Ponies in the Amazon

"I'm gonna regret this..." Twilight said as she got off the bears back."Hello, Steve. We ha-"

"How did you know my name was Steve?" Steve asked.

"Your wearing a name tag?"

"A name tag?What?I don't even know what a name tag I- ooh!There it is!" He said pointing to the tag on his chest." Ahh!There it is.Found you!What are you sticking on to?My fur?Oh crud." He realized it was going to be painful to take off.

"Anyway, we returned because obviously it's storming outside.So we need shelter.May we stay?"

"I see you came back for me!I knew you couldn't resist!" He said with a flip of his 'hair'.

"Resist what?Wait , WHAT?!" Twilight realized what this dude was talking about.

"Oh, Martha, you don't have to hide your feelings from me!"

Pinkie and Rainbow were cracking up at the situation their friend was in.

"Martha?!My name is TWILIGHT!!"

"Well, now it's Martha!"he replied.

"Why?!"

"Because when I say, 'Oh, Martha!' It sounds more romantic then when I say,'Oh, Twilight!'"

At that moment, Twilight was about to start screaming again.But she had a better idea.

"Remember how I said the minute my horn starts working you die?" She asked quietly and calmly.

"Actually, you said-" Dash interrupted.

"Not now, Dash."Twilight said quickly.

"Yes, of course I remember it was an hour ago." Steve said.

"Well, now is that time." Twilight said with an evil smile.

"Maybe this hunger thing is getting to her." Pinkie whispered in Dashies ear.Dash nodded in response.

"Please don't kill me!"Steve pleaded.

"Kill you?Why would I kill you?" She said in her slow, murderous voice.

"Because you just said you where-"

"I know what I said!" Twilight said putting a hoof to her face."Now, you will live if you do one thing." She thought  a little harder. "Three things actually."

"What?!"

"Do you want to not die?"

"No..wait yes!"

"Then do as I say."

"Umm..guys..where the bear go?Because I had some potato chips on there..."Rainbow Dash interrupted.

"YOU KILLED RAINBOW POTATO AND TURNED HIM INTO CHIPS?!ILL TURN YOU INTO CUPCAKES!" Pinkie screamed.

"You had food?!" Twilight said simultaneously.

"Yeah...I was planning on eating it while hiding from you guys...but now I can't eat at all..."

Twilight felt a fire inside of her.She would've exploded if she was somepony else.As her eyes flashed with rage, thunder and  lightning happened in the background.

"What did you want me to do?"Steve asked sheepishly.

"Number One, feed us.Number Two, leave us alone when told.And Number Three, stop being annoying."

"Okay, your highness." Steve said running off.

"How'd you do that?" Rainbow said with her eyes open wide.

"Do what?"

"Control a jaguar two times bigger than you to be our butler."

"I don't know!When I'm hungry I'm not me.I get all dark and mad and grumpy."

"That explains so much..."

Steve walked in wearing a curled, French mustaché.He was also coated in a butler costume, holding a silver plate in one hand, and beverages in another.Ge set up a table, which was just a decent flat rock with a doily on top, He made rock-seats, and told the ponies to sit down.

"For whatever this is," he spoke in an extremely thick French accent."I present to you, a carrot dog, pea soup, barbecue chips, banana sandwiches, a and banana and strawberry milkshakes."

Twilight ate everything she got served, as did Pinkie and Dash.They began acting more like there old selves again, now that their stomach was full.

"Thanks, Steve!" They said together.

"Is the storm over?" Pinkie asked.

"Yes, mademoiselle." Steve replied.

In fact it was, and there was also a rainbow.One that maybe Applejack and Rarity of Fluttershy and Spike could be watching right now.Who am I kidding?They aren't even in the pony universe!But still... The ponies felt a special connection with that bright rainbow.Was it the fact that it represented friendship?Or that it was just so happy?Or the fact that there was a giant brown bear trying to slide down it?