The Eclectic Adventures of Pinkie Pie and the Walls of Fiction

Haruhi: Do you want to narrate now, Don?

Don: I thought you'd never ask.

Mich: Well, come on! I wanna know what happens next!

Don:
1:01 A.M. 1/9/12
Rome, Italy

Hello Kitty picked herself up and aided her team. She even took the time to nurse some of their wounds.

"Guys...I have a confession to make..." The Kitty spoke to her team.

"I....I.....I'm the Avatar."

"Wat." Her whole team spoke in unison.

"Yeah. I can bend all four elements."

This kinda shocked her group of assassins. They just sat there and looked at her.

"Okay....I didn't want to tell anyone, but it's true. But now I have to bring balance to the world by killing Batman, Robin, AND that horrid pink pony."

Kitty then moved her paws in a circular motion. The earth around her began to shift and move until it finally broke and swirled around Kitty. The wind began to pick up and suddenly formed a circular tornado that enclosed her. Water from the sky's clouds were collected and simply swished in mid air, joining the wind and the stones. Finally, a ring of fire formed around the huge ball of elements and joined. The sphere of energy held Hello Kitty for a minute, then when it disappeared, Kitty was there with a golden aura surrounding her. Her once white fur was now bright, glowing blonde. Her cute, coal black eyes were now the color of ruby red blood.

"I'll be back." Kitty said in a voice that was no longer hers. It sounded more womanly now compared to her once innocent tone.
Hello Kitty took to the air at a break-neck speed.

Back to Pinkie Pie, who had just picked up a young canine boy named Inuyasha and a handsome blonde man named Johny Bravo.

"You guys ready to kick it to overdrive?" Pinkie asked.

"Whoooa there little pony ," Johnny said, overwhelmed by the speed and grasping the dashboard from the passenger's seat, "ain't this already over drive?"

"Find your courage." Inuyasha barked, sitting nonchalantly on the truck of the high tech racecar.

"Inuyasha is right, Johnny! Just sit tight, and-"

Just as Pinkie said 'sit' Inuyasha was flung back off the car. He face planted the asphalt of the road while inertia keep his body moving. The street acted like a cheese grater on his face. Pinkie was going about .7 miles a second so as soon as Inuyasha hit the street, Pinkie knew he was gone.

"I guess it was his stop." Johnny giggled.

Pinkie scanned her surroundings. She saw a large suspension bridge in the distance. A beautiful sunrise caused the buildings of the city to look like shadows.

"Looks like we're in San Fransisco!" Pinkie exclaimed.

Johny perked up and performed a double take. "Hey! Weren't we just back in Rome?"

Somewhere downtown, a girl scout by the name of Bessy Higenbottom was helping an elderly woman cross the street. She smiled as she counted the badges on her sash that represented her feats of success . However, her lack of awareness cost her the amount of time needed to get back onto the sidewalk as a speeding racecar plowed through her. The old lady however, was left totally unharmed.

Pinkie was going too fast to realize she just killed someone, so she kept going.

"Hold on batman!!!" Pinkie yelled to the wind "I'm comin'!"

Meanwhile at the bat lair, Batman had regained consciousness, and was in the room with no one but a battered and bruised Robin. It was only logical to assume that Robin had bashed his head with a blunt object, especially because the bloody debris was on the floor next to Robin. The blunt piece of bat car that Pinkie used to subdue Batman was envisioned as an attempted murder weapon against him.

"You FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Batman yelled at the top of his lungs as he lunged himself forward to reach toward the batgun. Batman's jump came up a bit short, and he landed right in-front of the gun flat on his face. In self defense, Robin intercepted the shotgun before Batman could grab it.

Batman began to sob. He sat up slowly as Robin aimed the batgun at him to keep him at bay. Batman cocked his head back and teared up.

"C-Cosmo, Wanda," Batman began. " I wish I had all my things back....I wish I never met Robin, and I wish my batgun looked 20% cooler!"

Suddenly, two large headed fairies floated up from under some rubble. They were holding wands and they started to wave them when they were denied with buckshot. The two fairies, Cosmo and Wanda, were shot by Robin out of pure impulse, or fear. He killed both of them with one shot. Batman turned to the dead Fairy God Parents.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Batman yelled for a minute straight letting out all the passion of his pain. During which, a small beam of light emitted from his mouth. Within seconds, the small beam of light became a powerful ultra inferred laser that melted the light spectrum around it. The beam was exponentially stronger than the first time he fired one from his eyes. The laser shot through the wall and continued on...
....and on until it traveled around the world.

In another town, a hefty red cat and a scrawny, petite, chiwawa were arguing over who will get to watch T.V.

"Gimme the remote, Ren!!!" the cat hissed.

"STIMPY, YOU IDIOT! You are NOT watching a RE-RUN of the muddy mud skipper show!"

"But Reeeen-"
Stimpy was cut short from his whining when the house was struck by a large vermillion streak of light and power that burnt everything to a crisp.

Just across the street, yet another cat by the name of Gumball was playing a game of 'Who can do nothing the longest' with his pudgy orange fish friend, Darwin. The match was vigorous. Neither opponent so much as took a breath as they glared into each others eyes across the room from one another. It was Intense. So intense that when the huge single-spectrum laser burst through the walls of their home, they hardly noticed. They were left unscathed, but the house surrounding them was in shambles.

Back to Pinkie Pie, flying down the civil roads of San Diego at unstoppable speeds, a powerful beam of light struck the road in front of Pinkie. The aftermath of the blast left a huge, flaming pothole

"Gah! We're gonna die!" Johny screamed.

Acting fast, pinkie noticed the hub on the car steering wheel containing 7 buttons. Pinkie quickly selected the "A" button because she assumed the car was more of a Nintendo gaming system. Sure enough, the car sprouted four jacks from the bottom, and it jumped high over the blazing pit. When the car's tires returned to the ground, Pinkie threw the car into a drift, causing it to spin-out and slow down to a stop.

Pinkie scanned her surroundings to see where the laser had come from. However, all she could see what the city skyline under the bright sunrise, a street trolly that had performed an emergency stop, and the flaming pothole she just flew over. She could also only hear the sound of Johny catching his breath, the engine of the car, and the flames behind her. She couldn't see anything else out of place, but she felt a strong disturbance. Her whole body began to bounce and shake.

"Uhhh, Pinkie?" Johny asked confused. "Are you feelin' okay?"
"We're in trouble." Pinkie stated, narrowing her eyes as she brought her gaze to the lit sky.

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Haruhi: Well, Pinkie has come a long way.

Don: Honestly, I didn't think she could progress so far.

Raph: Ya know, Leo didn't get a chance to read.

Mich: But I wanna read again! I think I know how to narrate now!

Leo: Mind as well let Mikey narrate. I'll go on after him. Go ahead, bro.

Mich: Sweet! I read this book called Narrating For Dummies. It was pretty long, but I got through it.
Alright, Here I go.

Michelangelo:
6:50 A.M. 1/11/12
Captain's space center.

In the main room of the large space center, the air was smothered with a deafening silence. Captain Crunch, with brows ruffled and staring blindly at the table before him, took a large swig of whiskey, letting the strong liquid slowly reach it's destination. He was was in mourning of the Star Fox team. The silence only made it hurt more. The eyelids of the four captains acted as dams holding back the flow of tears for their lost comrades.The only sound in the room was the beeping sound of the computers running, and a occasional sliding sound of the automatic doors outside of the room, because like, the main hallway was right outside. Once or twice, the captains would hear a conversation on the station's status report.

The Star Fox Team had been Reported K.I.A. hours ago, but the message they hear still lingered in the Captains ears.

Suddenly, to break the long, tearless sobbing, the large T.V. screen thing came out of comms. table. On it was a old dog, eyes filled with sorrow and anger.

"General Pepper, here." The dog spoke. His voice sounded as if it were coming from a radio. You'd think a T.V. like this would have better sound, right? Okay, so the dog began to talk again, this time he brought up a bunch of pictures of Pinkie Pie on the screen.

"This.....fiend....." Pepper yelled, referring to our hero. "....murdered our friends........Captain crunch." The dogs voice became more professional after he addressed his comrade. A tear escaped when he heard his named called.

"This wasn't your fault.....You may have left the team there in the heat of battle....but you didn't kill them. You trusted them, but...she was too powerful."

Captain crunch looked up at the screen.

"I'll have her head mounted on this dammed wall," Crunch abruptly stood up out of his seat, knocking his chair back as he pointed his finger at a blank space on the wall, his face stricken with grand intensity, "or accidentally blow it up, in the process." Crunch's voice was as cold as the space surrounding the center.
The other captains were motivated by Crunch's sudden sense of valor and awesomeness.

"Alright then," Captain America said with a hint of valor in his voice, "call the troopers, tell them to fire the Precise, Orbital, Omnipotent, Pulse-Laser!"

"That's the spirit, men!" Pepper cheered as he brought up another man on the screen.

"This is O.A. 12, over" The man responded.

"General Pepper, here. I need you to locate the exact longitude and latitude of Pinkie Pie. Fire the P.O.O.P laser on her. She must be neutralized at all costs, over"

"Copy that. We are S.F.T. with the Precise Orbital Omnipotent Pulse Ignition Engine, repeat, we are Searching For Target on the P.O.O.P.I.E.,over."

"Good God...who names these things...."

"Ugh....you do sir, over."

"Oh....okay, fire when ready, solider. We'll be watching, over."

"Copy that."

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Don: The laser beam fired by the weapon that the Captains are talking about has about the diameter of a pencil, but has the range of light itself, and twice as fast. It surprisingly requires years of Marksmen training to hit someone with such accuracy from outer space. The beam it fires flashes like lightning, and obliterates what it hits, minus the atmosphere, of course, and then stops, so as to not cause any collateral damage.
By the way, Mike... well done. You surprised me.

Mich: Heh he, It was nothin'

Haruhi: Well, I guess it's Leo's turn now.

Leo: Sure, why not.

Leonardo:
7:12 A.M. 1/11/12
Somewhere in San Fransisco.

"Mah tail's a twitchin', my eyes are bogglin', my butts a jigglin'" Pinkie stated as Johnny stepped out of the car.

"You're trouble, babeh."

Just then, Pinkie jumped under an awning from the building to her right.

Johnny was just about to ask why she was acting so crazy when a thin red laser flashed vertically from right where Pinkie was standing to above the clouds. The laser was so fast, you couldn't identify what direction is originated in. The sound of the shot sounded like blowing into a thin straw. Johnny was very surprised to see the laser, but after everything else he just went through, he wasn't going too crazy over it or anything.
The aftermath of the very controlled shot was a small, yet deep hole about as round as a golf ball in the concrete where embers arose from.

Pinkie crawled back onto the street, looking up with a serious expression on her face.

"The nerve!" Pinkie growled as she hopped back into the racecar.

Just then, a bunch of heavy pods about the size and shape of wardrobe closets fell from the sky. They crashed into the pavement making a lot of loud noise and kicking up tons of dust and debris. The pods then opened up, showing that there were people in each one. One of the strange pod-people stepped out into the bright San Fran. light. He was holding a futuristic looking SMG and was dressed in white armor. He spoke:

"Pinkamena Diane Pie! We are the O.D.S.C.T. (Orbital Drop Shock Clone Troopers) You are under arrest for the disruption of Space time, and the murder of the Star Fox team. Surrender and we will make it quick and painless!"

Pinkie looked at the man and his crew who were slowly emerging out of their pods. She then trotted slowly over to the car and popped the glove compartment open.

"Step away from the vehicle!" one of the clone troopers yelled. Pinkie completely ignored him as if he simply hadn't said anything.

Time seemed to go by very fast when Pinkie suddenly pulled out a 60 to 70 pound mini-gun out of the car and opened fire on the clone troopers. The mini-gun's barrels spun so fast, you couldn't make out the details. Johny Bravo had already ducked for cover someplace. The mini-gun fired for a good 60 seconds before it had fired all of it's 4000 rounds into the troopers. Pinkie kept a consistent poker-face throughout the entire ordeal. You probably could have heard the men screaming if it weren't for the loud whirring sound the gun made when it fired, not to mention the sound of the bullets flying out.

There lay about 21 dead men in the middle of the street. Pinkie was on a 6 star wanted level. The sound of police sirens echoed through the city and so did the very audible "hurricane siren" in the distance. Pinkie vaulted into the car and put the pedal to the metal. She was almost out of time.

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