eyes and leapt into the air to grab Pinkie Pie, who was about to fall. The robot landed on the ground with a roll and turned back into it's vehicle form with one swift move. The truck drove quickly over to Luna and began to speak.

"Your majesty, I apologize for my tardiness..." The truck's voice was strong and very professionally spoken.

"Apologize with action, Optimus Prime. Destroy the monstrosity , and all thy debts shall be paid." Luna pointed toward the mech and grinned.

"Not a problem." Prime said, transforming back into his robot form and tossing Pinkie onto his shoulder. He then jogged over to the Robot and punched a hole through it with ease, murdering two of four pilots. The opposing mech then tried to throw a right hook, but it failed when Prime grabbed it's arm and yanked it off, killing another pilot.

"Pink Pony!" Optimus yelled at the tiny pink dot on his shoulder and extended his arm, pointing at the mech's head. "Run across my arm and take out the pilot!"

Pinkie grinned. "Okie dokie lokie!"

Pinkie galloped along Prime's arm and drop-kicked through the cockpit of the mech. Inside, she saw Fox. Fox tried to kick Pinkie in the face, but Pinkie was quick, and grabbed Fox's blaster rifle from the glove compartment. Pinkie shot Fox 3 times in the torso, then charged the blaster and blew the top off of the cock pit. She climbed out and ran back to Optimus Prime.

"Good work." Prime stated as he hurled the mech into the air.

Optimus placed Pinkie down where Luna was sitting.

"Your debts are of the past." Luna concluded as she flew gracefully into the night sky.

Optimus Prime looked up at the moon, and was about to take off. Then, randomly, Prime was denied an escape when he took 21 R.P.G.s to the chest. He exploded into a billion pieces.

Pinkie looked over to where the rockets came from, and there she saw Hello Kitty and her elite task force, all armed with R.P.G.s.

"Didja miss me?" Kitty asked, reloading her R.P.G.

"Well, not really. If I missed ya, I wouldn't have tried to kill ya in the first place!" Pinkie yelled back, very upset at the loss of a newly made friend.

Kitty wasn't amused. "Have fun in hell, Pink Horse!"
She aimed her R.P.G. at Pinkie and fired. Pinkie stood there and took the shot like a mare. The explosion should have killed her. Instead, Pinkie wasn't there anymore. There was another mare with a darker coat and a straight mane. I guess you could say it was Pinkie, but really, It was Pinkimena Dianne Pie.

"Fun?" Pinkimena stared at Kitty and her team. "I don't think so."

Kitty looks over to Shadow, who is to her left.

"Shadow, what does that device of yours say about Pinkie's power levels?"

"It's in scientific notation......" Shadow said, scared.

"Well what is it?"

".....9 times 10 to the power of 9001....."

"Wat." Kitty slowly turned around to the rest of her team.

"ALRIGHT!" GET INTO POSITION!"

With that said, Shadow's once black fur turned golden yellow and he began to glow. Behind them, the once small orange spike ball that was Don Patch was now a yellow winged Professional Patch. Everyone on Kitty's team changed into something super powerful.

"Don...." Kitty said.

"You go first..."

"With great pleasure. I'll do it professionally."

Don flew down toward Pinkie at a good speed with his fist cocked back. Pinkamena stood there and simply extended her hoof out toward Patch. Professional Patch flew into her hoof and was socked in the face. Then a large, black beam of antimatter launched from Pinkamena's hoof, obliterating Patch from existence. The antimatter fired into the sky and left a small black hole in the air. Reality began to slowly engulf itself, until Pinkamena closed the black hole with her hooves as if it were just a window shade.

"Kirby, your next."

"Poyo!"

The small pink ball waddled toward Pinkamena and before he could do anything, Pinkamena opened her mouth and swallowed Kirby whole.

"Oh." Kitty said in a voice of defeat.

Pinkamena then then charged a ball of antimatter in her hands and launched it toward the team. Kitty ducked, and the ball of intense dark energy was flung over her head.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Rhode island at a Walmart super market, a hefty man named Peter Griffon and another man with yellow tinted skin by the name of Homer Simpson were fighting over the last pack of Oreos.

"Gimme them Oreos, ya bastard!" Peter said in his Boston accent.

"But I was here first! The only way to settle this is a fight to the death!" Homer declared.

"Hey, Mandy!" A young boy with a huge nose called over to his blonde friend. "These two fat guys are gonna kill each other!"

"This could be interesting..." Mandy said with her usual monotone.

Suddenly, the store became dark and a huge ball of dark energy burst through and destroyed everything. The remains of the store were sent to another universe due to the quantum imbalance.

Back in Rome, Pinkamena had wrecked Kitty's team, and turned back into Pinkie. She had already galloped away and was trying to find a quicker route to Gotham, due to the fact that she still couldn't teleport.
Along the way, Pinkie sees a white racecar with an 'M' painted on the front. On the side, it had the number 5. Pinkie didn't have time to hesitate. She hopped into the car and got it to run with ease. Pinkie then slammed the gas pedal on the floor with her hoof and zoomed out toward Gotham. She needed to get there quick, it was only a matter of time.

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