What makes a mare?

It took nearly an hour to calm and convince her friends that she wasn't lying about her namesake. After realizing she was telling the true, the group of friends felt guilty over laughing. "I just want to what were your parents thinking darling" said Rarity, who felt the most sympathy for the pegasus. A girls name sake was her life and a name like Lesbian CarriageWasher would most likely ruin

Rainbow Dash's chances of becoming a Wonderbolt. "Like I said, they were drunk" said Rainbow Dash, staring at her hooves.

"Look, Sugarcube I feel for ya. But look on the bright side, at least you can get it changed" said the orange earth pony. "True, I mean I probably should. I don't think I really want to send in my birth certificate with my Wonderbolt application forms right now" Rainbow dash sighed. "But I though you were going after your dream!" spoke up Twilight. "Yeah I am, just not now... besides the academy opens enrollment every six weeks, so It's not like it's my only chance to apply. "Um.. Are you sure?" said Fluttershy softly, looking at her friend with concern and sympathy. Rainbow Dash waved her off. "Yeah don't worry" Twilight Sparkle glanced at the clock which read four-thirty PM.

"You'd probably should get to town hall before it closes, the secretary has forms for things like this. Nodding in agreement, the pegasus got up and hugged each off her friends before dashing through the doors of the library. The friends stood there quietly for a few moments before breaking into laughter once more. All but Spike that is. He frowned and tilted his head to the side. "Hey Twilight, what's a lesbian?" The laughing merely increased as the others watched Twilight become flustered. She sighed bit her lip gently, cursing that the day had finally come for 'the talk'. "Well Spike....."

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The cyan pegasus flew threw the town of Ponyville before stopping in front of townhall. She scrunched up her muzzle and slowly made her way to the doors of the building. The large metal doors with their intricate designs creaked from age as she pushed open the door. The inside of Town hall, at least the part most ponies saw, was nothing special. The front part, which served as a waiting area was just as worn as the doors. It was also bare only having a few couches, stained and ripped in places, a secretary’s desk and a few half dead plants here and there.

Letting the door slam behind her she made her way to the desk. The secretary  behind the desk, a earth pony with grey fur and soft blue hair, looked bored and tired. "Business?" sh asked in a monotone voice, pulling out her half empty bottle of whisky and sipping it. "I need forms to apply for a name change" As she spoke to the secretary, she glanced around to see if anyone was listening. She really didn't want to explain to people exactly why she was getting a name change. The only person other then her and sharp Quill (which she learned from reading the mares name tag) were a mother and her son, and a balding stallion who was snoring loudly on one of the couches. Rainbow Dash had a feeling he was a hobo.

The earth pony sighed and scrounged around for a few moments before pulling out a few sheets and handing them to her. "All ponies apply for a name change must include a birth certificate, your social insurance card and your photo ID. All applicants must have two witnesses sign off at the bottom. They may not be parents or relatives." Rainbow frowned. "That's it?" she asked, speed reading the forms. The grey mare nodded, now chugging back the bottle of whisky. "Okay, thanks" she said turning to leave. At least this nightmare would be over soon

As she made her way to the exit, the doors opened and in stepped a familiar mint green unicorn. The unicorn gave her a look of sympathy. "Twilight told me I could find you here" she said softly. Rainbow Dash frowned. "Why did you need to find me?" She asked, flapping her wings in habit. "Well, I thought I'd warn you about the party" Rainbow froze. "Wh-What party?" she asked, afraid to ask. She had a feeling she knew where this was going. "Pin-"

The doors burst open again and in hopped Pinkie Pie, who was covered in streamers. "There's the VIP guest!" exclaimed the pink mare. "What. Party. Lyra?" Rainbow asked through clenched teeth. "The 'RAINBOW-DASH-IS-REALLY-LESBIAN-CARRIAGEWASHER-AND-WE-SHOULD-THROW-HER-A-PARTY' party" said Pinkie Pie, beating Lyra to the punch. "HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW!?!?" asked Rainbow, running up to Lyra and shaking her.  The unicorn hesitated for a second. "Everyone"

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The screams of the cyan pegasus could be heard all the way in Canterlot. Celestia, raiser of the sun and

protector of all ponies giggled and made her way from her spying room. The alicorn made her way to her sister's chambers, only stopping briefly to address a guard. "Have Silver Ark brought to my chambers later. Tell him I need to have a name on the plaque dedicated to the elements of harmony changed" Celestia let out a giggle. She just couldn't wait to tell LuLu.