Ponies in the Amazon

by Wurd

The River

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Once Twilight saw how muddy the river was, she regretted very agreeing.And- where those eels?

"Pinkie, Dash, I'm not so sure about this.Seems dangerous."

"Oh, Twilight, everything is dangerous to you." Pinkie laughed.

"Dangerous to me?If it weren't for me, you'd be dead by now."

"Oh, Twily, when will you understand?Now come talk to your wise, old Granny Pinkie."

"Where the same age." Twi said bemused.

"Sure."

"Guys, you wanna hear a joke?" Rainbow cut in.

"No." Twi said.

"Yes!" Pinkie said simultaneously.

"Okay, how many Fluttershy's does it take I screw in a lightbulb?"

"Please Stop."Twi said.

"Twenty Seven!" Pinkie said at the same time.

"One, because only one Fluttershy exists!"

"I don't think that's how the joke works."

"Ok, little miss genius over here.How does work?"

While Pinkie was laughing her head off, A small eel creeped up the bank of the river, watching the ponies.

"Well, first-"

"Yeah, I don't care." Dashie said, sticking a hoof in Twilights mouth.

"Your hooves smell like hot wings."

"They do?" Rainbow sniffed her hooves. "I'm hungry."

"We all are!" Pinkie jumped up.

"The sooner we get out of here, the sooner we can head back to Equestria.And see Rarity...and AppleJack...and Fluttershy...and Princess Celestia...and Luna...and Cadence...and Shining...and-" Rainbow Dash put a hoof in Twilights mouth again.

"Stop saying our friends names...it makes me all sad..."she said.

"Guys!Look at me!" Pinkie jumped into the river, hugging the little eels.

"Pinkie!Dont touch that!"

"Why not?Its adorable!"

"It could bite or sting or -it could cuddle you." Twi said as she watched the eels tickle Pinkie.

"Cannon Ball!" Rainbow jumped into the river with Pinkie."common in Twilight!The water is...Er...green?"

"Um...no."

"Oh common!" Pinkie said reaching out, and grabbing Twilight, then pulling her into the water.

Rainbow tried her best not to laugh her head off.It was funny watching her friend get soaked in water.

"Haha!This is actually fun!" Twi began gathering water in her wings and throwing it everywhere.

"I wanna try!" Rainbow said , trying to scoop water too.But her wings where to small.:( "Never mind." instead, she began swimming really fast, like a speed boat.

Right about then, a cloud hovered over them.It was dark, and gray.

"I think it's a rain cloud " Dash said.

"No.Really?" Twi said with an eye roll. "NO DUR ITS A RAIN CLOUD!"

"You know what's your problem?" Dashie told her.

"What?!"

Rainbow whispered something in Pinkies ear, and she giggled.

"What is so funny?!" She snapped.

"Your hungry."

"Well, yea.We haven't ate for hours."

"So you want a sandwich?"

"Sure?"

Pinkie made a sandwich appear out of thin air.

"Here ya go!" She said handing over the sandwich to Twilight. "Oops." She said as she dropped it into the river, leaving it soggy.

"I'm gonna kill you." Twilight said quickly. Then she remembered a spell.

She picked up the sandwich, the dried it off. She made it normal again, and took a bite off it.

"Mmm!" She said through a smile and chubby cheeks."Daisy and green hay!"

"I forgot.You can do magic.Wait. Your horn is getting better?I thought your head hurt to much to do magic." Dash said.

"Just a minor magic surge.I was hungry and angry."

"Let's make her starve then annoy her until she gets a major magic surge."Dash joked.

"You do not want to see that happen." Pinkie threatened.But then she began laughing as she realized Rainbow was only joking.

At that moment, it began raining.Thunder and lightning and stuff.Twilights sandwich got soaked again, and she got a power surge of hunger.A bear teleported infront of them, wearing a top hat.

"Bears don't belong in a rainforest!"

"Do now."Dash replied to Twilight. "Let's go back to the cave where we met Steve."

"NO!I do NOT want to see HIM again!" Twilight yelled.

Then a lightning bolt shot a few feet away from Twilight."Maybe we should he out of the water..."

"Right."

Then they rode on the bear to the cave.When they got there, Steve the Jaguar was watching "Full House" with the same TV Rainbow Dash used.

              This deserved a triple Facehoof combo with an extra face paw.

"Welcome Back, ponies." The Jaguar said.

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