Chapters Author's Note
In case you didn't see the description, THIS IS A COMEDY! Not meant to be taken seriously. If you have a problem with the humor, please tell me and I will try and fix it in the next chapter.
Ponyville get eated.
Pac-Man Eats Ponies
The Ponyville streets were normal. It was sunrise, so shops were just opening up. Ponies got to working on their jobs. Nothing that unusual was happening.
Except for the undeniable fact that there were big write orbs floating in the center of all the buildings in town. Whenever anypony tried to touch one, they were zapped full of electricity. The children couldn’t help but poke them with metal rods, AHAHAHAHA! Oh the little tikes. Needles to say, their parents won’t be very happy when they get certain news later today. But needless to say, it was quite a, You ready for this? Shocking experience! AHAHAHA! Oh man I am funny. Hahaha. Ah, dead children.
Anyways, aside from all the dead pony babies lying around, there is nothing really going on in the world. Oh, unless you count the strange beeping just out of town. But I’m sure that isn't in any way going to affect their day in the slightest.
However the noise was enough to wake up a certain unicorn who lives at a library tree, “What in the world was that?!?” She yelled.
Soon after that, she heard a knock on the door she opened the door and saw her good friend Rainbow Dash .
“Oh, hey Rainbow, what's up?” Twilight asked
“Hey Twilight, well the thing is, there are these floating orbs around Ponyville and they seem to be filled with electricity and nopony knows why they're here.”
“Ok but I fail to see what this has to do with me?”
“Well you're the smartest pony in the town, so can you figure out why they’re here.”
“Oh! I see but can this wait till later, I mean It’s not like they've killed anypony. Heh heh. Right?” Twilight worriedly asks.
“Um... They... Kinda... Already have.”
“WHAT?!”
“Ya, you see-” Rainbow Dash Stop mid-sentence and looks to be listening to something.
“Rainbow what are you-”Twilight stops and begins to hear what Rainbow Dash is hearing.
The sound of houses being destroyed, along with ponies screaming getting closer and closer and soon a weird sound going “wanka wanka” can be heard as well until it sounds like it’s coming from down the street.
Twilight and Rainbow Dash look over and see what looks like a yellow circle with a mouth that keeps opening and closing was going around and eating all the orbs in its path but when they got a better look at it the two of them could see a lot of blood near its mouth
The two friends had no idea what this thing was. A door a few houses down swung open, and their good friend Daisy stepped out, unaware of what was going on. She had temporarily lost her hearing a few days ago, but the doctor says she’ll be better in about a week. Oh, anyways, in her mouth was a water can. Or whatever the hell it’s called. And she seems to be watering some flowers, how nice. She stopped right in front of an orb that was in front of her small garden. She however, did not see this orb because she was temporarily blind. But the doctor says she will regain her ability to see in about a month or two. But she knew her way around ponyville so well.
She had started to pour the water of some flowers of hers. She then put the can down and nodded at what a great job she had just done. though she could not see the great job, it was still a job well done.
She stood there nodding for a few more seconds, then something odd happened. She felt something sharp engulf her head tearing it off her neck. Blood sprayed out of her neck, squirting everywhere. Her body fell over onto the ground, soaking it with blood.
Twilight and Rainbow Dash had just witnessed this and started screaming. PSH! Women! Screaming at things. How silly. Men never scream at things! We are manly! Monster trucks, and football! Sandwiches! And high protein meals! Now that’s manly!
The two friends just stood there still screaming. Until they had the brilliant idea of running away from the giant killer circle.
“Wait!” Twilight stopped. “I need to get Spike!” She ran toward the library, busting in the door. “SPIKE! SPIKE!” The door creaked off the wall, and spike was on the wall, flattened. “Spike, this is no time for your silly games! There is a monster coming! We have to get out!” They both ran out and looked to see the circle very close. Just about three houses down. They both did what any girl would do, scream until the thing was right in of them, Rainbow Dash finally snapped out of her girl state and shoved Twilight out of the things way and started to run away from the monster then she saw a house that had a open door and jumped into it she smiled she thought she had gotten away from it.
Until it started heading straight for her. As the thing started to chop through the doorway she looked over her head and saw one of those orbs.
“SON OF A-” She never finished her sentence as the thing cut her in half, eating her bottom half, spilling her guts all over the ground.
“RAINBOW!!!” Twilight yelled as she ran over to what was left of her friend. The house was completely destroyed everything that was in that was in monsters path was cut in half but Twilight didn’t care, she ran up to the half of Rainbow Dash and, like any girl would do started to cry and cry until she heard a creaking noise coming from upstairs as she looked up she saw that something up there was starting to fall through, but before she had a chance to do anything, a dresser fell on her crushing her, well, half of her, the other have fell on what was left of her friend.
So as you can see, if you act like a girl you will die in the goriest way possible because girls drool and boys rule.
Spike was horrified. But he knew what he had to do. He had to get revenge. He started to charge straight for the yellow monstrosity. Smacking it on it’s backside. The circle turned around and looked straight at Spike. They both backed up, ready to charge at each other. When they were about ten feet away, they ran for it. Spike jumped for the creature, ready to hit it. But, oops. He got gobbled up. Getting crushed inside the creatures mouth. Like a man! The circle then turned around and started to go for the orbs again.
The circle went on, gobbling up several more ponies on his way. Well, thankfully he can’t do much damage anymore. Wait. HE’S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR SWEET APPLE ACRES! RUN EVERYPONY RUN! OK. Sorry about that, I just get worked up over those things.
Anyways, the circle just started to eat the apples. And the trees. But mostly the apples. Oh how he loves those apples.And as you expect all this noise brought out the farmer Applejack, “What in sam hill is going on here?”
As she looked around she saw a lot of missing trees she thought she heard a noise coming from the direction of the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse and ran towards it. But when she got there, the clubhouse was gone, and all that was left were three bloody capes.
“N-No.” Was all Applejack could say.
Then she heard the noise again, this time it was coming from where her house was, And Granny Smith and Big Mic were inside the house she took of back to the house but like last time all that was left was a lot of wood and blood but this time she saw the monster
“YOU! You're the thing that killed mah family!” She yelled out as she pulled out a lasso and swung it at the beast grabbing it’s mouth but the monster proceeded to suck up the rope as if it was spaghetti Applejack did the stupid thing and held on to the rope until she was sucked into the monsters mouth and eaten whole, the monster burped and went on it’s way eating more orbs.
Meanwhile four friends were inside a house with a orb completely unaware of what was going on outside.
“Hey Bon Bon” Asked one of them.
“Yes Lyra?”Another one replied.
“Do you get the feeling that somepony really doesn't like us?”
“No.”
“How about you Vinyl?”
“I can’t say I have.” Yet another friend replied, “Maybe you should ask Tavi.”
“For the last time my name is Octavia! And no I have never had that feeling.” The last friend yelled out
After those words were said, the monster bust through the door eating the orb and everything thing else that was in it’s way and after it left, the house with nothing to support it colapest.
Amazingly the four friends didn’t get chopped up or crushed to death and were still standing
“HOW DID WE SURVIVE THAT?!?!” The pony named Vinyl yelled out.
“I guess somepony was in a good mood.” Said Lyra.
The four friends decided that it was a good idea to get out of town until that monster was gone. So they went out of town and saw one of those floating orb things. “Hey, check it out.” Vinyl said.
“You wanna poke it with this giant metal rod I have near me at all times?” Lyra asked.
“Heck yeah!” They got the rod and started to go for it.
Meanwhile, at Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie walked out of the back room and over to the counter where the circle was waiting. She however, did not see all the body parts lying around. “Hello sir, welcome to Sugarcube Corner, what would you want today?”
The circle made the beeping sound that he usually does, Pinkie nodded and wrote it down understanding what he had just said.
“Mhm. Giant floating electricity orb above my head. Oh look. there is one now.” She pointed above her head. The circle opened his mouth and chomped down on the orb. He also had chomped down of half of Pinkie face and her brains spilled out. She fell down onto the counter, and then off of it. The circle just continued onward. The orbs were heading upstairs where the cake twins were and also their parents.
Pumpkin Cake was right behind a door that housed a orb. Suddenly, the door broke off it’s hinges and fell onto her. Flattening her. And blood seeped through the cracks. Then, the yellow monster came in and ate the orb. An ord was also in the crib that Pound Cake was in. He was sitting up and it was right behind him. The yellow circle ate through it. However it looks like it left Pound unharmed. How nice of him. Pound then rolled off the side of the crib to reveal that the back of him had been bitten straight through. Oh, that’s just nasty. And rude.
The twins parents had heard this and ran for the room. They saw the horrifying sight. And worse! The yellow circle. They both started to cry at the lose of their children, and the circle had no more orbs here. So it headed for the door. It bit right through the mom and half way through the dad. Now the circle was on his merry way.
As it got back to the main road it saw more orbs and a rabbit, it ate the orbs, until it got to the rabbit who just stood there with a mean look on it’s face.
The monster took a long look at the rabbit then ate it.
“ANGEL!!!!” Somepony yelled out.
The monster turned around to see a pegasus standing there with a sad look on her face.
That face quickly turn into a mean stare.
“WHY YOU MONSTER HE WAS SO POOR AND INNOCENT AND YOU KILLED HIM! AND I BET YOU KILLED ALL THESE PONIES TOO! WHAT DID THEY DO TO Y-” It was at this point the pegasus saw she was inside the monster’s mouth.
“Eep.” Was the last thing the pegasus could say before the monster shut it’s mouth. The blood and guts of the pony went everywhere, it was just like the monster popped a water balloon filled with blood and guts. After the monster did that it continued on it’s merry way.
It was a fine day at Carousel Boutique. Not much happening though. Oh well, it was just fine to Rarity. However there were these glowing orbs. That was kinda cool. But other then that, nothing.
Rarity was making a dress for a client, and keeping a close watch on the orb. Making sure it doesn’t do anything funny. However, something happened. Rarity pricked her hoof with a needle! DUN! DUN! DUN! So she went into the kitchen to wash it out. She did that. Once she came back, there was a giant yellow circle monster waiting for her. It just floated there like it does. Then it picked up a mannequin, and started beating Rarity with it!
It smashed down on her very hard. She was bleeding everywhere. It then proceed to bite on her chest and pull, ripping it open. Oh, Rarity sure screamed, but the monster didn’t listen to her cries. It then proceeded to eat it’s way through her, leaving the really important stuff. Rarity was still alive. I have no idea how either, but ya live and learn. So the monster bit into Rarity’s neck and ripped it out. Rarity continued to scream.
Her screaming soon faded however. As she had died. The monster then took her, and wrapped her around an orb. And then Cobbled them both up. Then, there was no more orbs in ponyville. The monster decided to follow the trail to Canterlot.
“The end of chapter one.” My grandfather said closing his book that he was reading to me for bedtime. He got off of my bed and smiled at me.
“Thanks for the story grandpa.” I smiled back at him.
He kissed my forehead and told me, “We’ll read more soon.”
He then put his hat on and turned out my bedroom light. He closed the door. I stayed there lying in my bed. Wondering.
“What the hell kind of a story was that?!”
End Of Chapter 1
Canterlot Is ander attack.
Chapter 2
It had been nearly a week since I had seen my grandfather. Considering our last encounter, that may be for the best. Anyways, it is a tuesday I believe. Meh, doesn’t matter.
“Jackson! Get down here!” My mother called from downstairs. I rushed down to her, wondering what news she will give to me.
I asked her, “Yes mom?”
“You’re grandfather is coming over today. Go clean your room so that he doesn’t get sick just looking at it.” I grunted and obeyed her command.
I got a few things cleaned up. In about an hour. I spent most of it playing games on my Xbox. Pausing it whenever I hear footsteps outside the door. I picked up several cloths, and put them in my laundry basket. You see this is very important information for this story because, OW! OW! Stepped on a lego! OW! OW! OW! That hurts just as much, if not more, as getting your warts frozen off. Why I bring that up, you will never know! So anyways, I got finished after the seventy billionth time my mom walked by my door. Gosh, she is so annoying. It has been really lonely since my dad had died. That is why my Grandpa has come over so much. It was quite a shocker when he had died. Oh right! the story, I should tell you more about it. Well ya see.
Ding Dong!
The doorbell rung through the house. my mom opened up the door and, sure enough, there he was. The old geezer, with a hat on his head, and book in his hand. Oh no! A book in his hand! He is going to continue reading that story. Can’t be as bad as last week though.
“Hello there!” He said to my mother, who had opened the door for him. Just in case you forgot that information. “Take my hat for me will you?” He shoved his hat in my mother face.
My mom rolled her eyes, “Hello dad.” She grunted.
“Where is that little one?” The old man asked. “I wanna read this story to him more.”
“Upstairs.”
Not two minutes later, he had sat me down on my bed, and opened up the book, and started to read it. “The yellow monster had followed the trail of orbs going to Canterlot.”
The monster had but one goal, it had to eat all the orbs it could, most of the orbs in the town it started out in were gone so it had to go to a new town that had orbs and start eating the orbs there. It looked around for some orbs and it saw a trail of orbs leading somewhere. But as it followed the trail of orbs it saw that one of the orbs was less brighter than the other ones and there were four bodies laying around it
Meanwhile on the path to Canterlot.
The four friends from Ponyville who had thought it was best to leave the town that the monster was tearing apart and too touch the the orb with a metal pole where laying around the orb their bodies full of electricity.
“Well that was a bad idea.” Lyra said.
“You think?” Bon Bon replied.
“Everything hurts.” Octavia blurted out.
“Hey Lyra why do you have a metal pole?” Vinyl asked.
“Well, you never know when you might need a metal pole.” Lyra answered.
“Well that a good. Wait, what's that sound?”
“I dont know.”
They all looked around for the source of the noise. Finally they all saw the giant monster coming right for them. They all started to panic and tried to get up but there bodies were too weak to stand, and they kept falling over until the monster was right in front of them. They all put their hooves over their faces and waited for their deaths.
But that never came the monster turned away for them at the last second. Why you ask? because there were more obrs going through a barbed wire tree. Yes there are barbed wire trees in that world. Point is it didn’t eat the ponies who after they removed their hooves from their faces were stunned but glad that they were still alive
Until they heard a creaking noise
“Now what made that noise?” Octavia asked.
They looked around for the noise and heard it again, and realized that it was coming from the tree the monster went through. So they all looked over at the barbed wire tree.
Just in time to see it fall right on top of all of them. They all started bleeding out.
Meanwhile at Canterlot. Celestia was in the bathroom, and Luna was banging on the door. “CELESTIA! There are some angry ponies outside who want to see you.”
“Tell them that their highness is taking a royal dump!” Celestia called from in there.
“Nopony likes potty mouths Tia.” Luna said. “So anyways, apparently ponyville was hit with a bomb or something, and they are blaming it on you. The one in charge. In case you forgot.”
“This always happens on Tuesdays.” Celestia mumbles. “I’ll be out in a minute! Go entertain them or something!”
“OK fine.” Luna leaves Celestia to finish up her “Royal” business.
“So everypony,” Luna walks up to the ponies who are complaining about ponyville being leveled, “So Celestia has to take care of some things, but for now.” Luna raised up some socks with eyeballs on them. “It’s time for a good ol’ fashion puppet show.”
Celestia stepped in front of Luna, “Thank you Luna, I don’t think they need to hear that... Fascinating story of yours. Zeus knows how much I.... Loved it last time though.” Celestia says trying to disguise her disgust for it. “OK, what seems to be the problem here?”
The ponies went nuts, saying things like: “A bomb went off in ponyville!”, “Is this another changeling invasion?”, “Where have my pants gone?”, “Do you realise you are to blame for this?”
“Don’t worry, everything will be explained right... Now, RUN LUNA!!!“ They both rushed inside the castle while the royal guards fended off the angry mob that was forming. Because they were not getting their answers. PSH! They only care about getting news. What about others needs eh?
Well anyways, Celestia and Luna started to freak out. They didn’t have a plan for this. What if it was a changeling attack? What if all of Equestria was in a constant state of fear? But who am I kidding, no country would ever be like that. Heh heh. Heh.
“What do we do?” Luna asked.
“I don’t know! I don’t plan these things out! How should I know?” Celestia retaliated.
“Calm down.” Luna said. “Lets just think. What could have done this?”
“Maybe it was a giant yellow circle. With a mouth.” Celestia Pondered.
“Ahahahaha! No one likes spoilers Celestia.”
As the two princesses thought about what could have caused Ponyville so much damage they heard screaming coming from right outside the door
“What’s going on out there?” Celestia asked
“I have no idea” Luna replied, “Hey, how long have these orbs been here?”
Right as those word were said a giant monster busted through the door with blood a over it’s mouth
“What is that thing?” Luna yelled.
“I have no idea!” Celestia answered.
The thing then charged them, forcing the two sister to run away from it and the two of them ran and ran and ran but they hadn’t made it out of the hall they started in. Why they made those halls so long we never know. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Luna tripped on a banana peel. She then saw that the monster was right above her. It bit into the upper half of her body and shook it around until the bottom half came off.
“NO! NO! NO! You were only supposed to destroy ponyville!” Celestia shouted at the monster. “And now you have killed Luna! My sister!”
The monster stood there looking at her.
“You beast! I knew it was a bad idea to summon you but the one I bought before you took no interest in what I said and just wanted to torcher a small group of ponies so I had no choice but to bring you here!” She yelled.
The monster did nothing.
“Look at you, you can’t even speak to me! You are nothing more than a beast that never should have been alive! You just go wherever the orbs go, I made you and I can destroy you!!!”
The thing once again did nothing
“You won’t attack me do you want to know why? Because there are no more orbs here you can’t do anything if there are no more orbs, and all of my subjects think you're the bad guy but you just did what I said. But I never wanted you to kill my sister, but thats a small loss.”
The monster couldn’t move it tried to but nothing happend.
“Aww trying to move, how sad, you’ll find that you can’t do anything. It will make it easier to kill you, and that will come soon.”
The monster started to panic it at this point.
“Now why are you standing there? You have a nice cell waiting for you.” Celestia smiled for a brief second before yelling out “GUARDS!!! GUARDS!!!!!!”
Just as those words left her mouth three guards came to her aid.
“What happened here?” One of the guards asked.
“This monster has just killed my sister, and is most likely the one who has destroyed Ponyville!” She yelled out.
“Why you monster, you’ll be killed for this!” The same guard said too the monster.
If the monster could talk he would try to tell them what Celestia had said to him. But even if he could, he doubt that they would listen to him. All three of the guards picked him up and carried him to the dungeon.
The giant yellow circle was in the dungeon. Damn Celestia. What has she done? Betrayed him! That’s what! How dare she! Oh well. The monster was bored. He didn’t have anything to eat. And couldn’t move. He was told he was to be executed at 5:00 today. Things were not looking well for him. All he could do was wait for is death, no one was going to help him out of this one.
“Hello there.” A voice called out.
The monster looked for the source of the voice but remembered that he couldn’t move
The monster couldn't believe what it was hearing something was going to free it and help him get revenge.
“But we can’t do that with you stuck here, and that guard outside your cell isn’t making it any easier now, but I have a plan.”
Right as those word were said a loose brick hanging over the guards head fell free and made contact with his head knocking him out, but another brick wanted to join in on the fun and fell on the guards head this time his head broke open, and that wasn’t the end as one last brick fell on his head this time some of his brains came out it was clear to the monster now that he was dead.
“Not my best work but it got the job done now to get you out of this cell.”
Soon after that two rusty bolts holding the door came free and the door just fell down.
“There we go, now we can go, Oh and don’t worry about the whole not being able to move thing I got that fixed.” Just then a trial of orbs appeared, “Celestia has gone to Ponyville to help rebuild it, can you believe it? She sends you to tear it apart, and now shes rebuilding it! Anyway we must stop her, so follow the path I have given you and lets end this.”
With those words the monster went on it’s way with it’s new friend right behind him as they went back the way the monster came.
“The end of chapter two.” My grandfather said closing the book.
“Well.” I said, “That is certainly. A chapter.”
“I knew you would love it. Now you should probably get to bed young man. It is late.” He pat me on the back.
“Alright grandpa. Bye. See you. Hopefully a little later than I hope.”
“Oh you’re such a kidder!” He got his hat back on and went out the door, turning off the light.
“I swear he just gets weirder and weirder. And it’s only 7:30!”
The end of chapter 2
What might be the gratest ending ever.
Chapter 3
It had been another week since the old dude has been around. I expected him to come over today. Because he told me he would come over today.
So I had cleaned up my room, again. And stepped on a lego, again. So, my grandfather soon came over.
“Where is the kid?” My grandfather asked.
“Grandad. I’m right here.” I answered.
My granddad paused for a few seconds. “Well sure you are!” He ruffled up my hair a bit.
“Say, where did you even get that book?”
“It’s a old book handed down from generation to generation.”
I rolled my eyes, “I should have guessed you would say that.”He gives that answer for many things. I ask him where he got a 2 day old candy bar once. Said the same thing. I get very confused when he does that. Dah well. Doesn’t matter like usual.
“Do you want to continue the story?” He asked.
“No.”
“To bad!” He dragged me by my arm into the living room. And sat me down on the couch and opened up the book. “The two monsters headed back to ponyville.”
As the monsters went to kill the princess who had betrayed one of them the new invisible monster decided to talk.
“So I guess you want to know about me?” He started, “I am a demon who was summoned before you, but I guess you knew that I’m not really invisible but you can’t see me because I am made entirely of energy, and I can kill by making things happen, a chain reaction if you will, and I must thank you, because you have helped me a lot today like with that rainbow mane pony and her friend, but with that said you have messed me up once, you almost killed four ponies I planed on torturing, I had to save their lives when you bust through their house. Oh my, I just realized that I never told you my name, my name is The Torturer. I know it’s not the best name but it’s what they call me.”
They continue their way until they came acrossed a fallen barbed wire tree with three bloody ponies trying to pull another bloody pony out of the tree.
“Do me a favor will you?” The Torturer said, “Go over to that tree and scare those ponies.”
And the other monster did what his friend asked him to.
Meanwhile at the fallen tree.
Bon Bon, Vinyl, and Octavia were trying to pull Lyra who had her tail stuck in the tree.
“This isn’t doing anything” Octavia said.
“Well maybe if you tried harder it would do something.” Vinyl replied.
“Look, can one of you just get me out of here.” Lyra asked.
“We will Lyra just give us a little more time.” Bon Bon answered.
“But we might not have that much time, that monster might come back.”
“Well it’s not here right now.”
“Um, Bon Bon I think I see it over the hill.”
The three friends turned around to see the giant monster coming over the the hill, they started to panic and made one long pull to try to free their trapped friend, and when they started to pull the bottom half of the trapped friend’s tore of sending the three friend down Old Spiky Rocks Hill and went they reached the four friends looked up to see the monster looking down on them, they smiled they thought they were free of the monster.
Until they heard a growling noise. They looked behind them too see 20 timberwolves, looking right at them.
“Why is this happening to us?” Octavia said.
Now it may have been from all the blood they lost but they could have sworn they heard wolfs grow out the words “Shipping pairs.” Right before the wolves jumped on them.
Meanwhile back with the monsters.
The giant yellow circle looked at the four ponies who were getting attacked by the wolves.
“Don’t worry.” His friend said, “They won’t die but they will feel every bit of pain let’s just continue on our way.”
The yellow circle turned away from the screaming mares and went on it’s way with the demon behind it.
“Ok I have a plan.” The Torturer stated “When we kill the princess I can take what’s left of her power and use it to turn both of us in to ponies and we can have a normal life. Thats all I’ve wanted in my life, to be normal for once. Anyway that’s the plan for after we kill her and this is plan for how we kill her. First off, you can’t start killing innocent ponies that will make you look more guilty than you look now, so the path I have made for you is set to go to the areas with the least amount of ponies, but her guards have no doubt realized you're gone so they will try to kill you so don’t feel guilty about killing them, and lastly their two ponies that know one of the ponies I killed but they think you killed, anyway they know the princess and she most likely has told them that you killed her, they will never believe that you didn’t kill her or what the princess said to you and they are too smart to be killed by you, but they don’t know about me so if you get them in the right place, I can, and will, kill both of them. I think that gets you up to date, so would you kindly do what I said.”
The monster went to do what The Torturer said. Gobbling up the orbs in his way.
Meanwhile wherever the hell the princess is.
The sun was starting to set.
“Princess.” A guard started, “We have not been able to locate the monster yet. Just thought you should know.”
Princess Celestia grunted, “You told me this two minutes ago.”
“Well, you never tell us when to start informing you again.” The guard pony apologised
“Go find him now!” Celestia shouted, “I will not let him escape so easily.”
The guard went back to his duties. Searching through a small part of the town. He then saw something. “Well, well, well. What do we have here?” What he saw was an orb. “This must mean something.” The guard was then grabbed by an invisible force and was slammed into the orb staying on it for several seconds, burning his flesh. He dropped to the ground, dead.
“So sorry sir.” The Torturer said. He then proceeded to pick up the guard and toss him into an empty building. “That takes care of one.”
“Well my friend you’re clear.” He called out
With those words the big circle came out and went onwards to find the princess.
“WOW I can’t believe you did all this in one day!”
As they moved on they saw three guards standing nearby a broken building.
“This will be fun.”
As he said those words the building started to make a creaking sound and before any of the guards could do anything the building collapsed on top of them.
“No pony will suspect a thing.”He said, “Now if I’m right I think that the princess should be in the makeshift base in center of what left of the town, but those two ponies I was talking about earlier should be around here but I see no sign of them so, carry on.”
And the monster did that until his friend yelled out “WAIT!!!!!!!”
He stop and look at where his friend should be standing.
“That orb you were just about to eat.” He started, “I didn’t put that one there, and if it does what I think it does.” A piece of wood lifted off the ground and hit the orb, the orb then blew up, “Just as I thought those two ponies set that up to trick you, if you ate that one, you would be dead, so they are here, somewhere, stay here I’m going to go ahead and see if there any more of those orb.”
As the monster waited for his friend to come back he thought he heard noises coming from right behind him but when he looked behind him he saw nothing so he went back to waiting but he heard those sounds coming from behind him again but closer he looked behind him but there was nothing now he was scared, he was all alone and he was hearing thing but his friend would be back soon, right? The yellow circle slowly backed up. Turning a bit to make sure he didn’t miss anything.
He then heard the sound of a metal blade right behind him. The monster turned and saw a guard pointing a spear at him. The guard had an evil smirk on his face. He had the monster right there. Surely he would get a promotion. Possibly become the captain of them.
The monster grabbed the spear trying to shake it out of the ponies hooves. He turned from side to side as fast as he could go. He was finally able to take it out of his hooves and throw it away somewhere.
“Uuuuuuuuh.” The guard pony looked in fear. “I can explain.” The monster Opened his mouth, ready to take a bite. The guard turned around and started to run. However the monster caught his tail. He kept trying to run though, but with no success. The monster then moved forward and grabbed his leg. And dragged him back. “HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!” He screamed. The monster then bit down on his leg, tearing it off.
Blood came from what was once a leg. The guard screamed. The monster decided to put him out of his misery, he took the guard in his mouth and snapped down crushing him.
The monster felt a lot better he had just killed the sources of the noise that was scaring him and could wait in peace for it’s friend to come back but then it hit him the were coming from behind him but the guard came from the opposite direction so the noise couldn’t have been from the guard
“So you're the one who killed my sister.” A voice said, “And you just killed one of my knights.”
The monster turned around and saw a guard with a blue mane and a very mad look on his face.
“You’re going to suffer and die in the same way you killed my sister you beast!” The guard yelled out.
The monster looked at him, who did he kill that made this guy so mad, then he remembered what his friend said he was one of the two ponies that were mad at him for killing a pony they knew but in reality, he didn’t kill that pony but The Torturer did, but in that case where was the other one?
“Don’t forget, he caused all the death in this town and killed Luna.” Another voice spoke out this one sounded like a mare.
As the monster looked at the source of this voice and saw a pink alicorn who looked just as mad as the guard.
The monster thought about what he could do, he had a mad guard and alicorn who wanted him to suffer in the same way as a pony they thought he had killed.
He could only see one way out of this.
He turned the other way and started to eat the orbs as fast as he could hoping they weren't going to explode.
“GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!” They both yelled.
The monster went as fast as he could, but the two mad ponies were getting closer, but then he saw something that made him stop.
There were no more orbs.
“Ha! guess thats the end of the line for you.” The guard yelled out.
The monster couldn't believe it where had all the orb gone?
The guard jumped on a stack of wooden planks and the alicorn followed, but as she jumped she slipped and turned on a woodchipper that was right beside the stack.
“Now you’re going to die just like my sister in law.” The alicorn said.
The monster looked at the two ponies not because ponies were yelling at him but because a rope was wrapping around the guard’s neck and a piece of cloth was slowly starting to go around the alicorn's mouth.
But before any of them could do anything the rope quickly tightened around the guards neck and the cloth wrapped around the alicorns mouth.
“I just thought I let you know my friend didn’t kill your sister, I did!” A voice yelled out.
Right as those words were said a sandbag that was at the other end of the rope fell causing the guard to go up and slowly choked to death while the alicorn got picked up and thrown into the woodchipper, back hooves first. She tried to scream but the cloth made it impossible but it wouldn't be long before she died of blood loss.
“Sorry about removing the orbs but you were going so fast, if I didn’t you would mess up my trap.” The monsters friend said, “Anyway, those ponies are dead, so we don’t have to worry about them so all we have to do is kill the princess and we can become ponies so let’s do this.”
The monsters went on their way, and it was not long before the two made it to the princess hideout.
“Well here we are but where are the guards?” The Torturer asked, “Ok, she doesn't know about me, so you just go in there, find her, and I’ll do the rest.”
As the monster went into the hideout, he started to get scared it didn’t help that his friend was nowhere near him.
And just in the blink of an eye all of the orbs were gone.
“Well, well, well look who walked into his own death.” The princess said as she walk out of the darkness “I guess you couldn’t wait until 5:00 to be killed and came to me.”
As the princess talked on, the roof of the hideout started to shake, the monster smiled as he knew that it was his friend who was doing that.
“You are going to die just like your friend will!” She yelled out as she shot a bolt of magic at something.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The monster knew that scream came from his friend.
“W-What have you done to me?” His friend asked.
“You are made out of energy, so if that energy disappears you can not stay alive and with you gone your friend will die as well.” She replied.
“No….. He…... Will…... Live……... I……... Still……... Have……….. One………. Last………. Trick.” His friend said as a bolt of energy shot out of nowhere, and the monster knew his friend was gone.
“Omph! What was that?” She asked to no pony, “Oh never mind at least he’s dead and you're going to die soon.”
The monster was now panicking, his friend was dead, and he couldn’t move, but he felt as if he could move. But how? There were no more orbs, but as he thought that it hit him that bolt he shot at the princess, it was what was allowing him to move because inside the princess was one. last. orb.
The monster moved on going for the princess. “What? How are you doing that?” She was confused. The monster didn’t answer. Like usual.
The princess growled and shot a beam at him. it hit him, but he kept going. She continued this, the monster slowed down with each one, but kept going. He was determined to get that last orb. Not caring what she was shooting at him.
With nothing else up her sleeve, Celestia started to run for the monster, she knew if she got close enough, she could kill him. She jumped forward, the monster opened his mouth, ready to chomp down. Celestia charged her beam, ready to fire when close enough.
Celestia flew straight into the monsters mouth, firing in it as he closed his mouth, smashing Celestia.
However, smoke started to come out his mouth. It opened a bit, and a bright light shined out of it. His mouth continued tilting backward, it went very far back, hurting him allot. It finally went so far back that his top started to touch his bottom. But it continued to go, until.
In a bright flash of light, the monster exploded into a million sparks of light.
The Ponyville streets were empty, and some building were destroyed.
Outside of Ponyville, however, lay four bloodied ponies on the grass. One was a mint green colour, and she had managed squeaked out, “.... Ow.”
“The end.” My grandpa said, closing the book. Bout time! couldn’t stand that thing!
“Thanks for the story gramps, now then, get out.” I gestured towards the door.
He picked up his hat and got off the couch, “Alright then. I’ll just get out of your way. You can keep the book by the way.” He left the book on the couch. Walking towards the front door.
“Good bye dad.” My mom said, waving as he closed the door.
I walked up next to her, “Uh, mom?”
“Yes honey?” She asked and stopped waving.
“You do know that grandpa died in the same car crash that killed dad right? And the other one has been dead for six years now.” We both just stopped and looked at each other.
I looked at the book on the couch, which I picked up. I flipped through it and stumbled across something interesting.
I went out the door and called out, “You know there is an epilogue in here right!?” I shrugged and went back inside. I then put the book on the table and yawned. “I think I’m going to bed.”
The next day was like any other normal day in my town.
The End
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Author's Note
Tell me what you think of the ending.
Epilogue
Inside of Canterlot castle was nothing much. Meaning, it was deserted. Nopony was in it. And why should they be? That place looked horrible, and it was just invaded. Dead corpses everywhere. Even Princess Luna. Chopped in half. Then, something happened. Her eyes opened! DUN! DUN! DUN! It’s horrifying! Not the fact that she opened her eyes, the fact that I continued this for no reason. Dah well.
The Real end
