Garry's Mod Vs. Equestria

I stood next to Viking as we stared into the swirling vortex of glowing lights. It was much like when I was sent to Molestia's universe only this time it was one solid texture. One solid color, though with varying shades. It was hypnotizing, to be completely honest.

Serpent had already gone through, as Luna had told us. They weren't sure if it worked, so they pushed Serpent's frozen body into it to test it. Apparently, he made it through unharmed, though whether or not he's a vegetable, nobody knows.

I looked at Viking. "You go through first," I said.

He looked at me oddly. "What if I die?"

I shrugged. "Then you die. If you stay here you die too."

He sighed, looking back at the portal.

We again just stood there, staring at it. It really was pretty. The swirling hues of red seemed almost malevolent, but welcoming at the same time. Yeah, that described our world pretty well, at least to Humans.

Viking sighed again, walking forward slowly. He stood in front of the vortex, his breathing picking up. I supposed I'd be nervous too, were I right in front of it. With one last heavy sigh he walked through. No scream, no roaring, no blood spewing back in my face. Looks like he made it through.

I took in a breath. I knew that they were all staring at me expectantly. They wanted me gone, and I wanted to leave. But first, I had a promise to take care of...

I turned, a wide smile on my face. "So, here at last, eh guys?"

They all looked at me oddly.

I chuckled. "Well, I was planning a big speech for when I was here, but it done slipped my mind," I said with a laugh. "So, I just wanted to say thank you to all of you."

They all looked at each other with distrusting faces, before turning those faces to me.

"Twilight, you let me almost rape you with a bat," I said, looking at her.

She turned away, blushing like mad.

I continued. "Rarity, you let me use your body to scar my friends for life," I said, chuckling at the memory.

The white unicorn's face turned crimson as she looked away from me.

I looked to Applejack. "Applejack, you and your family made me feel at home. Your brother let me get some anger out, and your sister and her friends helped me relax," I said, a dark smile crossing my face.

She gave me an odd look, but held her tongue.

I scowled at Pinkie. "I don't like you."

She whimpered and looked at the floor.

I turned a small smile to Fluttershy. "Fluttershy, you were probably the closest thing to a friend I got here. And for that, I express my deepest thanks," I said, smiling at her.

She blushed, but nodded at me with a smile of her own.

Finally, I turned an even look to Dash. "Well, I can't say much. You know how I feel about you. I like you, and we fucked. To me, that's probably as close to love as it'll ever get in my life." I grinned at her. "But damn, you were good at it. I'm glad I got to experience that with you."

She adopted a small blush, muttering something similar to me and not making eye contact.

I breathed in heavily, turning to the princesses. "Now, for you two. I hate you both more than you could ever imagine. Celestia tried to kill me, and Luna made it worse by adding insult to injury. I hope you both die in a horrible, painful, and if at all possible, torturous way."

They both glared at me hard enough to shatter mountains.

I laughed. "So, it's time for presents!" I cheered. Waving my hand over the area, I spawned in seven boxes, six smaller ones for the ponies, and one large box for the alicorns. The headache was massive, but it was worth it. "So, my little ponies, it's time I departed," I said with fake sadness.

I turned to the portal, striding towards it purposefully. Then I stopped. My smile abandoned me, a hard look replacing it. I turned back around and waved my hand over the windows in the room, getting more pain in my head.

"Now I can leave," I said quietly. I took in one last breath and walked through the portal.

***

I opened my eyes, gasping for breath. I sat up in my chair, pulling my face off of my keyboard and leading a thick trail of drool from my space bar to my mouth. I looked around me, seeing the inside of my house in the dim light of the setting Sun. Seeing the clock on my wall, I saw that it was just past seven. In the weeks that passed in Equestria, I had only been asleep for three hours.

Or... was I in Equestria for three weeks? Was it a dream?

I looked at my hands. I didn't feel burning hatred or icy abandon. I just felt the mild headache I always seemed to have and the normal hatred that came with being me.

Sighing, I turned off my computer and stood up. My blood-stained wife beater was soaked with drool, and my stretchy shorts were sagging low from the awkward way my legs were positioned while I slept. I walked into the kitchen to check on my pizza.

I groaned and facepalmed. I had forgotten to even turn the oven on.

I walked out of the small kitchen and headed for the stairs. "M-Dog!" I called. "Where are you, dog?!"

A curious bark from my mutt came from upstairs. M-Dog was a mix between a German Shepard, an Irish Wolfhound, and a Husky. Three of my favorite dogs mixed together made one ugly motherfucker. But damn, was he a good guard dog. I once saw him chase down a squirrel and maul it into pieces in seconds.

I picked up my iPod and phone from the small table near the door where I had them charging. Full battery life for each of them. Pocketing the iPod, I dialed one of the four numbers I had on my phone.

"Hello?" a grizzled voice answered. Saul, my boss.

"Yeah, Saul, it's me," I answered back.

"Oh, well, are you okay? It's almost closing time and you never showed up today," he said, the rasp in his voice making a hiss in the phone's shitty speakers.

I sighed. "Saul, I quit."

The was nothing but the sound of machines and industry through the phone.

"Saul?" I said. "Are you there?"

"... Yeah, yeah. I'm here," he said slowly.

I frowned. "Did you hear me?" I asked.

"... Yeah, I heard you. But I don't understand."

I sighed again. "I need a change in my life, Saul. Thanks for the job, and all, but I'll be expecting my last check in the mail by the end of the week."

Saul sighed into the phone. "Listen, I can give you a raise if that' what you want. You're my best worker, here."

I hung up the phone, stuffing it into my other pocket, the one without my iPod in it. Rubbing my face, I walked over to where the staircase was. My room was upstairs, and I was feeling more tired than ever before.

BING!

I groaned as I turned around. I hated the sound of my doorbell for many reasons. But the top being that it meant that somebody wanted to talk to me. And even though I try to make myself as unappealing and horrid as possible, there's always some asshole who's willing to give me the benefit of the doubt and a second chance.

I walked up to my door and looked through the glass. I saw a woman, pretty too. I opened the door, scowling. "Nobody's home, go away!" I shouted in her face, closing the door again.

Her hand stopped the door before it could close. She pushed it back open and smiled at me. "I thought you said we could hook up?" she said playfully.

I raised an eyebrow. As she stood there, I studied her for a few seconds. She was tall. Almost as tall as me, even. And I was well past six feet high. She looked white, I think. Maybe half Italian or something like that, but white for the most part. She had an angled face, intelligent and experienced beyond my belief. Her snug white sweater hugged the biggest pair of tits I'd ever seen in my life. She wore black leggings that seemed to flaunt her lower body. I could actually see her ass from the front, and also from the front, I could see the leggings tightening up at her crotch. Fuzzy white boots covered her feet. But what was most interesting was her eyes and hair. Her eyes were a light pink, as was her long, flowing hair. Her hair... it was somewhat sparkly.

She smiled at my seductively. "Aren't you going to invite me in?" she teased me.

I scowled at her. "Do I know you?"

She laughed. That laugh... Oh God, no... "Have you forgotten me already?" Her eyes narrowed into a smirk. "Have you, Blackie?"

My eyes went wide. "Oh, fuck me sideways."

She grinned toothily. "Only if you say please..."