I live a pretty normal life. I hate my job, I don't have anybody I would really say is my friend, my family has long since given up on me, and there have been many nights that I try to drink up the courage to jump off my roof head-first.
But for years, I've fought the urge to kill myself and pass the time doing the only thing that brings me real joy. Playing video games! Yes, I know, I'm pathetic. Shoot me. I play video games to forget the pain that real life brings me. My favorite game? Gmod, or Garry's Mod.
Well, I was playing single player, as per usual. Y'know, just testing out some new add-ons. I'm proud to say that that I have over fifty pages of them, and my computer only dies a few times a week. But this time, when it died, it took me along with it to Hell. At least, I think it's Hell. Because after my world got the "Blue Screen of Death" I ended up laying flat on my backside in a castle full of talking ponies. One of these ponies, Celestia I think, doesn't exactly like the fact that I seem to be masquerading around as her subject, Applejack. In fact she's so upset with the fact that I'm the new Applejack she sees fit to zap me into unconsciousness before I can actually fully understand what's going on. She's so nice...
But now I need to convince all of the ponies that I'm really an alien that got sucked here through my computer while I was trying to kill some of them, not some kind of body snatcher. Hmm, that sounded better in my head. Anyways, now I have to make, ugh, friends with them until I can get home. Yay...
Oh, and did I mention they have absolutely no concept of sin? Ooh, this is going to be fun...
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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN GMOD, ANY OF THE MODS I INCLUDED, OR MLP:FIM!!! DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!
What I do own is a computer that gets me 3 FPS on Big City and fingers. What do we get when I mix the two? Shameful por- Er... I mean, a strange story about a video game you've never heard of and ponies! Yay!
Also, the picture is just the Gmod symbol, not a work of art by me.
There will be no real sex in this story, as I don't like writing it, but since it will be strongly suggested and there will be many sex jokes I'm throwing the tag on here.
EDIT: There is sex, but you will be warned in the beginning of the chapter.