Shit gets Real
By Finnish Dazzle
Chapter 1: The day we died.
((Anttoni's POV))
The school ended. I was going to Sami's house. We were walking on a road what had no pedestrian crossing.
So we walked to the other side. Suddenly a truck drives towards us on really high speed.
''HOLY SHI-''
Then it hit us. My whole body was broken. All i felt was endless pain. I closed my eyes and died.
I opened my eyes. My face was on the grass. ''What the hell...'' i got up but i fell again.
Something was strange. I saw my hands... No, i saw my hooves? ''What is going on here?'' then i looked my surroundings.
All i saw was trees, grass and a unconscious pony. That pony woke up. ''Aw what the fuck... where am i?'' He said.
He saw me and freaked out. ''HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE YOU?!''
I recognized that voice. ''Sami calm down its me! Anttoni!''
he looked everywhere like he was dumbfounded. Then he looked to me. ''Is that really you?''
''Yes it is me. And i think were ponies.'' i said to him. ''Wow. but... how is this possible?''
''Dunno'' I shrugged. ''But anyways we are in Equestria. So we better find somepony to help us.''
''Okay but do you know where is the closest city?'' Sami asked again. Is he brainless or did he even watch the show?
''This is the Everfree forest so i guess ponyville is close.''
''Okay then towards to ponyville!''
''This is gonna be interesting.'' i said to my self.
5 minutes later...
''Welcome to ponyville.'' i grinned.
''Who we should meet first?'' Sami asked. Sami stop asking questions or i eat your limbs. Wow im such an cannibal.
''Twilight''
Somehow Later...
''Hey do you know where is the library?'' Sami asked from a pony. ''Yes its over there'' pony answered. ''Okay thank you.''
We arrived at the tree library. ''Wow a library is a tree? wow.''
''I know right?'' i laughed. I knocked on the door. The door opened and we saw a lavender mare in front of us.
''Can i help you?'' She said. i stared at her. ''Hello?'' she waved. ''What? oh yea umm... we are new here and we dont have a
house so i was thinking that you can help us?'' I said to her. ''Sure! come in.''
We stepped in the tree library and i was shocked that there was ALOT of freaking books. I. Hate . Books.
''Yo did you notice that you have wings?'' Sami said to me. ''What? really?'' i looked on my back.
HOLY NUGGETS I HAVE WINGS! I looked to Sami's head and i saw that he was an unicorn.
''Hey Sami?''
''What?''
''Youre an unicorn'' i said.
He touched his head and felt a numb stick coming out of his head.
''Wow... so that means i can do magic?'' youre an unicorn. what do you think? ''Yea'' i said.
''AWESOME!''
''Hey Twilight!''
''Yes?'' Twilight responsed. ''Can you teach him how to do magic?''
''He dosent know yet?'' Uhh... how do i explain this?
''No.'' i said. ''Okay then. Oh by the way what are your names?'' Twi asked.
''Uhh my name is Electric Dazzle.'' Sami looked at me. What?
''And you are?'' Sami thinked a moment and said ''My name is Blue Note.''
''Well im outta here. Bye'' i said to them as i walked outside.
I walked around ponyville. ''HEY!'' a pink pony jumped in front of me.
''HUI SAATANA!'' i was scared to death. No me gusta Pinkie Pie.
''Are you a new pony in town!? cause i know everypony in ponyville and i never seen you before!''
''Yeah me and my friend just came here.'' i said to her. ''By the way im Electric Dazzle.''
''Well im Pinkie Pie! i like parties and cupcakes!'' Pinkie said. Cupcakes... jesus christ.
''Okay... wellitwasnicetomeetyoubutigottagobye!'' i ran towards to the library.
...
*Anttoni's POV*
I got back to Twilight's library and came in. I saw Sami was doing magic. ''Wow cool!''
''Eeyup.'' Sami said. PEOPLE, Y U IMITATE BIG MAC?
''Can you levitate?'' i asked. ''Yea sure! watch this.'' His horn started to glow and a random book was flying.
*takes off sunglasses* Mother of god... ''That was truly pure awesomeness.'' i said. ''Well thanks.'' He smiled.
I was tired and looked to outside. It was night arleady? ''Where we sleep?'' i asked Twilight.
''Well guest room only has one bed.'' Twilight said. ''I can sleep on the couch.''
''ill take the guest room then'' Sami said while going to guest room.
''Well goodnight you two.''She said with a smile. ''Goodnight Twilight.'' We both said in unison.
24 Hours later...
I got up from the couch. GOD THAT WAS UNCONFORTABLE! i went to wake up Sami.
''Yo get your lazy ass up.''
''No lemme sleep!''
''*sigh* you have five minutes then.'' i walked out of the guest room and went outside.
I enjoyed of fresh air. Then i thinked. Where did our backpacks go? i decided to look in the Everfree forest.
**Fluttershy's cottage**
Fluttershy was hanging around with the animals. She found 2 weird saddlebags.
One was black and white and the other is brown. There was letters on the bags. It said Retki.
''Hmm...'' Fluttershy thought. She put the bags inside her cottage and continued with her animal friends.
In the Everfree forest...
i hate walking long distances. I went sit under a tree. i heard some weird noises. dafuq?
I saw a bush with chicken head sticking out of it. The chicken jumped out and it got red eyes also a weird ass body.
''What the fuck are you?'' something is wrong. i couldnt move my legs. THEY WERE TURNED INTO A STONE!
''HOLY SHIT HELP!'' it was an Cockatrice.
*Fluttershy's POV*
Fluttershy were feeding Angel but suddenly she heard somthing. ''HOLY SHIT HELP!''
Fluttershy heard it and ran to Everfree forest.
*Anttoni*
I cant move my body anymore. ''Fuck you weird animal!''
''WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TURNING PONIES INTO STONE?'' what was that?
Cockatrice ran away and i was free again. I saw Fluttershy. Oh boy.
Shit gets Real
Chapter 4: Meh.
Holy... Fluttershy saved me *faint*
''Oh my. Are you okay?''
''Yea im fine. Thanks for saving me.'' I said to her.
''Oh that isnt a problem.''
''Did you see my backpacks around here?''
''Oh umm... Theyre at my cottage. Are they yours?''
''Yeah theyre mine and my friend's. Anyways im here to take my backpacks.''
''Oh okay then follow me.'' Fluttershy said as we were going to her cottage.
Three minutes later... At the cottage.
''Okay thanks bye.'' i said to Fluttershy. I walked away.
I found a huge flat land close to ponyville. ''Hmm... maybe i can practice flying here.''
I set the backpacks down and started flapping my wings and hovered. Me Gusta
I leaned forward and started flying faster. I gained more and more speed. There was a building in front of me.
''F*ck no.'' i said as i turned left. Problem, building?
I landed on the ground. I know how to fly now.
I walked to ponyville.
Next day...
''SAMI!''
''Yo wassup?''
''uhh... nothing.'' i said as i grabbed a book.
dafuq? Princess Molestia? no thanks! :twilightsheepish:
''Hmm... Flying quide.'' i opened the quide.
20 minutes later... nnuuuuurghh...
I THINK MY NECK IS BROKEN.
''(Sami how about we go hang out together?)'' (This means we talk finnish.)
''(Okay.)''
''LETS GO BOWLING!'' i shouted. Everyone looked at me and ignored what i said.
''GOOD IDEA!''
LLLLLLAAAATTTTEEEEERRRRR....
''How to grab bowling ball with hooves?''
''Lets give it a try.'' i said as i throwed the ball at the pins. MISSED. FFUUUUUU-
''HA! you suck at bowling!''
''Shut up Sami.'' i need something to drink.
''Hey uhh do you have soda?''
''Yea it will be 2 bits.'' the cashier said.
Shit i forgot i dont have any money.
''SAMI YOU GOT ANY BITS?''
''NO I DONT HAVE ANY''
You dont say?
''Dont have any cash.'' i facehoofed.
we were bowling for 5 more minutes and went outside.
''We need a job and an apartment. Gonna be tough.''
''How about an bakery?''
''No i dont know how to cook even.''
Well thats a real situation! :rainbowlaugh:
yaddayaddayaddayaddaderp
We were walking around ponyville.
''Ideas?'' i said to Sami
''Hmmm... What about an DJ?''
''Maybe...'' i put on my fake smile. Ooh fuck.
we walked to Club-Pon3 and found Vinyl Scratch playing some techno.
''Hey DJ-Pony!''i shouted for her as she stopped playing. Fuck fuck fuck fuck...
''Yea?''
''Uhhh...Can i work here as a DJ?'' *bad poker face*
''Well, can you make any music?''
''Jep!'' She looked confused.
''I mean... Yes!'' damn i miss the Old country.
''Okay follow me then.'' We went to the DJ booth. how the hell am i gonna make music without a computer?
''With this equalizer you can mix music. I you want to play then put this thingy on the record.''
''Okay. Lets see...'' i equalized? (ok i dont know what else to say) and started playing. It sounded like this
''Not bad, You get the job. By the way my name is Vinyl Scratch. Your shifts are 18:00 PM On Saturday and Sunday.''
''You will receive 500 bits a day. Heres 50 bits for you.''
omygoshomygoshomygosh im a DJ BITCHES! ALSO 500 BITS DAFUQ! Ahh im so happy i could die.
''Wow thank you! well i gotta go bye.'' ran outside.
''Cya on Saturday.'' Vinyl said behind me.
''Well did you get it?'' Sami asked me.
''YES! ALSOIGET500BITSEACHDAY!''
''Okayyy...''
''Well how about we celebrate?''
''SUGARCUBECORNER!'' Sami shouted as he jumped everywhere. i facehoofed.
Forgot that Pinkie Pie was Sami's favourite character.
''Flying mode activated *boop*'' i said as i dashed? past Sami. He suddenly teleported.
''umad?'' OOOHHHHH- i am defiantly jelly.
''Nnope.avi'' i lied MUHAHAH.
''Oh were here.''
''HI!'' Pinkie appeared in front of us.
''AAAHH!'' we both jumped and i accidentally punched Sami.
''OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, BRO?''
I shrugged.
Sami made an ''Are you fucking serious?'' face. ''Whatever man lets eat something.''
''Kay.''
''I would take banana nut muffin please.''
''Same.'' I took out my bits.
I took the muffin and leaved the bakery.
''Were like... 2 days and didnt meet the rest of ponies.''
''Oh so you want to meet them now?"
"Jeah"
"Ok then lets go.''
LAYTUR!
I and Sami noticed Rainbow Dash napping on a cloud.
''HEY RAINBOW DASH!''
''Huh?''
''WASSUP?''
Dash landed on the ground.
''Who are you?''
''Oh im Electric Dazzle and this is Sami.''
''What kind of name is Sami?''
''Oh well... idunno.''
''Well my name is Rainbow Da-''
''We arleady know...''
''How?''
''Oh uhh... your famous?'' i smiled sheepishly.
''True... well wanna hang out?''
''Why not?'' i grinned.
''Can i join?''
''Sure''
''Do you think you can lift something heavy with your magic?''
''Eeyup... watch this.''
his horn started to glow and then a tree floated then began fall on us.
"Shit! jump!"
Sami and Rainbow jumped out of the way but the tree fell on my leg.
...
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!"